Pray for Brother Guy

[Seeker]

Re: Pray for Brother Guy

I have many servants. At least I should still have lots if they survive their enforced pray-in. I havent counted them lately, nor should I need to. They turn up at the feeding bay to receive their wages often enough, and if one or two should 'drop off the limb', there'll just be more feed for the rest of them.
Hopefully they're praying harder than ever.I'm still hideously disfigured and scratching like an old hound - besides - it would really cause me some trouble to get another family trucked in from over the border if this lot dies on me before I am healed.

Brother Guy, because I am nice and have mercy...I am going to send you some dollars to come to the USA for the great health care. Drop your servants at the border where most die anyway. You have a room and board with Dish network 24/7 here. We even have the slap on and slap off lights so you won't have to burn too much energy and an automatic bed..

[Brother Guy Bayard]

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I think Nobar meant Stormfront's servants. hint, hint. Muslim. Stormfront. lol

I have many servants. At least I should still have lots if they survive their enforced pray-in. I havent counted them lately, nor should I need to. They turn up at the feeding bay to receive their wages often enough, and if one or two should 'drop off the limb', there'll just be more feed for the rest of them.
Hopefully they're praying harder than ever.I'm still hideously disfigured and scratching like an old hound - besides - it would really cause me some trouble to get another family trucked in from over the border if this lot dies on me before I am healed.

[Seeker]

Re: Pray for Brother Guy

My servants are praying for me constantly - indeed they are all ocked in the summer house in a "pray-a-thon" and wont be let out until i am healed.

I think Nobar meant Stormfront's servants. hint, hint. Muslim. Stormfront. lol

[Seeker]

Re: Pray for Brother Guy

Can't you just pour some salt on your wounds?

Sometimes praying is meaningless. God does has his elect you know.

Why don't you pray for a ticket to the land of paradise, the US. He will heal you then, for sure.

[Brother Guy Bayard]

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These servants of yours, they pray 5 times a day, no? But do their prayers do any good?

My servants are praying for me constantly - indeed they are all ocked in the summer house in a "pray-a-thon" and wont be let out until i am healed.

[SUV]

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Poor, Dear Brother Guy - please continue to be strong. My entire Support Group is pulling for you

[Nobar King]

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These servants of yours, they pray 5 times a day, no? But do their prayers do any good?

[Stormfront (Quarantined)]

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I'll tell my servants to pray for your condition.

[Bobby-Joe]

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Brother Guy,

Take heart, all things are possible threw Christ! Has Jesus not healed and brought to this very Church blacks, Jews and even Democrats? What is a Australopithecus next to that Brother Guy? You need to turn yourself over to Him, fully and completely! Doubtless those sours are your sins running from you body as His love drives them out.

[Brother Guy Bayard]

Devoting my life and tithing my worldly possessions to LBC is obviously not enough in Gods eyes.
He has seen fit to visit my body with a plague of prickly heat and boils. I cant stop scratching and oozing pus on my bedclothes.
I prayed for guidance and healing, without relief, and realise I am still sinning somehow.
Then it hit me. I am Australian.
As a card carrying Austra-naut, and having seen the quality of human that graces that vast and desolate open cut mine they call "New Holland", or 'Terra Australis Incognito", I must surely repent of my Australianism in order for God to love me once more and remove my festering sores.
Brothers Sisters and Pastors - I beseech you in the name of the Lord Jesus Christ, the Son of God, to pray for me in order that God may remove the taint of Down Under filth that smears my life, that I may be whole and free from corruptions of the blood.
YIC Brother Guy.