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    Pray for Brother Guy

    Devoting my life and tithing my worldly possessions to LBC is obviously not enough in Gods eyes.
    He has seen fit to visit my body with a plague of prickly heat and boils. I cant stop scratching and oozing pus on my bedclothes.
    I prayed for guidance and healing, without relief, and realise I am still sinning somehow.
    Then it hit me. I am Australian.
    As a card carrying Austra-naut, and having seen the quality of human that graces that vast and desolate open cut mine they call "New Holland", or 'Terra Australis Incognito", I must surely repent of my Australianism in order for God to love me once more and remove my festering sores.
    Brothers Sisters and Pastors - I beseech you in the name of the Lord Jesus Christ, the Son of God, to pray for me in order that God may remove the taint of Down Under filth that smears my life, that I may be whole and free from corruptions of the blood.
    YIC Brother Guy.
    The devil, whose business is to pervert the truth, mimics the exact circumstance of the Divine Sacraments. He baptises his believers and promises forgiveness of sins...he celebrates the oblation of bread, and brings in the symbol of the resurrection. Let us therefore acknowledge the craftiness of the devil, who copied certain things of those that be divine."
    Tertullian (155-222 AD) from The Prescription Against Heretics' Ch XL
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    Re: Pray for Brother Guy

    Brother Guy,

    Take heart, all things are possible threw Christ! Has Jesus not healed and brought to this very Church blacks, Jews and even Democrats? What is a Australopithecus next to that Brother Guy? You need to turn yourself over to Him, fully and completely! Doubtless those sours are your sins running from you body as His love drives them out.

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    • #3
      Re: Pray for Brother Guy

      I'll tell my servants to pray for your condition.

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      • #4
        Re: Pray for Brother Guy

        These servants of yours, they pray 5 times a day, no? But do their prayers do any good?
        May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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        • #5
          Re: Pray for Brother Guy

          Poor, Dear Brother Guy - please continue to be strong. My entire Support Group is pulling for you

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          • #6
            Re: Pray for Brother Guy

            Originally posted by Nobar King View Post
            These servants of yours, they pray 5 times a day, no? But do their prayers do any good?

            My servants are praying for me constantly - indeed they are all ocked in the summer house in a "pray-a-thon" and wont be let out until i am healed.
            The devil, whose business is to pervert the truth, mimics the exact circumstance of the Divine Sacraments. He baptises his believers and promises forgiveness of sins...he celebrates the oblation of bread, and brings in the symbol of the resurrection. Let us therefore acknowledge the craftiness of the devil, who copied certain things of those that be divine."
            Tertullian (155-222 AD) from The Prescription Against Heretics' Ch XL

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            • #7
              Re: Pray for Brother Guy

              Can't you just pour some salt on your wounds?

              Sometimes praying is meaningless. God does has his elect you know.

              Why don't you pray for a ticket to the land of paradise, the US. He will heal you then, for sure.

              If the Lord leads you to it, he will get you through it.

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              • #8
                Re: Pray for Brother Guy

                Originally posted by Brother Guy View Post
                My servants are praying for me constantly - indeed they are all ocked in the summer house in a "pray-a-thon" and wont be let out until i am healed.
                I think Nobar meant Stormfront's servants. hint, hint. Muslim. Stormfront. lol

                If the Lord leads you to it, he will get you through it.

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                • #9
                  Re: Pray for Brother Guy

                  Originally posted by Seeker View Post
                  I think Nobar meant Stormfront's servants. hint, hint. Muslim. Stormfront. lol
                  I have many servants. At least I should still have lots if they survive their enforced pray-in. I havent counted them lately, nor should I need to. They turn up at the feeding bay to receive their wages often enough, and if one or two should 'drop off the limb', there'll just be more feed for the rest of them.
                  Hopefully they're praying harder than ever.I'm still hideously disfigured and scratching like an old hound - besides - it would really cause me some trouble to get another family trucked in from over the border if this lot dies on me before I am healed.
                  The devil, whose business is to pervert the truth, mimics the exact circumstance of the Divine Sacraments. He baptises his believers and promises forgiveness of sins...he celebrates the oblation of bread, and brings in the symbol of the resurrection. Let us therefore acknowledge the craftiness of the devil, who copied certain things of those that be divine."
                  Tertullian (155-222 AD) from The Prescription Against Heretics' Ch XL

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                  • #10
                    Re: Pray for Brother Guy

                    Originally posted by Brother Guy View Post
                    I have many servants. At least I should still have lots if they survive their enforced pray-in. I havent counted them lately, nor should I need to. They turn up at the feeding bay to receive their wages often enough, and if one or two should 'drop off the limb', there'll just be more feed for the rest of them.
                    Hopefully they're praying harder than ever.I'm still hideously disfigured and scratching like an old hound - besides - it would really cause me some trouble to get another family trucked in from over the border if this lot dies on me before I am healed.
                    Brother Guy, because I am nice and have mercy...I am going to send you some dollars to come to the USA for the great health care. Drop your servants at the border where most die anyway. You have a room and board with Dish network 24/7 here. We even have the slap on and slap off lights so you won't have to burn too much energy and an automatic bed..

                    If the Lord leads you to it, he will get you through it.

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                    • #11
                      Re: Pray for Brother Guy

                      Please do not hesitate to call on me for help in your time of need, Brother Guy. You are a True Christian (TC) missionary sent to a Godforsaken land, and you are now overworked and overwrought and in need of first-rate medical care and recuperation time. Let me and any of the other Ladies of Landover know how we may assist you. Praise to Jesus, Brother, for using this as a means to perhaps bring you back to us!
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                      • #12
                        Re: Pray for Brother Guy

                        Originally posted by Justina Thyme View Post
                        Please do not hesitate to call on me for help in your time of need, Brother Guy. You are a True Christian (TC) missionary sent to a Godforsaken land, and you are now overworked and overwrought and in need of first-rate medical care and recuperation time. Let me and any of the other Ladies of Landover know how we may assist you. Praise to Jesus, Brother, for using this as a means to perhaps bring you back to us!
                        Sister Thyme - sage words indeed. Perhaps Sister Rosemary and her ukelele could record some songs of praise for me to play on my gramophone . Mind you - most of the Ladies are able to bring a smile to my face in times of need. I do need assistance rubbing Sister Edwinas home made possum fat all purpose medicinal salve on my sores - some of them are hard to reach. and my toenails need trimming.
                        The devil, whose business is to pervert the truth, mimics the exact circumstance of the Divine Sacraments. He baptises his believers and promises forgiveness of sins...he celebrates the oblation of bread, and brings in the symbol of the resurrection. Let us therefore acknowledge the craftiness of the devil, who copied certain things of those that be divine."
                        Tertullian (155-222 AD) from The Prescription Against Heretics' Ch XL

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                        • #13
                          Re: Pray for Brother Guy

                          Hey Brother guy, May our LORD and savior JESUS shine upon you and relieve you from this terrible condition. Being here to in Australia i am praying hard for you , and hope the blasted thing don't come my way either...
                          (2 Peter 3:10)

                          But the day of the Lord will come as a thief in the night; in the which the heavens shall pass away with a great noise, and the elements shall melt with fervent heat, the earth also and the works that are therein shall be burned up.

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                          • #14
                            Re: Pray for Brother Guy

                            Originally posted by ForGodsSake View Post
                            Hey Brother guy, May our LORD and savior JESUS shine upon you and relieve you from this terrible condition. Being here to in Australia i am praying hard for you , and hope the blasted thing don't come my way either...
                            Praise brother! I hope you are preparing for our "mission down under".!
                            Have you bathed? are you on your knees? are you ready to be filled with the love of Jesus?
                            The devil, whose business is to pervert the truth, mimics the exact circumstance of the Divine Sacraments. He baptises his believers and promises forgiveness of sins...he celebrates the oblation of bread, and brings in the symbol of the resurrection. Let us therefore acknowledge the craftiness of the devil, who copied certain things of those that be divine."
                            Tertullian (155-222 AD) from The Prescription Against Heretics' Ch XL

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                            • #15
                              Re: Pray for Brother Guy

                              Originally posted by Brother Guy View Post
                              Praise brother! I hope you are preparing for our "mission down under".!
                              Have you bathed? are you on your knees? are you ready to be filled with the love of Jesus?
                              That i am Brother Guy. Looking forward to seeing the good work of our LORD being done here in OZ

                              JESUS BE PRAISED
                              (2 Peter 3:10)

                              But the day of the Lord will come as a thief in the night; in the which the heavens shall pass away with a great noise, and the elements shall melt with fervent heat, the earth also and the works that are therein shall be burned up.

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