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  • ForGodsSake
    X-Aussie Evangelist
    True Christian™
    • Feb 2008
    • 493

    #61
    Re: Please Pray that I get a kinky threesome with the Olsen Twins

    Originally posted by ChuckieGirl666 View Post
    Think ur funny, asshat? Well guess what, I work at Assistant MANAGER of a food retail outlet. Got that! An one day pretty soon I be a MANAGER! What u tink of that then, smartguy? huh? Yea, u feel pretty stupid now, doncha.
    Can you say two all beef patties special sauce tomato pickles lettuce onion on a sesame seed bun really really fast you heathen scum bucket.....
    (2 Peter 3:10)

    But the day of the Lord will come as a thief in the night; in the which the heavens shall pass away with a great noise, and the elements shall melt with fervent heat, the earth also and the works that are therein shall be burned up.

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    • Sister Noddy
      True Christian™
      True Christian™
      • Jun 2007
      • 1843

      #62
      Re: Please Pray that I get a kinky threesome with the Olsen Twins

      Originally posted by ChuckieGirl666 View Post

      Think ur funny, asshat? Well guess what, I work at Assistant MANAGER of a food retail outlet. Got that! An one day pretty soon I be a MANAGER! What u tink of that then, smartguy? huh? Yea, u feel pretty stupid now, doncha.
      Can you say too-much-fat-salt-cholesterol-carbs-and-coronary-artery-disease really really fast, chunkycheesegirl?
      1st Timothy 2: 9 In like manner also, that women adorn themselves in modest apparel, with shamefacedness and sobriety; not with broided hair, or gold, or pearls, or costly array;
      1st Timothy 2: 10 But (which becometh women professing godliness) with good works ...


      1 Timothy 5: 16 If any man or woman that believeth have widows, let them relieve them, and let not the church be charged; that it may relieve them that are widows indeed ...

      Proverbs 31: 26 She openeth her mouth with wisdom; and in her tongue is the law of kindness ...
      Proverbs 31: 27 She looketh well to the ways of her household, and eateth not the bread of idleness ...

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      • Seeker
        Thank you Pastor Pistle!
        Forum Member
        • Aug 2007
        • 966

        #63
        Re: Please Pray that I get a kinky threesome with the Olsen Twins

        Originally posted by ForGodsSake View Post
        Can you say two all beef patties special sauce tomato pickles lettuce onion on a sesame seed bun really really fast you heathen scum bucket.....
        I like this one better. Big mac, fillet of fish, quarter pounder, french fries, icy coke, big shakes, sunday's and apple pies.

        It is fun if you say it when jumping rope.

        If the Lord leads you to it, he will get you through it.

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        • ChuckieGirl666
          Confirmed Enemy of God
          BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
          • Feb 2008
          • 63

          #64
          Re: Please Pray that I get a kinky threesome with the Olsen Twins

          Originally posted by Seeker View Post
          I like this one better. Big mac, fillet of fish, quarter pounder, french fries, icy coke, big shakes, sunday's and apple pies.
          It is fun if you say it when jumping rope.
          Actually, Bible humper, it's SUBWAY! Got that? But nice attempt make me look stupid. I guess the joke on u, dumbass! At lest I hav a career an a future. What u do for a living, asshat? Spen all day ironing ur husband shirts, watchin soaps an pickin ur fat lazy dumb ass!

          An I'd rather be assaitant Manager in Subway, than workin in some shitty office wearin a shirt an tie an bowing down to 'the man'. Dude, like, no way would I sell out lik that. Id rather die than be some sell-out 'suit' an some shitty ass-kisser slave to the system! Fuk that! Only time I ever gunna wear a suit be when Im in the ground. METAL FOREVER!!!

          It U people who pathetic, NOT ME!

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          • Nobar King
            Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
            Christ's Guardian
            True Christian™
            • Sep 2007
            • 23748

            #65
            Re: Please Pray that I get a kinky threesome with the Olsen Twins

            The picture I am imagining is hilarious:

            Hardcore Heavy Metal Goth teenaged SUBWAY mangaer BORED TO DEATH spends all day browsing Christian forums online on his new iPhone instead of doing his job. When the phone rings, though, he is suddenly the voice of the Prince of Darknes himself.

            "What were you doing?"

            "Oh, nothing, just cleaning up at work." Yeah, right.
            May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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            • Deaner
              Christ's Love Messenger
              True Christian™
              • Sep 2006
              • 5932

              #66
              Re: Please Pray that I get a kinky threesome with the Olsen Twins

              Originally posted by ChuckieGirl666 View Post
              An I'd rather be assaitant Manager in Subway, than workin in some shitty office wearin a shirt an tie an bowing down to 'the man'.
              So let me get this straight; being an assistant manager in Subway is your way of throwing down the gauntlet and letting everybody know you're a hardcore revolutionary?

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              • ChuckieGirl666
                Confirmed Enemy of God
                BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                • Feb 2008
                • 63

                #67
                Re: Please Pray that I get a kinky threesome with the Olsen Twins

                [quote=Nobar King;155132]The picture I am imagining is hilarious:
                Hardcore Heavy Metal Goth teenaged SUBWAY mangaer BORED TO DEATH spends all day browsing Christian forums online on his new iPhone instead of doing his job.
                quote]

                Actually we have 'wi-fi' here, gramps. Do u kno what that is???

                And, no, it ain't what Japs say when they greet each other.

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                • Nobar King
                  Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
                  Christ's Guardian
                  True Christian™
                  • Sep 2007
                  • 23748

                  #68
                  Re: Please Pray that I get a kinky threesome with the Olsen Twins

                  Wifi for what? Your iPhone?

                  Also, racist comments like that won't be tolerated here. I'm sure that by the time I have finished posting this you will already have 66 infraction points for general racial insensitivity.
                  May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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                  • ChuckieGirl666
                    Confirmed Enemy of God
                    BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                    • Feb 2008
                    • 63

                    #69
                    Re: Please Pray that I get a kinky threesome with the Olsen Twins

                    Originally posted by Nobar King View Post
                    Wifi for what? Your iPhone?
                    uhhh... for my laptop, asshat! I take it u kno what a laptop is, old man??

                    It's a computer that way lighter than ur home PC, so ya can carry it around in ur backpack. Take it ta work wi u. Tho mine's pretty heavy. Guess that mean it good quality, huh?

                    An when wer I rasist? I jus said "Wiii Fiii" sound lik the way a slant would say "high fiiive"??! That not rasist at all!

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                    • Justina Thyme
                      Exposing DEMONS for Jesus
                      True Christian™
                      • Dec 2007
                      • 1718

                      #70
                      Re: Please Pray that I get a kinky threesome with the Olsen Twins

                      Originally posted by ChuckieGirl666 View Post
                      Actually, Bible humper, it's SUBWAY! Got that? But nice attempt make me look stupid. I guess the joke on u, dumbass! At lest I hav a career an a future. What u do for a living, asshat? Spen all day ironing ur husband shirts, watchin soaps an pickin ur fat lazy dumb ass!

                      <snip>
                      METAL FOREVER!!!

                      It U people who pathetic, NOT ME!
                      Doesn't this troll realize that he does this quite nicely all by himself every time he posts here? Oh, wait... never mind.

                      ChuckieCheeze, are you so language-poor that you must resort to curse words and sexist, ageist insults to express your rudimentary thoughts? Here's a helpful link: dictionary.com Don't be afraid; we all had to begin learning English at some point, although most of us began at about age three or so.


                      Mark 16:17 And these attesting signs will accompany those who believe: in My Name they will drive out demons.

                      1 Kings 21:14 Then they sent to Jezebel, saying, Naboth is stoned . . .

                      A SPIRITUAL WARFARE PRAYER:
                      Father, In Jesus' Name, I take the Blood of Jesus and break the power of all witches, warlocks, wizards, satanists, sorcerers, wiccans, pagans, and any other source, and all of their rituals off of us. With the Blood of Jesus, I erase all evil lines drawn on our liver. . .

                      LANDOVER BAPTIST DEMON HUNTING PERMIT #00666-27

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                      • Mr Godwin
                        Forum Member
                        Forum Member
                        • Dec 2007
                        • 123

                        #71
                        Re: Please Pray that I get a kinky threesome with the Olsen Twins

                        Originally posted by ChuckieGirl666 View Post

                        An when wer I rasist? I jus said "Wiii Fiii" sound lik the way a slant would say "high fiiive"??! That not rasist at all!
                        Just dropping by for the fun of it. Well I see they've given you more infraction points. Seems that you can't post anything without getting infraction points, fatty. This is what happens when you're a loser with Jesus. This makes me smile, that's what.
                        Read your Bible, boys and girls. Jesus likes educated people. That's my take on it.

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                        • Seeker
                          Thank you Pastor Pistle!
                          Forum Member
                          • Aug 2007
                          • 966

                          #72
                          Re: Please Pray that I get a kinky threesome with the Olsen Twins

                          Actually, Bible humper, it's SUBWAY! Got that? But nice attempt make me look stupid. I guess the joke on u, dumbass!
                          Chuckie cheese, I am actually glad you're going to work for Subway. Jarid could teach you a lesson or two..

                          If the Lord leads you to it, he will get you through it.

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                          • JohnTheEpicFailure
                            Unsaved trash
                            Under Investigation
                            • Mar 2008
                            • 4

                            #73
                            Re: Please Pray that I get a kinky threesome with the Olsen Twins

                            Hello Fellow Worshipers Of The Mighty Lord Jesus.

                            Could all my friends here please prey for me, AC/DC are doing their last world tour this year and i am really hoping that they come to a town near me. Could you all please please pray for me! I have to see them before i die. They are the best band ever! Long live Angus, Malcom, Brian, Phill and Cliff! R.I.P Bon Scott you legend!

                            AC/DC ROCK!

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                            • Talitha
                              Deaconess
                              Gracious, genteel, kind, tender, and warm True Christian™ Sister
                              True Christian™
                              • Feb 2026
                              • 15118

                              #74
                              Re: Please Pray that I get a kinky threesome with the Olsen Twins

                              Originally posted by JohnTheEpicFishermen View Post
                              Hello Fellow Worshipers Of The Mighty Lord Jesus.

                              Could all my friends here please prey for me, AC/DC are doing their last world tour this year and i am really hoping that they come to a town near me. Could you all please please pray for me! I have to see them before i die. They are the best band ever! Long live Angus, Malcom, Brian, Phill and Cliff! R.I.P Bon Scott you legend!

                              AC/DC ROCK!
                              Jesus hates Rock & Roll Music.

                              Sister Talitha

                              Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.


                              HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
                              being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41



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                              • Justina Thyme
                                Exposing DEMONS for Jesus
                                True Christian™
                                • Dec 2007
                                • 1718

                                #75
                                Re: Please Pray that I get a kinky threesome with the Olsen Twins

                                Originally posted by Talitha View Post
                                Jesus hates Rock & Roll Music.
                                And this post belongs on the Prayer Requests thread, not here. Another example of gothtardedness.
                                Mark 16:17 And these attesting signs will accompany those who believe: in My Name they will drive out demons.

                                1 Kings 21:14 Then they sent to Jezebel, saying, Naboth is stoned . . .

                                A SPIRITUAL WARFARE PRAYER:
                                Father, In Jesus' Name, I take the Blood of Jesus and break the power of all witches, warlocks, wizards, satanists, sorcerers, wiccans, pagans, and any other source, and all of their rituals off of us. With the Blood of Jesus, I erase all evil lines drawn on our liver. . .

                                LANDOVER BAPTIST DEMON HUNTING PERMIT #00666-27

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