[Sister Noddy]

Re: Please Pray that I get a kinky threesome with the Olsen Twins

Jesus hates Rock & Roll Music.

And we hate what Jesus hates! Praise! The Lord is so good to us!

[Ahimaaz Smith]

Re: Please Pray that I get a kinky threesome with the Olsen Twins

guess what, I work at Assistant MANAGER of a food retail outlet.

What difference does your job make? What's important is whether you put Jesus first in your life. Unfortunately, you don't.

Are you married to these twins? Allah (swt) forbids premarital relations, fool. Marry these two women, and perhaps they will agree to such a relationship.

NO NO NO NO NO!!! Maybe that's what the Koran says, but the Word of God is quite explicit on this point:

Neither shalt thou take a wife to her sister, to vex her, to uncover her nakedness, beside the other in her life time. Leviticus 10:18

If you want to have a threesome, you have to marry at least two women who are NOT sisters. Or wait for them both to die.

Could all my friends here please prey for me, AC/DC are doing their last world tour this year...

We could, but we won't.

[lady_c]

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Seriously get some taste, the olsen twins!!!! If I was a lesbo (which I am not), I could pick hotter chicks....
A little tip, don't feel bad about this but.... being an assistant manager at any outlet isn't a great accomplishment in life. It only means your someones bitch! Harsh but true

[Deaner]

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.... being an assistant manager at any outlet isn't a great accomplishment in life.

Neither is being a Christ hater. You have no right to be acting superior to anyone. Your destiny will be with satan where dead negro gang members will be pimping your ass to every degenerate in hell. Lose the attitude and get Jesus.

[RevColinJamesTodd]

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Seriously get some taste, the olsen twins!!!! If I was a lesbo (which I am not), I could pick hotter chicks....

You could pick 'hotter chicks'??? 'Get some taste'??? How do YOU know what girls are attractive or not???

And you really expect us to think you're NOT a Lesbian after that? I bet you're fat too!!

[lady_c]

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Neither is being a Christ hater. You have no right to be acting superior to anyone. Your destiny will be with satan where dead negro gang members will be pimping your ass to every degenerate in hell. Lose the attitude and get Jesus.

But I am superior to you.... don't forget it
I don't think you know the meaning of a true Christian, there is only one person here that does. You have no right to dictate to me whether I am going to hell or not. Leave it up to GOD. Are you trying to take his place? Dictators burn Saddam.

RevColinJamesTodd - I'm not blind, all girls know who's pretty and who's not. Doesn't mean I want to jump in bed with them. Don't for one second tell me that you've never seen a hansom man or an ugly one.

P.s. my attitude stays

[RevColinJamesTodd]

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I'm not blind, all girls know who's pretty and who's not. Doesn't mean I want to jump in bed with them. Don't for one second tell me that you've never seen a hansom man or an ugly one.

Uhhh... I've never for a second thought that way. I don't go around looking at other men's asses, trying to judge if they're attractive or not. That's just wrong on so many levels.

Yep, just keep telling yourself it's normal, honey. We all believe you.

Your post has 'closet homo' written all over it.

[Nobar King]

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I am superior to you.... don't forget it.

When I first read this I imagined that you were writing about 6300 LCD pixels that when arranged in lines form a three letter word.

[Uri Tardehd]

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Hey Gothtard,

If you are going to take the express elevator to hell, you should try and make it even slightly worth eternal damnation.

If you are going to pray for a threesome (why don't you try to conjure up Satan while you are at it?), pray for a threesome with some professional porn stars who are really good at what they do.

You don't go to your dentist for brain surgery and you don't go to a gynecologist to get your teeth worked on... well, perhaps you do. Most don't.

Don't wish for a threesome with a couple of skinny shemales who may still be virgins; they'll be asking you what to do and I doubt you are a subject matter expert on threesomes or sex in general. You'll have the blind leading the blind.

Get used to the 'Assistant' part of your professional title. It seems that may have been a stretch.

[ChuckieGirl666]

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Hey Gothtard,

If you are going to take the express elevator to hell, you should try and make it even slightly worth eternal damnation.

Hey asshat! I akready askd that I could change it 2 Britney Spears an Avril Lavygne! I tink they'd be sooooo smokin hot, baby! Yeaaaahhh!!




Remember to sign my Petition agains this evil Xtian Nazi dictator asshats that trying to silence my rights to freedorm of speech-
http://www.petitiononline.com/asshats/petition.html

[ForGodsSake]

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Hey asshat! I akready askd that I could change it 2 Britney Spears an Avril Lavygne! I tink they'd be sooooo smokin hot, baby! Yeaaaahhh!!

Well you can discuss that with the other heathen while on the elevator to hell huh.....

[lilpentecostalgirl (Quarantined)]

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[quote=ChuckieGirl666;157438]Hey asshat! I akready askd that I could change it 2 Britney Spears an Avril Lavygne! I tink they'd be sooooo smokin hot, baby! Yeaaaahhh!!




Remember to sign my Petition agains this evil Xtian Nazi dictator asshats that trying to silence my rights to freedorm of speech-
http://www.petitiononline.com/asshats/petition.html[/quote

I still think your a ugly, fat, goth who hates God and that no real woman would ever touch you! Better get out your blowup doll again.

[iamsaved]

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Dear Bible humping virgins,

Please pray to God for me, that he let me hav a kinky 3-some with the hot Olsen Twins!

Honestly, I doubt any of u sad Bible banger lossers hav been laid in ur entire lives. An if u hav, it was prob in the missionary position wi the lights out lik the dickless pussy wimps u all are. LMAO. Tho I hear u Priests prefer little boys!

Please also pray that I don get anymor of those nasty infaction points, as they suck ass!

Baptists don't have priests. Catholics do. Baptists have Pastors. And Pastors get married. They are not like priests.

You should pray to God. And stop asking people to pray prayers that God won't ever listen to.

Your avatar shows who you are so well. Your sarcastic and enjoy evil.

You may think this is all funny but if your not saved and you end up in Hell it won't be a party. You will be tormented and wish you did get saved and you didn't joke about God. Satan will be laughing at you. Because you believe his twisted lies. Satan does not love you. He hates you. The only one that loves you is God. But until you accept God's gift "Jesus Christ" you won't be able to go to Heaven.

But you don't want to go to heaven. You enjoy being weird and enjoy the devil and joking about God. The joke will be on you if you are not saved, never get saved and end up in Hell. You will regret never getting saved.

You can tell me now. Oh I don't care or I love evil and oh I love the devil and life is just one party and you can say whatever you want.

But when you do die someday you will wish, I promise you will wish that you got saved and you did not talk this way and think this way.

I don't hate you and I don't hate anyone. I'm not a crazy Christian who wishes for others hurt. I wish for you to convert. I wish for you to go to heaven someday. And I wish for you goodness. I don't hate you. I hate
sin. I'm not sinless and no one on this forum is sinless. If anyone on this forum says they are sinless they are a liar and God is not in them.

Only one that is sinless is God and Jesus Christ. Jesus Christ is God and God is Jesus Christ.

You can reply to what I wrote, but what you will say will probably be a waste of your time, because I am saved and I will never hate you.

[Deaner]

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Only one that is sinless is God and Jesus Christ. Jesus Christ is God and God is Jesus Christ.

You can't make it much plainer than that. Friend, I won't say I agree with everything you say but you have a knack for explaining Christian doctrine clearly.

Is Jesus your friend? Would you like to say a prayer with me?

[iamsaved]

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You can't make it much plainer than that. Friend, I won't say I agree with everything you say but you have a knack for explaining Christian doctrine clearly.

Is Jesus your friend? Would you like to say a prayer with me?

Yes Jesus is my friend and I have said the salvation prayer. I read from the 1611 King James Bible. Could you show me your prayer?