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  • WilliamJenningsBryan
    True Christian™
     
    • Jan 2007
    • 9384
    #1

    Pray for Yoko Ono

    Brothers and Sisters in Christ, Yoko Ono's endless caterwauling has been an insufferable scourge on our Christian civilization for many decades. You would think that Jesus gave her fair warning after killing John Lennon before her very eyes.

    Now we see the Nipponese nemesis in her latest "performance art" that represents either demon possession or the promotion of anal sex. Either way, it is followed by vigorous applause by an audience of New Yorkers at the sound of what hell is like.



    Pray for Yoko Ono that her immortal soul is Saved before it is too late.
    Hell's foundations quiver at the shout of praise;
    brothers, lift your voices, loud your anthems raise.
    ...and get off my lawn
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    • Pastor Ezekiel
      Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
       
      • Sep 2006
      • 78556
      #2
      Re: Pray for Yoko Ono

      SWEET JESUS!! MY EARS!!
      Who Will Jesus Damn?

      Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

      Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

      Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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        • Bill R. Briscoe
          True Christian™
          True Christian™
          • Feb 2012
          • 176
          #3
          Re: Pray for Yoko Ono

          Oh my! The horror!

          Why has this woman not remarried? Why must we all be tortured because she can't be bothered to read her Bible??
          1 Corinthians 7:8-9 I say therefore to the unmarried and widows, it is good for them if they abide even as I. But if they cannot contain, let them marry: for it is better to marry than to burn.

          I have never wanted someone to contain as much as I did just now. This type of behavior needs to stay in the bedroom. Especially when it looks and sounds like this.


          How Do I get Saved?
          Minecraft: Turning children into Sex slaves
          My Little Pony is a tool of Satan at best
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          † Hebrews 13:8 - Jesus Christ the same yesterday, and to day, and for ever. †
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            • Daisy Mae Johnson
              The Future Mrs. Ezekiel Flint
              Voted Best Pies in Freehold 10 Years Running
              aka the Biblethumpin Blonde
              True Christian™
              • Sep 2006
              • 15708
              #4
              Re: Pray for Yoko Ono

              That is NOT a person. It's a DEMON!
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                • Rev. M. Rodimer
                  Honorary True Christian™
                  Forum Member
                  • May 2008
                  • 13996
                  #5
                  Re: Pray for Yoko Ono

                  What was that? An imitation of a chimpanzee having multiple orgasms?!

                  Goes to show that there is nothing so vile and utterly devoid of artistic merit that a New Yorker won't applaud!


                  Oh, and just in case I've somehow misunderstood what I've just seen, I am praying that Yoko Ono gets over her stroke, or epilepsy, or demon possession, as the case may be.
                  Bible boring? Nonsense!
                  Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                  You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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                    • Pastor Ezekiel
                      Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                       
                      • Sep 2006
                      • 78556
                      #6
                      Re: Pray for Yoko Ono

                      Apparently it's been bellowing like this for years! With hippies playing guitars!

                      Who Will Jesus Damn?

                      Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                      Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                      Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                        • Sip-bal
                          Unsaved trash, sneaky jap
                          Under Investigation
                          • Feb 2012
                          • 10
                          #7
                          Re: Pray for Yoko Ono

                          Why this japanese woman make all asian people look even bad than we are? Why she no in kitchen and make rice like good asian woman? We asian people need to know our place. The music and all good things must be run by the superior white man. Only they know how to make it good. I will pray for her on many moons.

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                            • Bill R. Briscoe
                              True Christian™
                              True Christian™
                              • Feb 2012
                              • 176
                              #8
                              Re: Pray for Yoko Ono

                              I'm not sure that kind of rampant racism will be welcome in this thread, Chin-Sang. I would also suggest praying for her every day, not just "many", until she submits her life completely to devoted to loving Jesus Christ our Lord and Savior.

                              Glory!
                              How Do I get Saved?
                              Minecraft: Turning children into Sex slaves
                              My Little Pony is a tool of Satan at best
                              ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
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                              † Hebrews 13:8 - Jesus Christ the same yesterday, and to day, and for ever. †
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                                • Sip-bal
                                  Unsaved trash, sneaky jap
                                  Under Investigation
                                  • Feb 2012
                                  • 10
                                  #9
                                  Re: Pray for Yoko Ono

                                  I no make racing. Yes, i pray for her every night before I sleep. She must be save from her wicked ways.

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                                    • Pastor Ezekiel
                                      Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                                       
                                      • Sep 2006
                                      • 78556
                                      #10
                                      Re: Pray for Yoko Ono

                                      Originally posted by Sip-bal View Post
                                      I no make racing. Yes, i pray for her every night before I sleep. She must be save from her wicked ways.
                                      She's one of your kind. Can you make out what she's wailing about?
                                      Who Will Jesus Damn?

                                      Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                                      Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                                      Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                                        • Sip-bal
                                          Unsaved trash, sneaky jap
                                          Under Investigation
                                          • Feb 2012
                                          • 10
                                          #11
                                          Re: Pray for Yoko Ono

                                          I no think of listen to video until you say something. Good thing I do. I can only know few words she saying. She is speak in chink talk and some other talk. The chink talk say that she need very much help. It say that she can no hold back evils in her (must be demon in her?). Please, can we hold prayer for her soul? We need power of almighty God.

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                                            • Zealot
                                              Unsaved trash
                                              Under Investigation
                                              • Feb 2012
                                              • 2
                                              #12
                                              Re: Pray for Yoko Ono

                                              Originally posted by Sip-bal View Post
                                              I no think of listen to video until you say something. Good thing I do. I can only know few words she saying. She is speak in chink talk and some other talk. The chink talk say that she need very much help. It say that she can no hold back evils in her (must be demon in her?). Please, can we hold prayer for her soul? We need power of almighty God.
                                              Exodus 22:18
                                              You're Asian. You do it.

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                                                • VictoryOS
                                                  True Christian™ Beauty Queen
                                                   
                                                  • Dec 2007
                                                  • 5388
                                                  #13
                                                  Re: Pray for Yoko Ono

                                                  Oh mercy! As soon as that little yip started yodeling or whatever they call it. I nearly knocked over everything on my desk to get to the volume knob of my speakers!

                                                  My nephew came out of the guest room asking what all the wailing was about. You know it's pretty bad if it rouses that boy out of bed before noon!
                                                  Let Jesus Christ Wash You Clean
                                                  in 2016

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                                                    • SUV
                                                      True Christian™ Princess
                                                      The Driving Force behind RA12
                                                      Have at it, anytime!
                                                      • Sep 2006
                                                      • 11027
                                                      #14
                                                      Re: Pray for Yoko Ono

                                                      I'm sorry, Brother. I try to be a Good Christian Lady, but Praying for Yoko Ohno is a bit too much for me, I Fear

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                                                        • Swedish eskimo
                                                          Confirmed Enemy of God
                                                          BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                                                          • Feb 2012
                                                          • 226
                                                          #15
                                                          Re: Pray for Yoko Ono

                                                          This Chinese whore married the British communist John Lennon who hated America, for that she will burn in hell if she isnt saved.

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