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  • Benjamin Over
    Confirmed Enemy of God
    BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
    • Nov 2011
    • 81

    #31
    Re: Support Joseph Kony

    You know, before I get to hear about this Joseph Kony person, I used to think Africa as nothing more but a continent filled with AIDS infected, car thievin oreos, whom are condemned to live the life of sins. But I was wrong. Once again JESUS has shown that his love has no boundaries, for he's the one who creates the good out of the bad, and he has proved it all through Joseph Kony.

    Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.

    Romans 8:28 And we know that all things work together for good to them that love God, to them who are the called according to his purpose.


    I hope that Joseph Kony will be an inspirational figure towards the degenerate project dwelling, crack cocaine addicts, whom hasn't found the glory of JESUS within their hearts yet..

    In saying that.

    I SUPPORT JOSEPH KONY

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    • AngelofHate, Poser and a fake
      Unsaved trash, queerlover
      • Mar 2012
      • 87

      #32
      Re: Support Joseph Kony

      I am Christian, and I DON'T support Joseph Kony because he is an a**hole who has harmed and killed innocent people in Uganda, and is still at large for his selfish and coldhearted acts.
      I'm a goof

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      • Pastor Ezekiel
        Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
         
        • Sep 2006
        • 78552

        #33
        Re: Support Joseph Kony

        Originally posted by AngelofHate View Post
        I am Christian, and I DON'T support Joseph Kony because he is an a**hole who has harmed and killed innocent people in Uganda, and is still at large for his selfish and coldhearted acts.
        It's impossible to be a queer and a Christian. You hate Jesus with every tallywacker you slurp on. God hates you so much.

        Lev.20:13
        If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.
        If you're a Christian then I'm the King of Onions.
        Who Will Jesus Damn?

        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

        Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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        • AngelofHate, Poser and a fake
          Unsaved trash, queerlover
          • Mar 2012
          • 87

          #34
          Re: Support Joseph Kony

          Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
          It's impossible to be a queer and a Christian. You hate Jesus with every tallywacker you slurp on. God hates you so much.
          Okay, so I marked the things that I are not true, which means you're a liar and you're just making up sh*t because it is so obvious, you hate gays, therefore, you are stating that God hates them too because you believe it's such a sinful act, and the worst sin out there. You things its disgusting. You believe no one who is gay has the right to go to heaven because you hate them.
          Besides that, saying God hates someone who is gay is false testimony. God never says He hates any of his children; He is everlasting love; Jesus is everlasting love, plus, if God "HATED," Jesus wouldn't exist in the first place. As a matter of fact, you don't have the authority to twist up God's love. He loves everyone, and anyone who is different. You can't decide what has been already stated in the Bible. God does say homosexuality is wrong, but he does not hate anyone who is gay. God loves sinners. And he wants us to be happy. He might hate the sin, but God would never hate his beloved children. That's why Jesus came into our lives.
          So don't be going out there and saying, "God hates fags!" Its so stupid! You might have the right to judge other people, but you don't have the right to put yourself out there and make people feel like they don't have hope. All you're doing is being a lair, and, you're being a false, ignorant teacher who denies the love of God.
          I'm a goof

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          • Pastor Ezekiel
            Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
             
            • Sep 2006
            • 78552

            #35
            Re: Support Joseph Kony

            Originally posted by AngelofHate View Post
            Okay, so I marked the things that I are not true, which means you're a liar and you're just making up sh*t because it is so obvious, you hate gays, therefore, you are stating that God hates them too because you believe it's such a sinful act, and the worst sin out there. You things its disgusting. You believe no one who is gay has the right to go to heaven because you hate them.
            Besides that, saying God hates someone who is gay is false testimony. God never says He hates any of his children; He is everlasting love; Jesus is everlasting love, plus, if God "HATED," Jesus wouldn't exist in the first place. As a matter of fact, you don't have the authority to twist up God's love. He loves everyone, and anyone who is different. You can't decide what has been already stated in the Bible. God does say homosexuality is wrong, but he does not hate anyone who is gay. God loves sinners. And he wants us to be happy. He might hate the sin, but God would never hate his beloved children. That's why Jesus came into our lives.
            So don't be going out there and saying, "God hates fags!" Its so stupid! You might have the right to judge other people, but you don't have the right to put yourself out there and make people feel like they don't have hope. All you're doing is being a lair, and, you're being a false, ignorant teacher who denies the love of God.
            Where does it say that God loves unrepentant queers? Post the verse here and now.

            Here's what MY Bible says:

            God doesn't love everybody!

            Proverbs 6
            [16] These six things doth the LORD hate: yea, seven are an abomination unto him:
            [17] A proud look, a lying tongue, and hands that shed innocent blood,
            [18] An heart that deviseth wicked imaginations, feet that be swift in running to mischief,
            [19] A false witness that speaketh lies, and he that soweth discord among brethren.

            And don't give me any "He hates the sin, not the sinner" crap...

            Matthew 13
            [38] The field is the world; the good seed are the children of the kingdom; but the tares are the children of the wicked one;
            [39] The enemy that sowed them is the devil; the harvest is the end of the world; and the reapers are the angels.
            [40] As therefore the tares are gathered and burned in the fire; so shall it be in the end of this world.
            [41] The Son of man shall send forth his angels, and they shall gather out of his kingdom all things that offend, and them which do iniquity;
            [42] And shall cast them into a furnace of fire: there shall be wailing and gnashing of teeth.
            Who Will Jesus Damn?

            Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

            Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

            Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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            • AngelofHate, Poser and a fake
              Unsaved trash, queerlover
              • Mar 2012
              • 87

              #36
              Re: Support Joseph Kony

              Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
              Where does it say that God loves unrepentant queers? Post the verse here and now.

              Here's what MY Bible says:

              God doesn't love everybody!




              And don't give me any "He hates the sin, not the sinner" crap...
              FREAKING BS, JERK!
              GOD is everlasting love. Can you not read or understand what everlasting love means. OBVIOUSLY NOT BECAUSE YOU'RE SO F**KING STUPID AND SELFISH. God, you're a fat ass idiot. And a b*tch.
              I'm a goof

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              • Pastor Ezekiel
                Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                 
                • Sep 2006
                • 78552

                #37
                Re: Support Joseph Kony

                Originally posted by AngelofHate View Post
                FREAKING BS, JERK!
                GOD is everlasting love. Can you not read or understand what everlasting love means. OBVIOUSLY NOT BECAUSE YOU'RE SO F**KING STUPID AND SELFISH. God, you're a fat ass idiot. And a b*tch.
                Dear Godmocking Queer;

                Thank you for taking the time out of your busy schedule of worshiping satan and committing sodomy with hairy starngers to post this hateful message. The Holy Bible tells us that we are actually Blessed by your persecution! Thanks for proving that we're right.

                Matthew 5:10 Blessed are they which are persecuted for righteousness' sake: for theirs is the kingdom of heaven.
                5:11 Blessed are ye, when men shall revile you, and persecute you, and shall say all manner of evil against you falsely, for my sake.
                5:12 Rejoice, and be exceeding glad: for great is your reward in heaven: for so persecuted they the prophets which were before you.
                Enjoy hell. I know that Jesus and I can't wait to watch you burn in hell for all eternity. Oh, how we'll laugh at you as you scream in agony! Shout Glory!!

                YIC,

                --Pastor Ezekiel
                Who Will Jesus Damn?

                Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                • AngelofHate, Poser and a fake
                  Unsaved trash, queerlover
                  • Mar 2012
                  • 87

                  #38
                  Re: Support Joseph Kony

                  No, thank you -- for being an ignorant, selfish pastor who doesn't have a heart, and pretty much (that I am glad to say), you're officially an a**hole; you are very coldhearted. You are meaningless. Your teachings are highly unsuccessful. Plus, your love for God isn't in the right place. You believe that you're right about everything. You don't understand that God loves the sinner, but hates the sin. Therefore, your hatred is not going to stop homosexuality (meaning, haters are going to hate, but they can't stop the situation in the world do to sin). And finally, you're a piece of shit. So go die in a hole, and leave the world for God to judge.
                  I'm a goof

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                  • Troll Demon / Sucks garbage men
                    Unsaved Trash, Rabid godmocker
                    • May 2012
                    • 4

                    #39
                    Re: Support Joseph Kony

                    I'm new to this site so I don't really understand why you think a man who takes children from their homes and forces them to kill their families and turns some into sex slaves is a righteous man of God? And he kills the children if they try to run away? He sounds evil! I thought we are all God's children. Why else would he bother putting us on this earth?

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                    • Pastor Ezekiel
                      Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                       
                      • Sep 2006
                      • 78552

                      #40
                      Re: Support Joseph Kony

                      Originally posted by Killjoys View Post
                      I'm new to this site so I don't really understand why you think a man who takes children from their homes and forces them to kill their families and turns some into sex slaves is a righteous man of God? And he kills the children if they try to run away? He sounds evil! I thought we are all God's children. Why else would he bother putting us on this earth?
                      Please go back and read this thread from the beginning. Also you might try reading the Holy Bible. This is a Christian forum.

                      If you'd like to find out more about Landover Baptist Church, please read THIS thread created especially for new posters.

                      If you have a question, use the "search" function before posting it. Most likely it is being discussed somewhere on this Godly forum. Please don't waste God's precious bandwidth.

                      You will keep a respectful tongue in your head whenever addressing your betters, which includes all True Christians™. Failure to do so, or any attempt at inciting debate or mockery of God's Divine Plan, can and will result in the suspension of your posting privileges.

                      Your rights on this forum are listed HERE. If you feel that any of these rights have been violated, please don't hesitate to contact a Pastor at once.
                      Who Will Jesus Damn?

                      Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                      Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                      Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                      • Johny Joe Hold
                        Mayor of Freehold
                         
                        • Feb 2010
                        • 12346

                        #41
                        Re: Support Joseph Kony

                        Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                        You will keep a respectful tongue in your head whenever addressing your betters, which includes all True Christians™. Failure to do so, or any attempt at inciting debate or mockery of God's Divine Plan, can and will result in the suspension of your posting privileges.
                        Pastor Zeke--All of us on this forum do not thank you often enough for your patience with the unwashed.

                        We have these people coming on here, maybe they would be decent folks if we knew them in person, who were not present when common sense was handed out.

                        It is so self evident Joseph Kony is a Godly man trying to do right for his people. It is self evident as well God hates homers--it says so right there in His book. Why people can't see the obvious continues to baffle me.

                        Anyway, we are so fortunate to have you here giving Christian guidance to those who need it most.
                        Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.

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                        • Nathan B. Forrest
                          True Christian™
                          True Christian™
                          • Mar 2010
                          • 394

                          #42
                          Re: Support Joseph Kony

                          Originally posted by Johny Joe Hold View Post

                          It is so self evident Joseph Kony is a Godly man trying to do right for his people. It is self evident as well God hates homers--it says so right there in His book. Why people can't see the obvious continues to baffle me.
                          I also cannot comprehend that...I think that possibly our presidents "new" (as opposed to his old Lord approved) stand on homer weddings is unduly influencing people???

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                          • Pastor Ezekiel
                            Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                             
                            • Sep 2006
                            • 78552

                            #43
                            Re: Support Joseph Kony

                            Originally posted by Johny Joe Hold View Post
                            Pastor Zeke--All of us on this forum do not thank you often enough for your patience with the unwashed.
                            You are so right, Mr. Mayor.
                            Who Will Jesus Damn?

                            Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                            Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                            Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                            • Orient
                              Unsaved trash, jap-loving fool
                              • May 2012
                              • 2

                              #44
                              Re: Support Joseph Kony

                              Thank you for posting this. I'm in total agreement with you.

                              PRAISE JOSEPH KONY FOR SUPPORTING THE LORD OUR GOD!

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                              • Orient
                                Unsaved trash, jap-loving fool
                                • May 2012
                                • 2

                                #45
                                Re: Support Joseph Kony

                                Originally posted by Orient View Post
                                Thank you for posting this. I'm in total agreement with you.

                                PRAISE JOSEPH KONY FOR SUPPORTING THE LORD OUR GOD!
                                Just kidding, all of you are fucking retards. Don't even know what it means to be a Christian. I'm an Atheist and I know how to be a better Christian. LONG LIVE THE FROG LORD!

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