[Deaner]

Re: Pray for the rape, torture, and murder of Lance Armstrong

Jesus smote his man-berries with cancer.

When Jesus goes for your gonads, you know He's serious. I mean let's cut the niceties here; Jesus sent rot into the guy's nuts.

But He knew exactly what He was doing. Lance made his living sitting on his stones. It was like Jesus was saying "Go try and win the Tour de France sitting on your rotting balls you arrogant piece of crap."

[JennyD]

Re: Pray for the rape, torture, and murder of Lance Armstrong

I do think that was VERY wrong for him to do-I hope he gets back with his old wife soon! (And did you ever hear You know a tree by its fruit, and a bad tree does not produce good fruit? She's obviously a good fruit-hence the tree is not bad. Whereas I've seen nothing but bad fruit from the heretic staff!)

First of all, we're not interesting in hearing what issues forth from your "staff".

Second, a woman is the Vessel or the Oven. She sure ain't the TREE!

Have you ever heard a woman say, "I've got a bun in the tree"?

OF COURSE NOT!

Silly Papist. Cookies aren't Jesus.