Pray for the rape, torture, and murder of Lance Armstrong

[Virginia Day Templeton]

This homosexual athlete is one sick cookie: he openly denies the existence of God. In an act of enormous compassion, Jesus smote his man-berries with cancer, hoping this would lead him to the Truth™, but it was not to be. Instead, he made a pact with Satan, who took away his cancer and granted him many tournament victories. He's been a media darling ever since.

Fellow Christians, this has gone on long enough. Join me in praying that Jesus kills this pervert in an unimaginably painful way, then boots him into Hell where he spends the rest of eternity bent over a magma vent with Satan's sulfurous melting away his ribcage.

In Christ's Holy Name, we pray.

[Dr. Santiago Solo]

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Amen, sister, may God stop his angels from preventing Mr. Armstrong from being repetitively gang raped by hung negroids, while beaten with a sack of door knobs. I mean, that sole picture you posted is enough to ignite God's Holy® Wrath, he looks like a sick, lewd, sweaty, smelly tallywacker-worshipper to me

[Offcr. Albert Martin]

Re: Pray for the rape, torture, and murder of Lance Armstrong

Praying for evil on another is a mortal sin...Enjoy hell, LBC.

[Dr. Santiago Solo]

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Praying for evil on another is a mortal sin...Enjoy hell, LBC.

more cathylick babbling, who told you about "mortal" sins? Your priest when you were a child? What was he saying? "Oh, come on, now, open your mouth, it is a sin to disobey a priest?"

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

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Praying for evil on another is a mortal sin...Enjoy hell, LBC.

So according to you, your dogma and strange little ways, Elisha is more or less done for?
2Ki:6:18: And when they came down to him, Elisha prayed unto the LORD, and said, Smite this people, I pray thee, with blindness. And he smote them with blindness according to the word of Elisha.

Seems like God doesn't agree with the papists. Shall I tell the pope or will you?

[Virginia Day Templeton]

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You should probably skip the middleman and go straight to Dagon or Semiramis.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Praying for evil on another is a mortal sin...Enjoy hell, LBC.

He supports abortion, papist dog! And he divorced his papist wife! Does that change your tune?

I just do not get the whole Lance story. Victories over cancer, the world's toughest bike race, and peers that have sought to disparage his reputation by linking him to drug use should make a man thankful to God for his wonderful life. Lance is thankful, but only to himself! If any man should recognize the Divine Intervention in his life, it is Lance Armstrong. Yet he remains to this day an atheist. He believes in "I"dolotry - as in "I can do this," "I am powerful enough to do that," and "I can save myself." It baffles me that one of God's most gifted creatures can't even acknowledge that He exists.

I suppose I shouldn't be so naive. Armstrong is radically anti-Second Amendment, pro-abortion, and against the liberation of Iraq. Heck, he dates someone who is a radical communist and notorious feminazi in Sheryl Crow (who once enraged Jesus when she told a stunned group of 13-year-old girls, "If you want to turn on your boyfriend, get naked and strap on an accordion"), which is a far cry from his ex-wife (you know, the one who comforted him through cancer, bore his beautiful children, and assisted his return to cycling), but who is a devout papist.

I pray that Lance realizes that the gifts he is blessed with don't come from human sources. The only way he'll accept that reality is to wake up in one of satan's rape rooms. And so, I pray for that.

[Offcr. Albert Martin]

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He supports abortion, papist dog! And he divorced his papist wife! Does that change your tune?

Well, personally I can't stand that, and I do pray he turns around so he won't go to hell-But a mortal sin is still a mortal sin.

I just do not get the whole Lance story. Victories over cancer, the world's toughest bike race, and peers that have sought to disparage his reputation by linking him to drug use should make a man thankful to God for his wonderful life. Lance is thankful, but only to himself! If any man should recognize the Divine Intervention in his life, it is Lance Armstrong. Yet he remains to this day an atheist. He believes in "I"dolotry - as in "I can do this," "I am powerful enough to do that," and "I can save myself." It baffles me that one of God's most gifted creatures can't even acknowledge that He exists.

I think he's more religious that he lets the world know-On his first Tour de France he won, he took a side trip to Lourdes (Us Catholics know that place's significance). So, he might not be telling everything.

I suppose I shouldn't be so naive. Armstrong is radically anti-Second Amendment, pro-abortion, and against the liberation of Iraq. Heck, he dates someone who is a radical communist and notorious feminazi in Sheryl Crow (who once enraged Jesus when she told a stunned group of 13-year-old girls, "If you want to turn on your boyfriend, get naked and strap on an accordion"), which is a far cry from his ex-wife (you know, the one who comforted him through cancer, bore his beautiful children, and assisted his return to cycling), but who is a devout papist.

I do think that was VERY wrong for him to do-I hope he gets back with his old wife soon! (And did you ever hear You know a tree by its fruit, and a bad tree does not produce good fruit? She's obviously a good fruit-hence the tree is not bad. Whereas I've seen nothing but bad fruit from the heretic staff!)

I pray that Lance realizes that the gifts he is blessed with don't come from human sources. The only way he'll accept that reality is to wake up in one of satan's rape rooms. And so, I pray for that.

I do pray he turns and accepts God...But have you given up hope? Then you are no Christian!

[Wide-Open]

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(Us Catholics know that place's significance).

Yeah, I guess you have to cherish those cash cows taking away money from gullible cripples and retards. No wonder that this Madonna harlot named her daughter after it.

Really looks like a decent worshipping place.

[Justina Thyme]

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Nothing witty from me here; I'm just very glad that I haven't eaten breakfast yet.

[Old Iron Crotch]

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Yeah, I guess you have to cherish those cash cows taking away money from gullible cripples and retards. No wonder that this Madonna harlot named her daughter after it.

Really looks like a decent worshipping place.

Careful with the stone-throwing there - LBC has its own store as well.

[Father Peter Rast]

Re: Pray for the rape, torture, and murder of Lance Armstrong

Praying for evil on another is a mortal sin...Enjoy hell, LBC.

So Sister Benigna Consolata was right when she said that you never paid attention in CCD. Do you know what an imprecatory psalm is? Are you suggesting that King David is in hell?

[Offcr. Albert Martin]

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So Sister Benigna Consolata was right when she said that you never paid attention in CCD. Do you know what an imprecatory psalm is? Are you suggesting that King David is in hell?

No...If they repent, they get back in the state of grace...Doesn't look like they plan to repent any time soon, though

[Daisy Mae Johnson]

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I really wish I hadn't clicked on this thread.

I just threw up my breakfast at the mere sight of that queer Lance.

I should have known better. Even his name is GAY. Prancing Lance.

Next time anyone posts such OFFENSIVE pictures of homers in SPEEDO'S, please issue a warning first!

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

Re: Pray for the rape, torture, and murder of Lance Armstrong

No...If they repent, they get back in the state of grace...Doesn't look like they plan to repent any time soon, though

Repent? Surely even you realize that the Psalms are part of the Word of God. The dress-wearing priest of Semiramis is right (but then, so is a broken watch, twice a day): King David did not have to repent of being one of God's stenographers.