Pray God(tm) Gives Mr. Romney a Better Wife ( ! ! )

[Mistress Cookie]

Anne Romney ADMITS she has Multiple Sclerosis, a disease some say's similar to leprosy. She could end up in a wheelchair at any minute if our next President's campaign causes her stress...because the stress brings the diseases out of remission. She ADMITS in the interview she already had a relapse during the GOP primary campaign because the stress.

The Question Is: Do we really want a First Lady who's in a wheelchair??



Does that really make America look strong to other nations??

I pray that God™ in His infinite political wisdom calls Anne home (or, she goes willingly), and Mr. Mitt gets a new healthy wife to stand at his side through the rest of the election.

I don't see any other choice. Isn't the wife a damaged, ticking time bomb?

[Johny Joe Hold]

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Good idea, Mistress Cookie, to get this sensitive topic out in the light.

We can now see the wisdom of Newt, who picked out a new wife for every campaign.

Perhaps we will see Mitt's problem resolved in some way as the campaign moves forward.

[Godfly]

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He must have another one he can dust off and throw on the stage. It's against the moomon god to have just one. It would be unfortunate if all of his others are somehow disfigured.

[Mistress Cookie]

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Good idea, Mistress Cookie, to get this sensitive topic out in the light.

Yeah, and another thing is, since she CONFESSES she has the disease already, WE, the American taxpayer, are saddled with her medical care when Mr. Mitt starts his new job at the White House.

It's an existing condition = higher rates. The taxpayers will be stuck paying for treatments for a condition incurred prior to the start of coverage.
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[Nobar King]

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Isn't Mitt a Mormon? Maybe he has a second wife hiding around somewhere.

[Godfly]

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Isn't Mitt a Mormon? Maybe he has a second wife hiding around somewhere.

I'm sure he has a dozen. Unfortunately they also have M.S.

[Dr. Ernest C. Ville, D.C.S.]

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Good point! I didn't realize that she had MS -- the medication for that is awfully expensive isn't it? I wonder if it was a pre-existing condition, so then we the taxpayers might be able to get out of paying for it. We can only pray--we can't afford another dime on the deficit!

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Not only is she a cripple, but she's a lesbian too!

[James Hutchins]

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I heard her speech while waiting for 'The Lynchburg Gospel Hour" to come on. If not for the blonde hair and pasty white skin, she could pass for a negress with all her uppity talking. Shouldn't she be baking more of those "home baked cookies" (no doubt made by one of her beaner home pastry chefs).
I also have to wonder why no one has called her out on why she had a miscarriage. God is not pleased with her, let me tell you!

[Mistress Cookie]

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If not for the blonde hair and pasty white skin, she could pass for a negress with all her uppity talking...God is not pleased with her, let me tell you!

You know, I'm not even so sure she's a real blonde.

Just some Woman's Intuition for ya...
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[Zechariah Smyth]

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Just knowing that her nose could fall off at any moment gives me the creeps.

YiC,

Zech

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

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Good point! I didn't realize that she had MS -- the medication for that is awfully expensive isn't it? I wonder if it was a pre-existing condition, so then we the taxpayers might be able to get out of paying for it.

No such luck, Brother.

The "preexisting conditions" part of the Unaffordable Care Act (ObamaScare) went into effect already.

Only if Romney repeals ObamaScare, thus agreeing to pay for his wife's medical care, will the taxpayers be freed of that burden!

[WWJDnow]

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These are great points, and, without a doubt, God is punishing Anne Romney for her Mormonism. Still, I'd rather have a wheelchair-bound white woman who knows that it's not her place to get a job than a Harvard-educated negress as First Lady.

With any luck, after Romney is elected, he'll die quickly so Paul Ryan can become President and really set this country straight.

[Godfly]

Re: Pray God™ Gives Mr. Romney a Better Wife ( ! ! )

These are great points, and, without a doubt, God is punishing Anne Romney for her Mormonism. Still, I'd rather have a wheelchair-bound white woman who knows that it's not her place to get a job than a Harvard-educated negress as First Lady.
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When Romnney is elected you may get both.

[Cranky Old Man]

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I have been wondering, since Romney is a Mormon, why doesn't he use one of his smarter, and preferable silent, wives?