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  • Crazy Cat Lady
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    You are most right, Sister Thumper, and so are you, Pastor sir. That hellthing girl pretends to care about kitties but she probably skins hers alive while dancing around a bonfire praying to Lucifer. Dreadful heathens should NOT be allowed to have kitties.
    And if they do, those kitties should be baptised and if they are beyond saving they should be sent home to Jesus. Jesus wouldn't want a kitty to live that was an unsaveable witchcraft kitty no he would not.

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  • Daisy Mae Johnson
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    You mean you think THIS Demon Kitty should be allowed to live?



    Now that is just

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    ED

    Concerned, Sister Thumper

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  • Rachael Van Helsing
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    Originally posted by Pastor Al E Pistle View Post
    I absolutely agree. Those kitties and ALL demon kitties should be put in burlap sacks and baptized in the river for fifteen minutes or until they are sent home to JESUS!
    Sweet merciful crawdads, leave the poor cats alone! I know all to well what a 'landover kitty baptism' involves!

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  • hellion
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    Originally posted by Enobarbus View Post
    See Brother Temperance's post above for the reason. But remember, that, yes, eventually Jesus will return with a great sword in his mouth and leading a mighty army that will destroy the armies of the Anti-Christ.

    Rev 19:11 And I saw heaven opened, and behold a white horse; and he that sat upon him [was] called Faithful and True, and in righteousness he doth judge and make war.

    Rev 19:12 His eyes [were] as a flame of fire, and on his head [were] many crowns; and he had a name written, that no man knew, but he himself.

    Rev 19:13 And he [was] clothed with a vesture dipped in blood: and his name is called The Word of God.

    Rev 19:14 And the armies [which were] in heaven followed him upon white horses, clothed in fine linen, white and clean.

    Rev 19:15 And out of his mouth goeth a sharp sword, that with it he should smite the nations: and he shall rule them with a rod of iron: and he treadeth the winepress of the fierceness and wrath of Almighty God.

    Rev 19:16 And he hath on [his] vesture and on his thigh a name written, KING OF KINGS, AND LORD OF LORDS.

    Rev 19:17 ¶ And I saw an angel standing in the sun; and he cried with a loud voice, saying to all the fowls that fly in the midst of heaven, Come and gather yourselves together unto the supper of the great God;

    Rev 19:18 That ye may eat the flesh of kings, and the flesh of captains, and the flesh of mighty men, and the flesh of horses, and of them that sit on them, and the flesh of all [men, both] free and bond, both small and great.

    Rev 19:19 And I saw the beast, and the kings of the earth, and their armies, gathered together to make war against him that sat on the horse, and against his army.

    Rev 19:20 And the beast was taken, and with him the false prophet that wrought miracles before him, with which he deceived them that had received the mark of the beast, and them that worshipped his image. These both were cast alive into a lake of fire burning with brimstone.

    Rev 19:21 And the remnant were slain with the sword of him that sat upon the horse, which [sword] proceeded out of his mouth: and all the fowls were filled with their flesh.


    And later Hellion comes the judgment for us all:

    Rev 20:12 And I saw the dead, small and great, stand before God; and the books were opened: and another book was opened, which is [the book] of life: and the dead were judged out of those things which were written in the books, according to their works.

    Rev 20:13 And the sea gave up the dead which were in it; and death and hell delivered up the dead which were in them: and they were judged every man according to their works.

    Rev 20:14 And death and hell were cast into the lake of fire. This is the second death.

    Rev 20:15 And whosoever was not found written in the book of life was cast into the lake of fire.


    Which do you prefer, Hellion? That your name is found written in the book of life, or that you are cast into the Lake of Fire?

    The choice is yours, Hellion.
    Well, the Lake of Fire seems warm. And any place where you are is worse than Hell. So I think I'll go with warm, cozy fires.

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  • Pastor Al E Pistle
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    Originally posted by Crazy Cat Lady View Post
    Well! There be a simple explanation for this dreadful girl! She must never have had the chance to have any kitties. Truly, an owner of many kitties, (Christian kitties and not the EVIL DEMON KITTIES those dreadful witches have brainwashed and turned into demon familiars) could never be so wicked!

    But she does sound like a witch, and so it sounds like there MIGHT be evil demon familiar kitties..maybe those kitties could be baptized and saved and sent home to Jesus!
    I absolutely agree. Those kitties and ALL demon kitties should be put in burlap sacks and baptized in the river for fifteen minutes or until they are sent home to JESUS!

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  • Crazy Cat Lady
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    Well! There be a simple explanation for this dreadful girl! She must never have had the chance to have any kitties. Truly, an owner of many kitties, (Christian kitties and not the EVIL DEMON KITTIES those dreadful witches have brainwashed and turned into demon familiars) could never be so wicked!

    But she does sound like a witch, and so it sounds like there MIGHT be evil demon familiar kitties..maybe those kitties could be baptized and saved and sent home to Jesus!

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  • Enobarbus
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    Originally posted by hellion View Post
    If god's so powerful, then why are there Satanists, Wiccans, Atheists, etc. still living. If he/she were so powerful, wouldn't all of the 'anti-christ' be killed? But we're still here.
    See Brother Temperance's post above for the reason. But remember, that, yes, eventually Jesus will return with a great sword in his mouth and leading a mighty army that will destroy the armies of the Anti-Christ.

    Rev 19:11 And I saw heaven opened, and behold a white horse; and he that sat upon him [was] called Faithful and True, and in righteousness he doth judge and make war.

    Rev 19:12 His eyes [were] as a flame of fire, and on his head [were] many crowns; and he had a name written, that no man knew, but he himself.

    Rev 19:13 And he [was] clothed with a vesture dipped in blood: and his name is called The Word of God.

    Rev 19:14 And the armies [which were] in heaven followed him upon white horses, clothed in fine linen, white and clean.

    Rev 19:15 And out of his mouth goeth a sharp sword, that with it he should smite the nations: and he shall rule them with a rod of iron: and he treadeth the winepress of the fierceness and wrath of Almighty God.

    Rev 19:16 And he hath on [his] vesture and on his thigh a name written, KING OF KINGS, AND LORD OF LORDS.

    Rev 19:17 ¶ And I saw an angel standing in the sun; and he cried with a loud voice, saying to all the fowls that fly in the midst of heaven, Come and gather yourselves together unto the supper of the great God;

    Rev 19:18 That ye may eat the flesh of kings, and the flesh of captains, and the flesh of mighty men, and the flesh of horses, and of them that sit on them, and the flesh of all [men, both] free and bond, both small and great.

    Rev 19:19 And I saw the beast, and the kings of the earth, and their armies, gathered together to make war against him that sat on the horse, and against his army.

    Rev 19:20 And the beast was taken, and with him the false prophet that wrought miracles before him, with which he deceived them that had received the mark of the beast, and them that worshipped his image. These both were cast alive into a lake of fire burning with brimstone.

    Rev 19:21 And the remnant were slain with the sword of him that sat upon the horse, which [sword] proceeded out of his mouth: and all the fowls were filled with their flesh.


    And later Hellion comes the judgment for us all:

    Rev 20:12 And I saw the dead, small and great, stand before God; and the books were opened: and another book was opened, which is [the book] of life: and the dead were judged out of those things which were written in the books, according to their works.

    Rev 20:13 And the sea gave up the dead which were in it; and death and hell delivered up the dead which were in them: and they were judged every man according to their works.

    Rev 20:14 And death and hell were cast into the lake of fire. This is the second death.

    Rev 20:15 And whosoever was not found written in the book of life was cast into the lake of fire.


    Which do you prefer, Hellion? That your name is found written in the book of life, or that you are cast into the Lake of Fire?

    The choice is yours, Hellion.

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  • Brother Temperance
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    Originally posted by hellion View Post
    If god's so powerful, then why are there Satanists, Wiccans, Atheists, etc. still living. If he/she were so powerful, wouldn't all of the 'anti-christ' be killed? But we're still here.
    Because our infinitely loving God wants to give you the chance to repent! Friend, Jesus is stretching out His blessed hand to you - won't you take it?

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  • hellion
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    Originally posted by Brother Temperance View Post
    Tried to prevent it? You think that God "tries" to do things, and then fails, perhaps bungling the job in an amusing fashion reminiscent of an early slapstick movie? Friend, God is all-powerful. When He wants to do something, He does it. When He wrote:
    2 Chronicles 15:13 That whosoever would not seek the LORD God of Israel should be put to death, whether small or great, whether man or woman.

    I have no doubt He meant it.
    Read Revelation 19! Jesus is coming back with a sword to KILL the army of the antichrist! THAT MEANS YOU! REPENT!
    If god's so powerful, then why are there Satanists, Wiccans, Atheists, etc. still living. If he/she were so powerful, wouldn't all of the 'anti-christ' be killed? But we're still here.

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  • Brother Temperance
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    Originally posted by hellion View Post
    Do you really think god wanted all this? Don't you think he/she would've seen all this coming and tried to prevent it?
    Tried to prevent it? You think that God "tries" to do things, and then fails, perhaps bungling the job in an amusing fashion reminiscent of an early slapstick movie? Friend, God is all-powerful. When He wants to do something, He does it. When He wrote:
    2 Chronicles 15:13 That whosoever would not seek the LORD God of Israel should be put to death, whether small or great, whether man or woman.

    I have no doubt He meant it.
    Read Revelation 19! Jesus is coming back with a sword to KILL the army of the antichrist! THAT MEANS YOU! REPENT!

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  • hellion
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    Originally posted by Brother Temperance View Post
    Why is it that you are so willing and eager to accept the use of violence when it comes to preventing a relatively minor matter like physical harm, but when we use violence to prevent the infinitely more serious matter of harm to one's immortal soul, you get all squeamish? Why the double standard?
    Maybe because by following this book, a skewd belief, you're making the world so much worse with all your persecution and bigotry. Especially with the wars and riots. Do you really think god wanted all this? Don't you think he/she would've seen all this coming and tried to prevent it? You're creating your own Hell on earth.

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  • Brother Temperance
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    Originally posted by hellion View Post
    The US army is trying to prevent women and children from being killed. They're going after the people who kill women and children. If they didn't fight, then the innocent people would be killed, tortured, and crudely experimented on by people like Saddam. They kill when there is no other solution to stopping sadistic dictators like Hitler and Saddam. Then yet again, if the bible didn't tell people like Hitler to blindlessly persecute people such as Jews, gays, and basically anything that didn't fit the conformity or anything that couldn't be controlled, then there wouldn't be a need to stand up for justice because those people wouldn't have been misled by blatant persecutions and discrimination.
    Why is it that you are so willing and eager to accept the use of violence when it comes to preventing a relatively minor matter like physical harm, but when we use violence to prevent the infinitely more serious matter of harm to one's immortal soul, you get all squeamish? Why the double standard?

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  • Pastor Ezekiel
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    Originally posted by hellion View Post
    God never told you to. The people who wrote the bible did. You're following your own twisted laws.
    "The people who wrote the Bible" wrote down exactly what God dictated. The entire story is HERE.

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  • hellion
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    Originally posted by Enobarbus View Post
    But you believe that what the Godly US army is doing in Iraqi and Pakistan is quite right and justified -- even if some civilians, women and children, get killed and maimed accidentally.
    The US army is trying to prevent women and children from being killed. They're going after the people who kill women and children. If they didn't fight, then the innocent people would be killed, tortured, and crudely experimented on by people like Saddam. They kill when there is no other solution to stopping sadistic dictators like Hitler and Saddam. Then yet again, if the bible didn't tell people like Hitler to blindlessly persecute people such as Jews, gays, and basically anything that didn't fit the conformity or anything that couldn't be controlled, then there wouldn't be a need to stand up for justice because those people wouldn't have been misled by blatant persecutions and discrimination.

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  • hellion
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    Originally posted by Brother Temperance View Post
    No, GOD tells us who to kill and who not to, and we obey! Who wouldn't?
    God never told you to. The people who wrote the bible did. You're following your own twisted laws.

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