please prays for Miss.hellion

[Brother Temperance]

Re: please prays for Miss.hellion

Bite me, Darren. I already told you, I'm not sexist. I'm good friends with a lot of guys. I just don't like men who put women down. And from what I've read, you feel the same way.

We all know what the secularist definition of "good friends" is! Your body is a temple, why must you defile it?

[hellion]

Re: please prays for Miss.hellion

I think she's suffering from issues of internalized sexism. We should form a caring circle and send her healing energy.

Bite me, Darren. I already told you, I'm not sexist. I'm good friends with a lot of guys. I just don't like men who put women down. And from what I've read, you feel the same way.

[hellion]

Re: please prays for Miss.hellion

she got a spirt of rebellions an i be suspectin she a victim of publick schoolin cuz that would mean her head be swimmin wiv 1970's femnist claptraps, she prolly not be wearin no bra when she post here an she pollute every thread she post on wiv her tuff talks

that be her ---> <--- an that be every man in towns

Actually I do wear a bra. Me beaten' men? I'd never do that! Some of them are really cute.

[Glendora Christianson]

Re: please prays for Miss.hellion

it even worser than we thawt, Mrs.Momma Glynndie. Miss.Hellion as good as confess that she gots a demon of killer fleas they be mooslem demon fleas cuz they infest her armpits an it make her wanna murder christians

i be prayin that she shave her hairy femnist pits of hellish fleafires before she kill someone

Precious Petal, that (very stupid) Hellion used the homonym* fleas instead of flees. So there are no killer fleas. And one of Mother Glynndie's pet peeves is improper homonyms! Hellion just earned 40 warning points for poor writing skills.

PS Mother Glynndie knows how Petal struggles with her grammar, so don't you ever worry about warning points. I know our Lord Jesus Christ loves you very much and surely, HE knows how hard you try .

*http://www.answers.com/homonym&r=67

[Lunadea]

Re: please prays for Miss.hellion

I think she's suffering from issues of internalized sexism. We should form a caring circle and send her healing energy.

Just as long as the 'caring circle' doesn't include too many dirty old men trying to hug people and get a cheap feel, Mr Imgran-Myers.

[Petal]

Re: please prays for Miss.hellion

I am reminded of Linda Blair in that very bad movie The Exorcist . . . every time Ms. Hellion opens her filthy mouth, I picture the explosive vomit and evil eyes . . . I'm not sure how much more I can take.

it even worser than we thawt, Mrs.Momma Glynndie. Miss.Hellion as good as confess that she gots a demon of killer fleas they be mooslem demon fleas cuz they infest her armpits an it make her wanna murder christians

i be prayin that she shave her hairy femnist pits of hellish fleafires before she kill someone

[Glendora Christianson]

Re: please prays for Miss.hellion

she got a spirt of rebellions an i be suspectin she a victim of publick schoolin cuz that would mean her head be swimmin wiv 1970's femnist claptraps, she prolly not be wearin no bra when she post here an she pollute every thread she post on wiv her tuff talks

that be her ---> <--- an that be every man in towns

Precious Petal, I know our Lord Jesus Christ is getting a bit nervous over Ms Hellion. And I too, am worried that even God's favorite church might not be strong enough to save her. I am reminded of Linda Blair in that very bad movie The Exorcist . . . every time Ms. Hellion opens her filthy mouth, I picture the explosive vomit and evil eyes . . . I'm not sure how much more I can take.

[Dr. Ernest C. Ville, D.C.S.]

Re: please prays for Miss.hellion

Healing energy?! Are you a wiccedan?? We don't worship the DEVIL here, friend. Perhaps you aren't aware of the only way to cure ANY illness (ie. devil infestation) by praying to the Dear Lord Jesus(tm) that He will help a Landover Pastor cast out the hapless demons into the nearest barnyard animals. "Healing energy" is just a lie based in the homer history of spreading their "healing energy" all over the faces of their bus stop friends. <shudder>

[Darren Ingram-Myers]

Re: please prays for Miss.hellion

I think she's suffering from issues of internalized sexism. We should form a caring circle and send her healing energy.

[Petal]

she got a spirt of rebellions an i be suspectin she a victim of publick schoolin cuz that would mean her head be swimmin wiv 1970's femnist claptraps, she prolly not be wearin no bra when she post here an she pollute every thread she post on wiv her tuff talks

that be her ---> <--- an that be every man in towns