[Dr. Ernest C. Ville, D.C.S.]

Re: please prays for Miss.hellion

Do you believe everything the internet tells you? That's sad...

If the internets are quoting the 1611 King James Version, what could be wrong? There are areas of the internets (which, as I've mentioned before, are a series of tubes) which are analagous to the tubes on a whore and must be avoided like the plague. Only God-Approved™ tubes are to be believed. Anything, and I mean ANYTHING that mentions the words "evolution", "darwin" or "cult" are to be ignored .

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: please prays for Miss.hellion

Do you believe everything the internet tells you? That's sad...

Listen boy, these internets are just another tool used by Jesus to spread His Word. We believe in and adhere to each and every word of the Holy KJV1611 Bible. We are trying our best to help you get Saved, you little fool. Better put down the comic books and pay attention!

[SUV]

Re: please prays for Miss.hellion

Do you believe everything the internet tells you? That's sad...

Don't tell Pastor, but I myself don't Believe in everything that's caught in the Internets. For example, the sexular media on CNN often feature Britney in their "news" stories - and now they are making her out to be some sort of scarlet "woman"! Imagine!

[hellion]

Re: please prays for Miss.hellion

"The people who wrote the Bible" wrote down exactly what God dictated. The entire story is HERE.

Do you believe everything the internet tells you? That's sad...

[OnYourKnees]

Re: please prays for Miss.hellion

A CIRCLE SAVING(TM)! Ahh, I knew DIM-bulb had SOME light.

Now, if you could just change "internalized sexism" to "demons of rebellion" and "send her healing energy" into "shower her with the golden Love of Jesus", you'd be on the right track.

Praise Jesus, there's hope for you yet! We'll change that DIM-Bulb to a brightly burning Lamp of the Lord in no time!!

[Brother Temperance]

Re: please prays for Miss.hellion

Well, if your starving to death eating a mouse would be ok...

...but not particularly filling, one imagines. What about other animals? Is there anything that makes eating cats and mice inherently wronger than cows or chickens?

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

Re: please prays for Miss.hellion

Ah, good, so it'll be safe for me to go there as I'm planning to sometime next year

Yes, the Iranians are expected to light off some nukes in JOO York next year.

[Rachael Van Helsing]

Re: please prays for Miss.hellion

Ah, good, so it'll be safe for me to go there as I'm planning to sometime next year

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

Re: please prays for Miss.hellion

The fact is buffalo wings are cooked with a special sauce, 'Buffalo sauce', and named after the city the recipe originated in. Buffalo, New York.

I would think you'd know that, my dear Pastor Al.

Are you kidding? Me go to New York? Fugheddaboudit!

[Rachael Van Helsing]

Re: please prays for Miss.hellion

The fact is buffalo wings are cooked with a special sauce, 'Buffalo sauce', and named after the city the recipe originated in. Buffalo, New York.

I would think you'd know that, my dear Pastor Al.

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

Re: please prays for Miss.hellion

Wow, silly me. I always thought they were chicken. old

Then don't you imagine they'd be called...'chicken wings'?

[Rachael Van Helsing]

Re: please prays for Miss.hellion

Don't be naive. What do you think 'buffalo wings' REALLY are?

Wow, silly me. I always thought they were chicken. old

[Enobarbus]

Re: please prays for Miss.hellion

What does eating a mouse have anything to do with Christainity? And none of us are starving to death at the moment so its totally wrong.

If you were starving to death, would eating your cat be ok?

[Dr. Ernest C. Ville, D.C.S.]

Re: please prays for Miss.hellion

Spiritually, I think you have long since "starved to death"....

[Ixi]

Re: please prays for Miss.hellion

Thank you Icky! You are starting to become a Christian after all.

What does eating a mouse have anything to do with Christainity? And none of us are starving to death at the moment so its totally wrong.