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    Pray for Computer Virus to Infect www.babyjesusdoll.com

    When I first came across this webpage I thought it was about some educative game, like Find Three Errors. It didn’t take me long however to discover, that this was not the case. I took all my strength to suppress my lust to vomit on my computer when seeing this. I see no point in writing a lot about this; the picture kind of says it all.






    I think a major virus infection could be a proper punishment for this site. Please join me in prayer for this to happen. In your prayers, feel free to pick any virus you like; preferably one that will make their server park implode or one that will e-mail the site administrator straight to hell.
    Stop whining
    (1 Thessalonians 5:18) - In every thing give thanks: for this is the will of God in Christ Jesus concerning you.
    (1 Corinthians 10:10) - Neither murmur ye, as some of them also murmured, and were destroyed of the destroyer
    (Psalm 106:25) - But murmured in their tents, And hearkened not unto the voice of the LORD
    (Ephesians 4:29) - Let no corrupt communication proceed out of your mouth, but that which is good to the use of edifying, that it may minister grace unto the hearers
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    Re: Pray for Computer Virus to Infect www.babyjesusdoll.com

    How about good ol' Ebola for the manufacturer?
    Bible boring? Nonsense!
    Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
    You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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      Re: Pray for Computer Virus to Infect www.babyjesusdoll.com

      Originally posted by Rev. M. Rodimer View Post
      How about good ol' Ebola for the manufacturer?
      I'd pick Ebola too. Great probability of smiting his henchmen.


      Behold, with a great plague will the Lord smite thy people, and thy children, and thy wives, and all thy goods:
      And thou shalt have great sickness by disease of thy bowels, until thy bowels fall out by reason of the sickness day by day.

      2 Chronicles 21:14-15

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        Re: Pray for Computer Virus to Infect www.babyjesusdoll.com

        Nice idea to have Jesus cater to all.
        This space is reserved for posting KJV Scripture ONLY. Any attempt to post anything other than KJV Scripture will result in your banishment from God's favorite forum. Capeesh? --ADMIN

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        • #5
          Re: Pray for Computer Virus to Infect www.babyjesusdoll.com

          i agree. instead of praying, why not just make a computer virus that will destroy these infidels?

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          • #6
            Re: Pray for Computer Virus to Infect www.babyjesusdoll.com

            Originally posted by birkenau View Post
            i agree. instead of praying, why not just make a computer virus that will destroy these infidels?

            What do you have against prayer?



            Yours in Christ,

            Z. Smyth
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            • #7
              Re: Pray for Computer Virus to Infect www.babyjesusdoll.com

              Zechariah I agree that to forget prayer for what we need is hokem,but I also ask that anyone who could would make such an infection to get rid of these crazies.

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                Re: Pray for Computer Virus to Infect www.babyjesusdoll.com

                Originally posted by Saved_Man View Post
                Zechariah I agree that to forget prayer for what we need is hokem,but I also ask that anyone who could would make such an infection to get rid of these crazies.
                Thank you for your Unsaved Trash contribution. Now kindly introduce yourself here. Tell us what church you attend, how you came to your knees in front of Jesus and your most inspirational KJV1611 Holy Bible verse.

                Common courtesy, my friend.

                In Christ
                Matthew 19:14 "But Jesus said, Suffer little children, and forbid them not, to come unto me: for of such is the kingdom of heaven."

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                  Re: Pray for Computer Virus to Infect www.babyjesusdoll.com

                  Originally posted by Saved_Man View Post
                  Zechariah I agree that to forget prayer for what we need is hokem,but I also ask that anyone who could would make such an infection to get rid of these crazies.
                  He does make a point Brother Zechariah. But just to be on the safe side pray that a Baby Jesus heroin doll comes into existence to wipe out the entire company, steal their money and then burn their building down. Then as a final exit, he can hang that loud mouth Saved_Man from their company's flagpole and set him on fire.

                  If he repents soon enough we can put him out with buckets of urine.

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