Please Pray For My Butt

[Justina Thyme]

Re: Please Pray For My Butt

Brother Smith, yours is a dire situation indeed. I'm afraid that your getting this tattoo, even though it is of the face of our beloved Pastor Deacon Fred, is the work of DEMONS--more specifically, ASS DEMONS, the same entities responsible for Pastor Ezekiel's temporary fall from grace:

PIERCED EARS AND OTHER BODY PARTS (TATTOOS)

Leviticus 19:28 You shall not make any cutting in your flesh for the dead, NOR print (tattoo) any marks upon you: I am the Lord.

Piercing your ears or other body parts could bring on sickness, diseases, and other problems (by the demons). Bell's Palsy and sexual problems are two known problems, as reported from other Deliverance ministries and this email -

"Regarding your article on pierced earrings, I am living proof that this opens you up to bells palsy. I just recovered from bells palsy. I got BP because of wearing pierced earrings. Needless to say, I destroyed all of my pierced earrings. Please continue to warn others."

This also pertains to tattoos, needles, knives, razor blades, and anything that pierces the skin.

According to Bible History, the only people who had pierced ears/nose were sorcerers, prostitutes, and slaves. Because of this origin, you should not pierce your skin.

Hosea 2:13 And I will visit [punishment] upon her for the feast days of the Baals, when she burned incense to them and decked herself with her earrings and nose rings and her jewelry and went after her lovers and forgot Me, says the Lord.

Exodus 21:5-6 But if the servant [slave] shall plainly say, I love my master, my wife, and my children; I will not go free, then his master shall bring him to God [the judges as His agents]; he shall bring him to the door or doorpost and shall pierce his ear with an awl; and he shall serve him for life.

Deuteronomy 15:17 Then thou shalt take an awl, and thrust it through his ear unto the door, and he shall be thy servant for ever.

Too late now? Just ask the Lord to forgive you, and break any curses you placed on yourself. Now throw those pierced earrings or whatever away, and in the name of Jesus, cast out any demons that may have entered you because of the breaking of the skin.

But, as you can see from the last paragraph which I've highlighted in blue, you may obtain salvation from your sin through our Lord Jesus. I shall, of course, commence praying for you at once, but you must perform self-deliverance as well. Here is how to do that:

SELF DELIVERANCE

PROVERBS 6:5 "...DELIVER THYSELF..."

For any DELIVERANCE, the only requirements are:

1) You have repented and ask JESUS to save you. In other words, you must be a "TRUE WORSHIPER" (John 4-23);

2) You have forgiven everyone who has ever hurt you; and

3) You want DELIVERANCE from the demons.

You must forgive EVERYONE who has ever hurt you in any way. This is legal ground for the demons to be IN you, and they do not have to come out, I don't care who calls them out.

Say, "Father, in JESUS' name I forgive my father, mother, brothers, sisters, relatives, (name anyone else now), and anyone else who has ever hurt me."

UNFORGIVENESS has been known to cause cancer and arthritis.


If you meet these requirements, then say the following prayer:\

"Father, in JESUS' name I cover myself and this place with the Blood of JESUS. I bind up all my demons and the demons in this place. I ask for giant warrior angels to surround this place to protect me."

Pray the above prayer every time you start a new DELIVERANCE session.

Make a list of all the things in your life you want to get rid of (don't add your spouse to this list).

Now, for each demon say, "I command _________________) to come out of me now. Come out of my conscious, subconscious , unconscious mind, all parts of my body, will, emotions, and personality in JESUS' name." You can name the demons one by one or a few at a time. Almost anything you can imagine is a name of a demon. The power and authority are in the words "In JESUS' Name," or any rendition of His name.

Don't ask JESUS to do it. He told you to do it, using His Name.

After calling each demon or group of demons out, take a deep breath and blow out though your mouth. Demons come out through tears, air passages like your mouth (coughing, yawning, mucus), nose running, passing gas, through the skin, or no visible signs at all. You don't have to feel or see anything to be set free. No one knows all the answers, but I know when you blow out it helps dislodge demons. When finished with each DELIVERANCE session, pray, "Father, in the name of JESUS, I ask you to fill me fuller with the Holy Spirit. Fill all the nooks and crannies where all the demons have left."

This is a process, Brother, and will take time. But the end result will be worth it. Jesus is with you as you say, "Get thee BEHIND me, Satan!"

[SUV]

Re: Please Pray For My Butt

I'll Pray for your Fundament any time, you old Dawg

And perhaps you'll consider covering up the old tattoo with

[Ahimaaz Smith]

I know you're thinking this thread must be a sick joke, but my a$$ is in a sling so to speak, and I'm afraid that only massive intercessory prayer can get me out of this one. I was out drinking last night with some of my pre-salvation friends, hoping to deliver the Gospel to them in the only idiom that they really understand, the drunken stupor. The evening didn't quite play out the way I had planned, though.

I'm not sure what the sequence of events was, but, somehow, I wound up with a tattoo of Pastor Deacon Fred on my rear end. Now, I probably would have kept this unhappy discovery to myself and gone in for a laser tattoo removal, but it seems that I was dropped off by my earstwhile friends, buck naked, in a shopping cart on Deacon Hardwick's front yard, only to be discovered by Mrs. Hardwick as she went about her early morning chores. I'm sure you can imagine her surprise when she discovered Pastor Deacon Fred smiling up at her from inside a Piggly Wiggly cart on her lawn at 4:00 am.

The good Deacon (as I can now attest from personal experience) does not take this sort of thing lightly. Long story short, my posterior is now both tanned and adorned with an image that, given the contrast between its lofty subject and its unfortunate anatomical position, can only be considered a sacrilige of the highest order.

It appears to me that there are only two honorable (or practical) courses of action. The first, joining the Landover mission to the Aleuts in Alaska, where I'm not likely to run into Deacon Hardwick (or, heaven forbid, Pastor Deacon Fred) on a regular basis, is a workable solution, but I'm not sure that I want to be simultaneously indecorously decorated and frostbitten. The second is to receive a healing from the Lord to remove the offending artwork. Unfortunately, I think that, right now, I don't stand much higher in the Lord's esteem than I do in Deacon Hardwick's, so I can use all of the help I can get.

If you have it in your heart, I implore you, please pray for a cleansing of my derriere, and the faster, the better. And Lord, if you are listening, get me out of this mess and I will never, ever, drink again.