Pray for California's big quake

[Mr. Jingles]

After deciding that queer marriage is OK, I think it's time for Jesus to smite Califagnia with that big 15.5 richter scale earthquake. Let's see Ellen Degenrate & her lezbo girlfriend have their wedding ceremony after that.

[Eugene Hackwith]

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I hope that the epicenter is in Hellywood and that Godless state splits off from the continent and falls into the Pacific Ocean.

[Chezund Rice]

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Californy quakes
Not sure if you can target quakes, but thought this might help your aim.
Always helps to have a spotter when shoot'in at large targets.

[Magikarp]

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After deciding that queer marriage is OK, I think it's time for Jesus to smite Califagnia with that big 15.5 richter scale earthquake.

The Richter scale only goes up to 10.

Let's see Ellen Degenrate & her lezbo girlfriend have their wedding ceremony after that.

I really doubt Ellen's going to marry right away. If she was, I'd see it on Extra.

I hope that the epicenter is in Hellywood and that Godless state splits off from the continent and falls into the Pacific Ocean.

I doubt that's going to happen anytime soon either. Continental drift doesn't just happen in 20-60 seconds.

[Mrs. Rogers]

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Continental drift doesn't just happen in 20-60 seconds.

... of course it can, my little evilutionist nitwit; please refrain from making such uninformed and anti-intellectual posts in future. We value intelligent and Godly conversation at LBF ... in fact, you could say it is our forum "culture", were we a bunch of grass-skirted and spear-chucking natives.

I pray this helps you in some small way, dear.

[Herr_Doktor Phd.]

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If the Lord wills it would happen in a blink an eye.

Was not all of creation made in seven days? Including the day He had off.

[Marshall]

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First of all, continental drift is a myth like global warming and sun spots.
Secondly, I pray everyday for Burma sized event to smite the Godless Left coast. As far as I'm concerned there is less than 10 people there that are actually worth living.

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

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First of all, continental drift is a myth like global warming and sun spots.

Indeed. The unsaved really do live in a topsy-turvy world if they worry about such bizarre nonsense as global warming while ignoring the very real peril posed by homer "marriage."

Secondly, I pray everyday for Burma sized event to smite the Godless Left coast. As far as I'm concerned there is less than 10 people there that are actually worth living.

I think that God smote the countries of China and Burmashave, or whatever we're supposed to call it this week, because He knew that the Commiefornicator liberal activist judges would spit in His face, so He decided to send a shot across the bow.

[Marshall]

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Approving of homo marriage will definitely result in some catastrophe happening very soon. I imagine Jesus winding up a giant coil spring and placing it under San Fransissyco as I type this.
Soon all Hell will be unleashed as it unwinds and earthquakes and fires and floods overtake the entire area and spread to the rest of the state. It will be hilarious to watch the Liberals blame global warming when it happens.

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

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It will be hilarious to watch the Liberals blame global warming when it happens.

Jesus will be laughing with us:

Prov. 1:26-27: I also will laugh at your calamity; I will mock when your fear cometh; When your fear cometh as desolation, and your destruction cometh as a whirlwind; when distress and anguish cometh upon you.

[Magikarp]

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... of course it can, my little evilutionist nitwit; please refrain from making such uninformed and anti-intellectual posts in future. We value intelligent and Godly conversation at LBF ... in fact, you could say it is our forum "culture", were we a bunch of grass-skirted and spear-chucking natives.

I pray this helps you in some small way, dear.

Do you have any recent evidence to show that it has happened? I may be misunderstanding, but I'm pretty sure there would be warnings beforehand about that sort of thing happening to California. I may have only lived here for a year, but I think if God wanted to smite California He would have done something by now.

[Marshall]

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He has!

Earthquakes
Wildfires
Hippies
Liberals
Gay marriage
Mexican illegals
Surfers
Vegetarians
ACLU
San Fransissyco
The list goes on and on.

[Chezund Rice]

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Do you have any recent evidence to show that it has happened? I may be misunderstanding, but I'm pretty sure there would be warnings beforehand about that sort of thing happening to California. I may have only lived here for a year, but I think if God wanted to smite California He would have done something by now.

http://www.usnews.com/articles/news/...alifornia.html

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Pray for California's big quake

Do you have any recent evidence to show that it has happened? I may be misunderstanding, but I'm pretty sure there would be warnings beforehand about that sort of thing happening to California. I may have only lived here for a year, but I think if God wanted to smite California He would have done something by now.

Plus you have a picture of a dead queer as your avatar. Is there something you'd like to tell us, nancy?

[Marshall]

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Men with long hair are obviously gay Magikarp.