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    Please pray for Mrs. Black

    I would like to make a request to all Christians of Landover to send out a prayer to poor Mrs. Caroline Black. As you know, her husband Lawrence has recently been killed while she was away on her vacation to Mississippi. When she gets back, she will find out that not only her husband is dead, but he dennounced his Christianity and became a ninny Nazi terrorist homer. Oh the shame she must now burden!

    Mrs. Black has been a Godly, decent Christian woman and we must pray to God to go easy on her and not take his flaming anger towards her heathen husband and place it upon her for marrying such filth.



    -A very worried Mr. Green


    P.S. The police claim that they are close to catching Dr. Black's killer!
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  • #2
    Re: Please pray for Mrs. Black

    I do believe it was Mrs. White.

    In the sanctuary.

    With the KJV1611.

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    • #3
      Re: Please pray for Mrs. Black

      ...or it was satan, aka Mr. Red.

      Are there any other primary colored suspects?

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        Re: Please pray for Mrs. Black

        Originally posted by Poetic Peter View Post
        ...or it was satan, aka Mr. Red.

        Are there any other primary colored suspects?
        Perhaps not primary, but how about ALL black "Men" with the unfortunate surnames of "Black" and "Brown"?

        Worse, what about the more Shameless amongst them who wish to be addressed as "Mr. White?"

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        • #5
          Re: Please pray for Mrs. Black

          If they wanna be white, then we should put blonde wigs on them and trick some bucks into thinking they're white women.

          We know what bucks like to do to white women.

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          • #6
            Re: Please pray for Mrs. Black

            Originally posted by OnYourKnees View Post
            If they wanna be white, then we should put blonde wigs on them and trick some bucks into thinking they're white women.

            We know what bucks like to do to white women.
            Murder them and steal their pies? Or was that just OJ?
            Emeritus Professor of the Christ Jesus Chair of Theology at Landover Baptist University.
            "God loves you. Let us arrange for you to meet Him".
            Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6


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            • #7
              Re: Please pray for Mrs. Black

              Originally posted by Pastor Al E Pistle View Post
              Murder them and steal their pies? Or was that just OJ?
              Strange...you're not seriously conversating about the last names of people according to color, are you?
              "I do not go where the path leads. I instead create my own path ... and leave a snail trail."

              Moderatio est Figmentum

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              • #8
                Re: Please pray for Mrs. Black

                Originally posted by hellion View Post
                Strange...you're not seriously conversating about the last names of people according to color, are you?
                OJ's last name is Simpson. It is neither Black, nor Pie.

                Have you been to one of those Pharming parties before posting, girl?

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