[Bob4God]

Re: Please Pray for Vayhrzilla

I find your lack of faith in her disturbing.

A demon is still a demon.

SHOO DEMON!

[SayvedByTheLord]

Re: Please Pray for Vayhrzilla

We just want to see the True Christian™© video of the exorcism

She is a True Christian, right? And a DEMON expert to boot. No, I'm sure she can handle any problems that pop up all by herself. I find your lack of faith in her disturbing.

[Vayhr of the Warhost]

Re: Please Pray for Vayhrzilla

Justina, if you indeed plan to take on the many demons that have infested this young man's body, I heartily suggest you invite a few of the senior church men along to observe and keep an eye on the proceedings, in case things get a little hairy.

You never know what might happen...

She is a True Christian, right? And a DEMON expert to boot. No, I'm sure she can handle any problems that pop up all by herself. I find your lack of faith in her disturbing.

[Bob4God]

Re: Please Pray for Vayhrzilla

Justina, if you indeed plan to take on the many demons that have infested this young man's body, I heartily suggest you invite a few of the senior church men along to observe and keep an eye on the proceedings, in case things get a little hairy.

You never know what might happen...

[Vayhr of the Warhost]

Re: Please Pray for Vayhrzilla

Well, Voyeur of the Whatever, you've been quiet lately. Does this mean that you're willing to concede defeat?

The balls in your court, Justina. When should I come over to your place for a good old fashioned exorcism?

[Justina Thyme]

Re: Please Pray for Vayhrzilla

She's not RICHARD SIMMONS! Sister Justina is not going to teach you JAZZERCISE, or DEAL-A-MEAL!

Go find Jenny Craig if you want to lose some weight!

Meanwhile, I believe exorcisms are performed at a location chosen by the Pastors. That's how my church does it, anyway! (I like to use a slaughterhouse or a sawmill. The demon generally realizes we're about to dismember its host, and leaves!)

Well, Voyeur of the Whatever, you've been quiet lately. Does this mean that you're willing to concede defeat?

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Please Pray for Vayhrzilla

I could come over to your house and you could exercise me

That is, unless your scared...

She's not RICHARD SIMMONS! Sister Justina is not going to teach you JAZZERCISE, or DEAL-A-MEAL!

Go find Jenny Craig if you want to lose some weight!

Meanwhile, I believe exorcisms are performed at a location chosen by the Pastors. That's how my church does it, anyway! (I like to use a slaughterhouse or a sawmill. The demon generally realizes we're about to dismember its host, and leaves!)

[Vayhr of the Warhost]

Re: Please Pray for Vayhrzilla

STAY BACK FROM THE FEMALES! YOU WILL NOT REPRODUCE YOUR EVIL KIND BY GOING UNTO THE LADIES OF LANDOVER!

?What?

Is your mind ever NOT in the gutter?

[Bob4God]

Re: Please Pray for Vayhrzilla

STAY BACK FROM THE FEMALES! YOU WILL NOT REPRODUCE YOUR EVIL KIND BY GOING UNTO THE LADIES OF LANDOVER!

[Vayhr of the Warhost]

Re: Please Pray for Vayhrzilla

If this DEMON thought my/our "obsession" was a joke, it wouldn't be wasting its time telling us so. Methinks it doth protest too much...

I could come over to your house and you could exorcise me

That is, unless your scared...

[JennyD]

Re: Please Pray for Vayhrzilla

If this DEMON thought my/our "obsession" was a joke, it wouldn't be wasting its time telling us so. Methinks it doth protest too much...

It DID confess to BEING possessed.

I hope no True Christian(tm) would knowingly harbor such a dangerous and unGodly menace!

[Justina Thyme]

Re: Please Pray for Vayhrzilla

If this DEMON thought my/our "obsession" was a joke, it wouldn't be wasting its time telling us so. Methinks it doth protest too much...

[Bob4God]

Re: Please Pray for Vayhrzilla

HA! very clever satanic trick, trying to convince us you're not really possessed. As all True Christians know, the devil's greatest trick was convincing the world he didn't exist!

[Vayhr of the Warhost]

Re: Please Pray for Vayhrzilla

Bob4God and Justina, take note. I'm not the only person who thinks your demon obsession is a joke.

[Brother Temperance]

Re: Please Pray for Vayhrzilla

Such small faith. If Jesus doesn't want you to lose the jewels, then you could stand naked in front of WetToast while he came at your nads with a pair of garden shears, and he wouldn't be able to harm you. At least, that's what many of you seem to believe. So why the need to hedge your bets?

Deuteronomy 6:16 Ye shall not tempt the LORD your God, as ye tempted him in Massah.