[JennyD]

Re: Please Pray for Vayhrzilla

My heart goes out to the poor young man this demon has infected. We must begin praying for him in teams immediately!

Yes, tag-team prayer! What a wonderful idea, Bob4God!

Now I understand why he (Vayhrzilla? ) was riding a bicycle to my hotel dressed in a plastic gladiator outfit . . . he's not insane, he's possessed!

May the LORD have mercy on his soul.

[Petal]

Re: Please Pray for Vayhrzilla

I WILL SEE YOU NEUTERED

i prays that not true an i prays that your blood pressures not kill you. why you wanna watch someone get thier bawls cut off, it not sound like a fun pastimes, an it lead to low self-esteems for everyone involveds . but there be help for bawl-less kittys an doggies.....

clickity-click on the bootiful logo

......so maybee there be helps for your human victims or maybee Nootickles can gives them some bargain bawls, a discounts on fake kitty bawls cuz them implants be kinda tiny? it food for thawts anyways.

[Justina Thyme]

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My dearest Petal, you think of everything! Thank you so much for your compassio and for the wonderful link. You are truly a child of GOD!

[Bob4God]

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Now listen here, foul demon, the testicles of humans are none of your business whatsoever! We will not tolerate your contempt of our testes, and will promptly make sure the LORD JESUS knows of how you're acting.

We are not afraid of your empty threats. YOU should be afraid of the LORD JESUS CHRSIT YOUR MASTER WHO WILL PROMPTLY REMOVE YOU FROM THE SOMEWHAT SACRED VESSEL YOU HAVE INVADED AS SOON AS HE SEES FIT!

(In the meantime, I ask a special precautionary prayer for the safety of the testicles of myself and my Christian brothers.)

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

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i prays that not true an i prays that your blood pressures not kill you. why you wanna watch someone get thier bawls cut off, it not sound like a fun pastimes, an it lead to low self-esteems for everyone involveds . but there be help for bawl-less kittys an doggies.....

clickity-click on the bootiful logo

......so maybee there be helps for your human victims or maybee Nootickles can gives them some bargain bawls, a discounts on fake kitty bawls cuz them implants be kinda tiny? it food for thawts anyways.

As Sister Justina pointed out, you really DO think of everything, Miss Petal! Your compassion for the gender-ambiguous Vayhrzilla is truly moving.

[Vayhr of the Warhost]

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Yes, tag-team prayer! What a wonderful idea, Bob4God!

Now I understand why he (Vayhrzilla? ) was riding a bicycle to my hotel dressed in a plastic gladiator outfit . . . he's not insane, he's possessed!

May the LORD have mercy on his soul.

I don't own a motorcycle, Jenny. You know that.

HAS THE CURSE OF THE RAGING RIVER WORN OFF, JENNY? A DEMON OF MY STANDING COULD INFLICT YOU WITH MUCH WORSE!!!! FAR MORE EMBARRASSING CURSES!!! REMEMBER WHEN YOU HAD THAT URINATION PROBLEM IN THE 7TH GRADE? MWA HAHAHAAA!!! YOU WERE THE LAUGHING STOKE OF THE SCHOOL FOR 2 WHOLE MONTHS!!! HAHAHAHA!!! HOW ABOUT I RETURN YOUR ACNE?!?!?

YOU FOOLS!!! DO YOU THINK YOUR PRAYERS CAN FREE THIS YOUNG MAN?!?!?

I AM EJRIGAN!!!!

DO YOU THINK THE HOPES AND WISHES OF MERE HUMANS CAN PHASE ME!!! HA!!!

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

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[Old Iron Crotch]

Re: Please Pray for Vayhrzilla

Now listen here, foul demon, the testicles of humans are none of your business whatsoever! We will not tolerate your contempt of our testes, and will promptly make sure the LORD JESUS knows of how you're acting.

Jesus doens't know unless you notify him? So much for omniscience.

We are not afraid of your empty threats. YOU should be afraid of the LORD JESUS CHRSIT YOUR MASTER WHO WILL PROMPTLY REMOVE YOU FROM THE SOMEWHAT SACRED VESSEL YOU HAVE INVADED AS SOON AS HE SEES FIT!

(In the meantime, I ask a special precautionary prayer for the safety of the testicles of myself and my Christian brothers.)

Such small faith. If Jesus doesn't want you to lose the jewels, then you could stand naked in front of WetToast while he came at your nads with a pair of garden shears, and he wouldn't be able to harm you. At least, that's what many of you seem to believe. So why the need to hedge your bets?

[Bob4God]

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While I certainly believe the Lord JESUS watches over every part of me, including my privates, I don't believe that it is my place to test Him. For the same reason I wouldn't stand in front of an approaching train and ask GOD to protect me, I wouldn't expose my testicles to garden clippers, unless I believed it was the LORD's will.

By the way, the LORD knows all, but He likes to us to play along and vice versa. Just like in the garden of Eden, of course He knew Adam and Eve already sinned, but He thought it would be cute to pretend He didn't know and to let them tell Him.

[SayvedByTheLord]

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I don't own a motorcycle, Jenny. You know that.

HAS THE CURSE OF THE RAGING RIVER WORN OFF, JENNY? A DEMON OF MY STANDING COULD INFLICT YOU WITH MUCH WORSE!!!! FAR MORE EMBARRASSING CURSES!!! REMEMBER WHEN YOU HAD THAT URINATION PROBLEM IN THE 7TH GRADE? MWA HAHAHAAA!!! YOU WERE THE LAUGHING STOKE OF THE SCHOOL FOR 2 WHOLE MONTHS!!! HAHAHAHA!!! HOW ABOUT I RETURN YOUR ACNE?!?!?

YOU FOOLS!!! DO YOU THINK YOUR PRAYERS CAN FREE THIS YOUNG MAN?!?!?

I AM EJRIGAN!!!!

DO YOU THINK THE HOPES AND WISHES OF MERE HUMANS CAN PHASE ME!!! HA!!!

[SayvedByTheLord]

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I found this video of Vayhrzilla on the internet. A most enlightening picture of his mental state.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=anVpX8vnJbY

[Brother Temperance]

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Such small faith. If Jesus doesn't want you to lose the jewels, then you could stand naked in front of WetToast while he came at your nads with a pair of garden shears, and he wouldn't be able to harm you. At least, that's what many of you seem to believe. So why the need to hedge your bets?

Deuteronomy 6:16 Ye shall not tempt the LORD your God, as ye tempted him in Massah.

[Vayhr of the Warhost]

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Bob4God and Justina, take note. I'm not the only person who thinks your demon obsession is a joke.

[Bob4God]

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HA! very clever satanic trick, trying to convince us you're not really possessed. As all True Christians know, the devil's greatest trick was convincing the world he didn't exist!

[Justina Thyme]

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If this DEMON thought my/our "obsession" was a joke, it wouldn't be wasting its time telling us so. Methinks it doth protest too much...