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  • #16
    Re: Pray Jesus Reanimates the Grisly Remains of Jahi McMath

    Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
    Brother, I am advised that this is a little nigra sow.

    I'll bet dollars to doughnuts that it was sodomized until its ears bled by one of her mother's johns.
    Perhaps that is the reason the mother wants so desperately to take custody of the body.
    The Only Real Climate Change Will be Hell!

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    • #17
      Re: Pray Jesus Reanimates the Grisly Remains of Jahi McMath

      Originally posted by Billy Bob Jenkins View Post
      Perhaps that is the reason the mother wants so desperately to take custody of the body.
      Godly point, brother. An awful lot of the darkies still practice cannibalism.
      Who Will Jesus Damn?

      Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

      Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

      Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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      • #18
        Re: Pray Jesus Reanimates the Grisly Remains of Jahi McMath

        According to this article, Jahi McMath's mother is a devout Christian!

        No wonder she has so much respect for human life! I feel this bodes well for our chances of convincing her that young Jahi needs to be impregnated in order to ensure her salvation!
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        • #19
          Re: Pray Jesus Reanimates the Grisly Remains of Jahi McMath

          Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
          Godly point, brother. An awful lot of the darkies still practice cannibalism.
          Wherever the infants of a community are baptized in the blood of their own siblings, whether it is in the Europe, the Middle East, or the Dark Continent, there is a high demand for corpses and other props that can be used to traumatize a child's psyche, and cause it to grow up into an atheist.
          The Only Real Climate Change Will be Hell!

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          • #20
            Re: Pray Jesus Reanimates the Grisly Remains of Jahi McMath

            These scientists sink down to new lows everyday. When this girl wakes up I will shout GLORY in the scientists face.

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