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  • Godfly
    Descended from Rapes
    True Christian™
    • Jan 2010
    • 1552
    #1

    Join me in a prayer of thanks! I found my lucky socks!

    Thank you Jesus for helping me find my lucky purple socks. I have used those socks to infiltrate the gays so who knows how many souls they have saved. Those socks must carry a powerful blessing as they have saved me from numerous gang rapes.

    GLORY! PRAISE HIM!
    Leviticus 13:40 And the man whose hair is fallen off his head, he is bald; yet is he clean.
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    • see_the_light
      True Christian™
      True Christian™
      • Nov 2006
      • 1386
      #2
      Re: Join me in a prayer of thanks! I found my lucky socks!

      Originally posted by Godfly View Post
      Thank you Jesus for helping me find my lucky purple socks. I have used those socks to infiltrate the gays so who knows how many souls they have saved. Those socks must carry a powerful blessing as they have saved me from numerous gang rapes.

      GLORY! PRAISE HIM!
      A lucky charm? Beware.

      Jeremiah 8:17

      For, behold, I will send serpents, cockatrices, among you, which will not be charmed, and they shall bite you, saith the LORD.

      PRAISE THE LORD!

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        • Felicity
          As pure and virginal as the driven snow.
          True Christian™
          • Apr 2010
          • 4834
          #3
          Re: Join me in a prayer of thanks! I found my lucky socks!

          I am so glad you found your socks back!

          I was worried about your socks and couldn't sleep for a week.
          I Jesus!

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            • Godfly
              Descended from Rapes
              True Christian™
              • Jan 2010
              • 1552
              #4
              Re: Join me in a prayer of thanks! I found my lucky socks!

              Originally posted by Felicity View Post
              I am so glad you found your socks back!

              I was worried about your socks and couldn't sleep for a week.
              I should apologize for the accusations I made. Keeping my home up to standard since my wife died would be impossible without your help. But it did make you the most likely suspect.
              Leviticus 13:40 And the man whose hair is fallen off his head, he is bald; yet is he clean.

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                • Johny Joe Hold
                  Mayor of Freehold
                   
                  • Feb 2010
                  • 12769
                  #5
                  Re: Join me in a prayer of thanks! I found my lucky socks!

                  We cannot understand the mind of God. How fortunate it is God saw to it you found your wonder working purple socks.

                  Each of us who battles homerism has his own technique. You have found a code, purple socks, that lets you in on their most sinful secrets.

                  God bless your work against homerism, Brother Godfly.
                  Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.

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                    • Mary Etheldreda
                      Gushing for Jesus
                       
                      • Sep 2011
                      • 23775
                      #6
                      Re: Join me in a prayer of thanks! I found my lucky socks!

                      Oh PRAISE JESUS!

                      If this doesn't encourage those seekers sitting on the fence whether or not to believe in God, this should do it!

                      Our God is an Awesome God! He cares for every single thing we take up to Him!

                      I am praising Jesus with you right now, Brother Godfly! May His Holy Name be blessed!

                      \0/
                      Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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                        • WWJDnow
                          True Christian™
                          True Christian™
                          • Aug 2009
                          • 6314
                          #7
                          Re: Join me in a prayer of thanks! I found my lucky socks!

                          I will joyfully join in your prayer of thanks.

                          As Jesus said, Seek and ye shall find. This is just one more proof that we're right and those other religions are wrong.
                          The Christian Right: The Only Right Way to Be a Christian!

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                            • Daisy Mae Johnson
                              The Future Mrs. Ezekiel Flint
                              Voted Best Pies in Freehold 10 Years Running
                              aka the Biblethumpin Blonde
                              True Christian™
                              • Sep 2006
                              • 15708
                              #8
                              Re: Join me in a prayer of thanks! I found my lucky socks!

                              See! PROOF prayer works!


                              SHOUT GLORY!
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                                • Mother Of Seven
                                  True Christian™ with a quiverful
                                  • Jan 2014
                                  • 2243
                                  #9
                                  Re: Join me in a prayer of thanks! I found my lucky socks!

                                  GLORY!

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                                    • Mark L. Snyde, PhD
                                      True Christian™
                                      True Christian™
                                      • Nov 2013
                                      • 1284
                                      #10
                                      Re: Join me in a prayer of thanks! I found my lucky socks!

                                      What a joyous and glorious day, Brother Godfly!

                                      I once lost my house keys and prayed to Jesus to help me find them, and a couple of hours later I found them in my garage! Jesus is certainly a worker of miracles for His followers!
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                                      I Kings 7:23

                                      And he made a moulten Sea, ten cubites from the one brim to the other: it was round all about, & his height was fiue cubits: and a line of thirtie cubites did compasse it round about.

                                      New here? Desiring to be pleasing in the eyes of The Lord and His Followers?

                                      Then do as directed by our esteemed Pastors and head on over to the Introductions subforum and make your first post there, friend. Tell us what church you go to and what your favorite Bible verse is and how you came to find Jesus. Anything else you want to share with us about how Jesus has blessed you is welcomed too.

                                      Are you a hater of God that believes He is a morally bankrupt monster? Read Why, you ask, is God so angry? to see that it is in fact you that is the monster that mercilessly and infinitely torments God.

                                      Stop this relentless torturing of God and accept Jesus today!

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                                        • see_the_light
                                          True Christian™
                                          True Christian™
                                          • Nov 2006
                                          • 1386
                                          #11
                                          Re: Join me in a prayer of thanks! I found my lucky socks!

                                          Originally posted by Mark L. Snyde, PhD View Post
                                          What a joyous and glorious day, Brother Godfly!

                                          I once lost my house keys and prayed to Jesus to help me find them, and a couple of hours later I found them in my garage! Jesus is certainly a worker of miracles for His followers!
                                          That is nothing!

                                          Once I lost my keys and I was absolutely sure that it was at KFC.

                                          Baby JESUS sent them straight to my house, only had to spend the money of the two bullets for the masked coons that JESUS chose as HIS unwilling messengers.

                                          You can't fight JESUS!

                                          PRAISE THE LORD!

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                                            • Paul Tarzan
                                              Unsaved Trash, half-witted false Christian
                                              • Jul 2013
                                              • 93
                                              #12
                                              Re: Join me in a prayer of thanks! I found my lucky socks!

                                              Be careful, Godfly..."lucky socks" are attributing to some created object what only God can bring.

                                              God forbid a Christian turns against Him...oh wait, I forgot, this isn't Christianity, it's Churchianity!
                                              #SellFreeholdFeedThePoor
                                              #DownWithChurchianity
                                              #JESUSIsAllYouNeed

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                                                • Mark L. Snyde, PhD
                                                  True Christian™
                                                  True Christian™
                                                  • Nov 2013
                                                  • 1284
                                                  #13
                                                  Re: Join me in a prayer of thanks! I found my lucky socks!

                                                  Originally posted by Paul Tarzan View Post
                                                  Be careful, Godfly..."lucky socks" are attributing to some created object what only God can bring.

                                                  God forbid a Christian turns against Him...oh wait, I forgot, this isn't Christianity, it's Churchianity!
                                                  Why would you try to mock Brother Godfly and all of LBC in this joyous time of answered prayers? Does it just get under your collar that God's chosen few are happy? Is this why you are trying to poo-poo us with this word you seem to repeat incessantly like an unholy mantra?
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                                                  I Kings 7:23

                                                  And he made a moulten Sea, ten cubites from the one brim to the other: it was round all about, & his height was fiue cubits: and a line of thirtie cubites did compasse it round about.

                                                  New here? Desiring to be pleasing in the eyes of The Lord and His Followers?

                                                  Then do as directed by our esteemed Pastors and head on over to the Introductions subforum and make your first post there, friend. Tell us what church you go to and what your favorite Bible verse is and how you came to find Jesus. Anything else you want to share with us about how Jesus has blessed you is welcomed too.

                                                  Are you a hater of God that believes He is a morally bankrupt monster? Read Why, you ask, is God so angry? to see that it is in fact you that is the monster that mercilessly and infinitely torments God.

                                                  Stop this relentless torturing of God and accept Jesus today!

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                                                    • ExGay Alex
                                                      Helping boys become upright model citizens
                                                      True Christian™
                                                      • May 2008
                                                      • 1295
                                                      #14
                                                      Re: Join me in a prayer of thanks! I found my lucky socks!

                                                      I am glad Jesus found your socks for you. Today I prayed that it wouldn't rain, and it didn't! Prayer works!
                                                      "Come Unto Me. Put forth thine hand now, and touch all that he hath." (Matthew 19:14, Job 1:11).

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                                                        • MitzaLizalor
                                                          Completely CRAZY for the Lord
                                                          True Christian™
                                                          • Sep 2010
                                                          • 14423
                                                          #15
                                                          Re: Join me in a prayer of thanks! I found my lucky socks!

                                                          Originally posted by ExGay Alex View Post
                                                          I am glad Jesus found your socks for you. Today I prayed that it wouldn't rain, and it didn't! Prayer works!
                                                          That's amazing! It didn't rain here either! I was able to stand in the garden and eat apples. Otherwise I wouldn't have had any dessert and been at increased risk of scurvy, ricketts & osteoporosis.


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