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  • Pastor Isaac Peters
    Senior Pastor
    Ex-liberal; converted to True Christianity™
    Always Biblically correct
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2006
    • 10639
    #16
    Re: Join me in a prayer of thanks! I found my lucky socks!

    Originally posted by Paul Tarzan View Post
    Be careful, Godfly..."lucky socks" are attributing to some created object what only God can bring.

    God forbid a Christian turns against Him...oh wait, I forgot, this isn't Christianity, it's Churchianity!
    If the Creator chooses to make His blessings manifest through a created object (Numbers 21:7-9), who are you to tell us to disregard Him?

    Anyway, it's such a blessing that Jesus found Brother Godfly's purple socks. When I hear about the blessings that the Lord bestows on those who keep His commandments, compared to the troubles that befall the unsaved in lands stricken by famine or tsunami, I know that God is love.
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      • Jimmy-Roy Stewart
        Tin Tither
        True Christian™
        • Oct 2008
        • 234
        #17
        Re: Join me in a prayer of thanks! I found my lucky socks!

        I lost a pare of socks may be if i tithe some more Jesus will help me find them.

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          • see_the_light
            True Christian™
            True Christian™
            • Nov 2006
            • 1386
            #18
            Re: Join me in a prayer of thanks! I found my lucky socks!

            Originally posted by Jimmy-Roy Stewart View Post
            I lost a pare of socks may be if i tithe some more Jesus will help me find them.
            Of course HE will, tithe is a most efficient prayer.

            PRAISE THE LORD!

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              • Pastor Ezekiel
                Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                 
                • Sep 2006
                • 78556
                #19
                Re: Join me in a prayer of thanks! I found my lucky socks!

                Originally posted by Jimmy-Roy Stewart View Post
                I lost a pare of socks may be if i tithe some more Jesus will help me find them.
                I saw your boy (the retarded one who got blood all over my private pool) sitting in a ditch out at the township line yesterday, pushing berries up his nose and diddling himself with an old boot sock. That might be one of them.

                I swear Jimmy-Roy, I wish you'd learn how to control your brood.
                Who Will Jesus Damn?

                Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                  • Jimmy-Roy Stewart
                    Tin Tither
                    True Christian™
                    • Oct 2008
                    • 234
                    #20
                    Re: Join me in a prayer of thanks! I found my lucky socks!

                    Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                    I saw your boy (the retarded one who got blood all over my private pool) sitting in a ditch out at the township line yesterday, pushing berries up his nose and diddling himself with an old boot sock. That might be one of them.

                    I swear Jimmy-Roy, I wish you'd learn how to control your brood.
                    Im' real sorry Pastor Ezekal Sir i guess ill' have to beat him extra hard two night i wish my kids would of turned out better i dont' know why they didnt' i guess i need to tithe even more.

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                      • Johny Joe Hold
                        Mayor of Freehold
                         
                        • Feb 2010
                        • 12769
                        #21
                        Re: Join me in a prayer of thanks! I found my lucky socks!

                        That our Brother, Godfly, found his purple socks is testament to the power of prayer.

                        Properly covering our bodies, including shoes with socks, is so important to we True Christians™. I've wondered how human kind would be different today had Adam and Eve been clothed, including shoes and socks like Brother Godfly.

                        That Eve was naked and cold probably made her less able to ward off the temptation of sin. Then, after she succombed, there was naked Adam, helpless in his ability to resist.

                        Today, I believe we are born sinners because there were no socks for Adam and Eve.
                        Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.

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                          • WWJDnow
                            True Christian™
                            True Christian™
                            • Aug 2009
                            • 6314
                            #22
                            Re: Join me in a prayer of thanks! I found my lucky socks!

                            I have to admit that I did rather like Brother Godfly's bare feet, too:

                            How beautiful are the feet of them that preach the gospel of peace, and bring glad tidings of good things! Romans 10:15
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