[Alphonse Alban]

Re: How WE KILLED FLAPPY BIRD!

Im not picking on Aqua I find some of their songs okay for pop music and yes they were about 3 years ahead of their time (woopdie doo), and to somewhat of a degree they dont sound dated now but that isn't what this thread is about so get back to the point people

Are you one of those retards? I'm just asking if we should use more simple language with you, since you don't seem to be very smart.

[demoncooter]

Re: How WE KILLED FLAPPY BIRD!

Hey, don't pick on Aqua, they may sound dated today but they were ahead of their time.

They were a big influence on Buddy Holly, for example.

Im not picking on Aqua I find some of their songs okay for pop music and yes they were about 3 years ahead of their time (woopdie doo), and to somewhat of a degree they dont sound dated now but that isn't what this thread is about so get back to the point people

[Godfly]

Re: How WE KILLED FLAPPY BIRD!

If you don't think the game is perverted check out this early demo!

Fapping Bird indeed!

[Cranky Old Man]

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You can't get addicted to a game

Really... (click the link to see just how wrong you are)

I am glad our prayers killed this floppy bird game. No doubt only election stealing, KFC gobbling, America haters could be interested in a game about a chicken.

[Trent Harvey, Jr.]

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flappy bird is a game. A low quality...pixilated game

That's awfully harsh. Flappy Bird has graphics on par with CGI from the latest Hollywood movies…

…If you're talking about Birdemic - Shock and Terror, that is.

[Jeb Stuart Thurmond]

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MitzaLizalor, Aqua released the song before the doll even came out so please check your facts before posting such things.

Hey, don't pick on Aqua, they may sound dated today but they were ahead of their time.

They were a big influence on Buddy Holly, for example.

[MitzaLizalor]

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Ummm .... Barbie first hit the shelves in 1959, 55 years ago.
Don't know when Aqua released the song, and I don't really care, but it certainly wasn't pre 1959. Who's the silly mormon who doesn't check their facts?

Satan does that to people. Take a look at this

Barbie on birds

I thought the video combined Bird and Grand Theft quite well, but could be deluded of course [subject to Pastoral approval]. The tit in particular being almost identical.

[MitzaLizalor]

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Thank you Mrs 7

MitzaLizalor, Aqua released the song before the doll even came out so please check your facts before posting such things.

Barbie is a fashion doll manufactured by the American toy-company Mattel, Inc. and launched in March 1959.

Aqua is a Danish pop group, best known for their 1997 breakthrough single "Barbie Girl". The group formed in 1989 and achieved huge success across the globe in the late 1990s and early 2000s.

Wow! Excellent! Even wikipedia disagrees! I doubt any member of Aqua was even born in 1959! Wow! Does it get better than this? (Yes [Ed.]) Christmas has come early this year! Would an absinthe cocktail be in order?

[Mother Of Seven]

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MitzaLizalor, Aqua released the song before the doll even came out so please check your facts before posting such things.

Ummm .... Barbie first hit the shelves in 1959, 55 years ago.
Don't know when Aqua released the song, and I don't really care, but it certainly wasn't pre 1959. Who's the silly moron who doesn't check their facts?

[demoncooter]

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Now there you've hit the nail on the head. Is there a demonic behaviour not endorsed by that monstrosity? I do not play computer games as a rule because you never know what's around the next corner. Aqua even devoted a song to these sex obsessed tools of satanic indoctrination:

MitzaLizalor, Aqua released the song before the doll even came out so please check your facts before posting such things.

[MitzaLizalor]

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Grand Theft Auto

Now there you've hit the nail on the head. Is there a demonic behaviour not endorsed by that monstrosity? I do not play computer games as a rule because you never know what's around the next corner. Aqua even devoted a song to these sex obsessed tools of satanic indoctrination:

[Harrison]

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It is always a good day for devout men and women of faith when a wicked device of evil has been destroyed. This shows we can destroy such popular games, so now we must move on to work to destroy other despicable "games" such as Grand Theft Auto and Fallout! We can do it provided we put our faith in the Good Lord!

[MitzaLizalor]

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How can a snake talk to humans and tell them to eat an apple and suddenly everything hits the fan? Games aren't logical. Nothing is really logical. We're all just dust floating in the universe.

The Bible is perfectly logical. Why would Jesus endure torture if there were no Original Sin polluting every human inherited from Adam, corrupted by Eve, envenomed by Satan?

You might feel like you're floating in space but Christians are rooted:

EPHESIANS 3
17 That Christ may dwell in your hearts by faith; that ye, being rooted and grounded in love,
18 May be able to comprehend with all saints what is the breadth, and length, and depth, and height;
19 And to know the love of Christ, which passeth knowledge, that ye might be filled with all the fulness of God
KJV .. look up . context

Jesus is knocking - and NO, that doesn't mean knocking His head on a pipe. He is knocking on your heart. Let Him in today so you may be rooted too.

__________________________________________________

Revelation 3:20
Behold, I stand at the door, and knock:
if any man hear my voice, and open the door, I will come in to him,
and will sup with him,
and he with me.

HALLEJUJAH!

[Alphonse Alban]

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Come on on heroes, don't be so modest!

GLORY!

Truly another great victory for Prayer Warriors! Spending most of the last summer killing trees with prayers as Jesus taught really paid off.

(Matthew 21:18-22

18 Now in the morning as he returned into the city, he hungered.
19 And when he saw a fig tree in the way, he came to it, and found nothing thereon, but leaves only, and said unto it, Let no fruit grow on thee henceforward for ever. And presently the fig tree withered away.
20 And when the disciples saw it, they marvelled, saying, How soon is the fig tree withered away!
21 Jesus answered and said unto them, Verily I say unto you, If ye have faith, and doubt not, ye shall not only do this which is done to the fig tree, but also if ye shall say unto this mountain, Be thou removed, and be thou cast into the sea; it shall be done.
22 And all things, whatsoever ye shall ask in prayer, believing, ye shall receive.)

So far I have only managed to move mountains just a little bit, but it already feels like my prayers are now much more potent. First, I was able to pray downfall of that evil Nelson Mandela and now this.

[Mary Etheldreda]

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We got some copywrite lawyers on the case, but that's still only part. The full story of how we did it is inspirational but also involves top-secret Prayer Warrior information, and I don't know how much they are authorized to disclose.

Not much, but that's only because our Jew Lawyers are nags and harp on us all day and night if we do. It's just easier to keep them quiet if we don't get into it very much. Suffice it to say, it was a success, we are physically and mentally exhausted, but spiritually empowered, and again we see the is faithful!

Know therefore that the Lord thy God, he is God, the faithful God, which keepeth covenant and mercy with them that love him and keep his commandments to a thousand generations
Deuteronomy 7:9