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  • Nicholas Smith
    Unsaved trash, teenaged ex-papist
     
    • Feb 2014
    • 31
    #16
    Re: My Neighbor's Cat Is Very Malodorous

    Due to many bad things that have happened to me and other people that owned cats, I have come to believe cats are evil. They are also linked to that Wiccan witchery cult. So I drowned my cat and buried it somewhere isolated.
    1 Corinthians 6:9 - 6:10: (9) Know ye not that the unrighteous shall not inherit the kingdom of God? Be not deceived: neither fornicators, nor idolaters, nor adulterers, nor effeminate, nor abusers of themselves with mankind, (10) Nor thieves, nor covetous, nor drunkards, nor revilers, nor extortioners, shall inherit the kingdom of God.

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      • James Hutchins
        True Christian™
        Just a Regular Nice Guy
         
        • Jun 2009
        • 29453
        #17
        Re: My Neighbor's Cat Is Very Malodorous

        I have to wonder. Did anyone try using a hammer?

        I have found that nearly anything can be fixed with a few swings of a hammer. From a squeaky step to a squeaky wife to a cantankerous boiler.
        Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
        Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
        Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
        Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
        Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
        Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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          • Nicholas Smith
            Unsaved trash, teenaged ex-papist
             
            • Feb 2014
            • 31
            #18
            Re: My Neighbor's Cat Is Very Malodorous

            That was for my old dog back in my parents' house
            1 Corinthians 6:9 - 6:10: (9) Know ye not that the unrighteous shall not inherit the kingdom of God? Be not deceived: neither fornicators, nor idolaters, nor adulterers, nor effeminate, nor abusers of themselves with mankind, (10) Nor thieves, nor covetous, nor drunkards, nor revilers, nor extortioners, shall inherit the kingdom of God.

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