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  • Scrubbing Your Hard Drive: The Modern Equivalent of Book Burning

    As all True Christian™ men are aware, we, as the protectors and shepherds of our families, must keep our fingers pressed firmly upon the pulsing vein of perversion in this world...that we might know the ways of our enemy, satan, and use our intimate knowledge of his rank catalog of unspeakable japanese bondage pornography against him, and to ultimately glorify and magnify Christ's name!....amen?

    As in days of eld, when the pious had to manually gather reams of filth to categorize before heaping onto the bonfire, we have a responsibility to God and family to do the same with the unholy trash we find floating around the interwebs. Download, review, delete, empty recycle bin, scrub hard drive, destroy hard drive with hammer, buy new hard drive, repeat. Nothing like starting over with a clean slate! Praise Jesus!

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    Re: Scrubbing Your Hard Drive: The Modern Equivalent of Book Burning

    I found that the "incognito" feature on my computer is very helpful when I perform my responsibilities as protector and shepherd. Not a trace of that filth is left behind for preying eyes to behold......
    Mark 13:22
    “For false Christs and false prophets shall rise, and shall shew signs and wonders, to seduce, if it were possible, even the elect.”

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      Re: Scrubbing Your Hard Drive: The Modern Equivalent of Book Burning

      I prefer burning the hard drive. That way I can be certain Satan has no control over it. You have to careful though. Hard drives contain a lot of metal so you can get burn wounds. This happened to me on several occasions but I consider burn wounds to be a preview of Hell to remind me why it is so important to obey God completely.

      Acts 19:19 - King James Version (KJV)
      Many of them also which used curious arts brought their books together, and burned them before all men: and they counted the price of them, and found it fifty thousand pieces of silver.
      5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
      To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
      James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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        Re: Scrubbing Your Hard Drive: The Modern Equivalent of Book Burning

        I attempted to scrub my hard drive this very evening before I left work. I fear I may have done it wrong as there was, shortly thereafter, a fire. I am uncertain as to what transpired after that, as I thought it would be best to leave immediately and hope for the best.
        God judgeth the righteous, And God is angry with the wicked every day- Psalm 7:11

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          Re: Scrubbing Your Hard Drive: The Modern Equivalent of Book Burning

          Originally posted by Witch Hammer View Post
          As all True Christian™ men are aware, we, as the protectors and shepherds of our families, must keep our fingers pressed firmly upon the pulsing vein of perversion in this world...that we might know the ways of our enemy, satan, and use our intimate knowledge of his rank catalog of unspeakable japanese bondage pornography against him, and to ultimately glorify and magnify Christ's name!....amen?
          I would never let Kayla see bondage pornography. As a parent, I have a duty to protect her from anything on the Internet that's sexist or triggering, at least until we can enact strong hate-speech laws.
          The Bible, when correctly interpreted, tells us to love everyone.

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            Re: Scrubbing Your Hard Drive: The Modern Equivalent of Book Burning

            Originally posted by Darren Ingram-Myers View Post
            I would never let Kayla see bondage pornography. As a parent, I have a duty to protect her from anything on the Internet that's sexist or triggering, at least until we can enact strong hate-speech laws.
            Darren,

            Bless your heart.

            You seem like such a nice man. When did your testicles stop working?

            With Christian Concern,
            NRL
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