[Bjorn Jensen]

If any Hungarian man has a small penis, that would have to be Viktor Orban, a friend of President Donald Trump. Because a loyal Trump supporter can not have anything else than a small penis, right?

[DarwinFishTrueChurch]

Nobody's penis is as long as my friend Daniel's.

[Elmer G. White]

Nobody's penis is as long as my friend Daniel's.

Dear Mr. Fish,

I cautionally congratulate you for your efforts to measure the penis length (and girth?) of the 4 billion-odd sinners that you must have done to reach the conclusion about your friend's copulatory organ. Cautionally, because I do not remember you visiting my household and measuring my nether regions (which I would not have let you do). Due to this, I am uncertain about the veracity of your claim. However, if your friend's unmentionables are as big as you claim, it is absolutely certain that he is in urgent need on lots of prayer (James 5:15). If he is a True^TM believer, his penis will undoubtedly shrink in due course and he can becaome a comely young Caucasian heterosexual youth.

1 Peter 4:2
That he no longer should live the rest of his time in the flesh to the lusts of men, but to the will of God.


Yours in Christ,

Elmer

[Romeo Rovagnati]

Size don't matter. People should love each other for whom they are.

[Johny Joe Hold]

Size don't matter. People should love each other for whom they are.

So now it's not only a woke Pope, it's woke Jesuits. God says, "SIN." That makes it sin.