[BrianAddams]

Re: Men, it's your duty to make certain the monthly curse is a cu

I assure you, it is horrible enough without the hotsauce. Can you imagine bleeding out of your penis for a week? No? Well then give the girl a backrub and some chocolate.

[eliot mayfield]

Re: Men, it's your duty to make certain the monthly curse is a cu

I assure you, it is horrible enough without the hotsauce. Can you imagine bleeding out of your penis for a week? No? Well then give the girl a backrub and some chocolate.

That's the way it should be, God has punished women! Read the bible. I doubt if backrub is mentioned.

[equality]

Re: Men, it's your duty to make certain the monthly curse is a cu

If God's favorite language is English then why did God choose Jesus to speak Hebrew?

[equality]

Re: Men, it's your duty to make certain the monthly curse is a cu

If I may direct you to the main forums for a minute:

http://www.landoverbaptist.org/news0999/cotton.html

While this is a sticky subject, and not nice to talk about, we need to take authority over the situation.
This is a curse time, not an excuse for M'ing!
I would advise not only searching the rooms of any female offspring, but actual inspection during the monthly curse.
As the females who are unclean should be elsewhere during the week of filth, perhaps a Lady of Landover should preform the inspections at the place where they stay. Maybe Sister Victoria would be so kind.

What to do if you find the offending item? Throw it away? NO! This is the perfect chance to teach a life lesson. Buy some "Lucifer's Tears" brand
habanero hot sauce. Apply it to the tampon. Then when you notice your daughter dancing around in discomfort, sit her down. Explain the flames of Hell will be much worse then what she is feeling down there now. Explain about that woman Eve and the curse she brought on all females forever.

Can there be any doubt of the M'ing involved with Satan's cotton Fingers?
Look here:

http://www.obtampons.com/en/designed-different.jsp

As men and fathers, it's our duty to insure that the curse is a curse and not an excuse for pleasure. We must keep our women out of Hell!

"Christ has redeemed us from the curse of the law, having become a curse for us, for it is written, 'Cursed is everyone who hangs on a tree'" Galatians 3:13

Jesus has redeemed women from the curse, so we don't need help suffering anymore from it thank you.

[Jed_Cassidy]

Re: Men, it's your duty to make certain the monthly curse is a cu

I assure you, it is horrible enough without the hotsauce. Can you imagine bleeding out of your penis for a week? No? Well then give the girl a backrub and some chocolate.

Put down the firewater. With all the hard work we men do, working and earning money for the family and putting food in the kitchen with which our wives will make pies and biscuits and gravy, it is us that need the backrubs and chocolate!

I tell ya, fellow Brothers of Landover, it ain't easy being a Christian man here in the United States.

[Mrs. Rogers]

Re: Men, it's your duty to make certain the monthly curse is a cu

"Christ has redeemed us from the curse of the law, having become a curse for us, for it is written, 'Cursed is everyone who hangs on a tree'" Galatians 3:13

Jesus has redeemed women from the curse, so we don't need help suffering anymore from it thank you.

Apologies in advance to the men for yet again posting in this most manly of forums.

My dear, I confess my sinful red fountain dried up many years ago, but from what I hear from younger ladies is that the suffering continues; Jesus has yet to redeem ladies from the grief of premenstrual syndrome (i.e., premenstrual SINdrome). So you are quite wrong.

[CoriSparks]

Re: Men, it's your duty to make certain the monthly curse is a cu

If I may direct you to the main forums for a minute:

http://www.landoverbaptist.org/news0999/cotton.html

While this is a sticky subject, and not nice to talk about, we need to take authority over the situation.
This is a curse time, not an excuse for M'ing!
I would advise not only searching the rooms of any female offspring, but actual inspection during the monthly curse.
As the females who are unclean should be elsewhere during the week of filth, perhaps a Lady of Landover should preform the inspections at the place where they stay. Maybe Sister Victoria would be so kind.

What to do if you find the offending item? Throw it away? NO! This is the perfect chance to teach a life lesson. Buy some "Lucifer's Tears" brand
habanero hot sauce. Apply it to the tampon. Then when you notice your daughter dancing around in discomfort, sit her down. Explain the flames of Hell will be much worse then what she is feeling down there now. Explain about that woman Eve and the curse she brought on all females forever.

Can there be any doubt of the M'ing involved with Satan's cotton Fingers?
Look here:

http://www.obtampons.com/en/designed-different.jsp

As men and fathers, it's our duty to insure that the curse is a curse and not an excuse for pleasure. We must keep our women out of Hell!

putting hotsauce on a tampon could cause infections you would not believe and most likely does not help tss which you can die from
but other than that this is the best advice i've ever received thankyou pastor dickwad

[Jacob the Angry Liar]

Re: Men, it's your duty to make certain the monthly curse is a cu

putting hotsauce on a tampon could cause infections you would not believe and most likely does not help tss which you can die from
but other than that this is the best advice i've ever received thankyou pastor dickwad

Infections? Are you retarded? Hotsauce contains capsaicin, which is what makes it spicy. Capsaicin is used as a topical ointment to relieve pain. Clearly, it has properties that excorsise the demons that cause pain. Does that not mean that it would PREVENT infection-causing demons to enter the coochie?

[jennifer-Jane]

Re: Men, it's your duty to make certain the monthly curse is a cu

That is just abuse! How is that teaching a child what a period is for the love of God leave it to the teachers before you mess up for children for life. Also beating dosnt help a child it hinders it for like (i couldnt really be bothered going on too posts to post that so i thought kill 2 bird with one stone)
Without a period a woman can not have a child. It is not because of eve that we have periods! Has anyone ever explained to you what a period is? I doubt it, Its when a woman has to refresh her uterus walls! This is because a woman ovulates when a woman ovulates the egg waits for a sperm to come down and fertalise it when one does not appear it flushes its self away by breaking down the uterus walls. THIS HAS TO HAPPEN FOR A WOMAN TO HAVE A CHILD! Not some curse that woman have to bare! Get over yourself and listen to biology! Also "the blood" isnt really blood its uterus mussle mixed with a tiny bit of blood.

Just thougt you guys should no