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  • Brother Gonzalez
    Another brick in Donald´s wall - A.K.A "The Gonz"
    True Christian™
     
    • Sep 2016
    • 2087
    #1

    Is your button big enough?

    Well, that is the question. Is it, or is just a small, starving, and unfunctional button what you have?

    Are you a real man? With maybe small hands, but large enough to press a big, strong, firm and completely functional button?


    I know I am. What about you guys?
    1 Thessalonians 4:16 For the Lord himself shall descend from heaven with a shout, with the voice of the archangel, and with the TRUMP of God: and the dead in Christ shall rise first.
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    • Dr. Anthony J. Toole
      An old soul
      True Christian™
      • Aug 2013
      • 4969
      #2
      Re: Is your button big enough?

      I've been told it's not so much about the button itself, but more about what you do with the button. Use it or lose it, that's my advice to the President.
      If I have seen further, it is by standing on the heads of others.

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        • Mary Etheldreda
          Gushing for Jesus
           
          • Sep 2011
          • 23775
          #3
          Re: Is your button big enough?

          Mr. Etheldreda's button is powerful big. And I know it's true because he wouldn't lie to me.
          Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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            • Bubba Buck
              Toilet Biter
              • Sep 2016
              • 273
              #4
              Re: Is your button big enough?

              I have several MAGA buttons I still wear around town from the past election alongside my Trump/Pence sign I carry with me to the grocery store. As far as powerful buttons, I've seen several Men's buttons and have to say if they're a straight white male Republican they tend to be rather larger than usual. My personal button has seen a lot of wear and tear over the years. One of God's punishments for my past sins as a faggot I suppose.

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                • Jim C. Lombardo
                  Confirmed Enemy of God
                  BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                  • Aug 2014
                  • 565
                  #5
                  Re: Is your button big enough?

                  I can attest that my wife and daughter's buttons are nice and tiny.

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                    • BrotherLarry
                      Revelationary Equine Gnathologist for Christ
                      True Christian™
                      • Sep 2014
                      • 2249
                      #6
                      Re: Is your button big enough?

                      I've never really cared about button size, as long as they do what they're supposed to do. Frankly, I've never given it much thought. I do know, however, that it angers me to the point that I need to pray when my button pops off just as I am getting ready to go to church. And don't get me started on button fly jeans. I can't count the number of times I've been witnessing for Jesus and someone says, "Hey, Larry, will you help me with these buttons?" And I'll do it, in the spirit of True Christian(TM) charity, and then they'll ask if I'll help button them up again. I mean, that's precious time I could be helping other men to see their sinful nature, but no, here I am on my knees with someone's darn (oops, sorry) button fly.


                      See? I told you not to get me started.
                      Proverbs 21:31 KJV 1611:
                      “The horse is prepared against the day of battell: but safetie is of the Lord.”

                      Lord, may I serve my equine brothers and sisters just as I do my fellow man.
                      Amen and Amen

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                        • Cranky Old Man
                          Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah
                          You kids get off his lawn!
                           
                          • Jan 2010
                          • 22369
                          #7
                          Re: Is your button big enough?

                          Mine is huge.

                          Deuteronomy 3:11 - King James Version (KJV)
                          For only Og king of Bashan remained of the remnant of giants; behold his bedstead was a
                          bedstead of iron; is it not in Rabbath of the children of Ammon?
                          nine cubits was the length thereof, and four cubits the breadth of it,
                          after the cubit of a man.

                          5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
                          To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
                          James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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