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  • Dr. Anthony J. Toole
    An old soul
    True Christian™
    • Aug 2013
    • 4953

    #1

    Gardening

    I used to think gardening was... gay or something. Definitely not manly, like yelling and drinking beer. Until I saw this (below). Now you can call me a hippy green nature loving sonovagun for all I care. Just ordered me one of these to help around the yard.

    If I have seen further, it is by standing on the heads of others.
  • Jim C. Lombardo
    Confirmed Enemy of God
    BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
    • Aug 2014
    • 565

    #2
    Re: Gardening

    I know she cannot see this, being a woman and all, but Sister Basilissa I understand has a gift with spicy horticulture.

    (P.S. Brother, perhaps a warning not to click that video link at full volume. Christ, my eardrums. )

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    • upchucker67
      Confirmed Enemy of God
      • Jan 2020
      • 221

      #3
      Re: Gardening

      Hohoo, hello! It's me Phil, again! Just wanted to pop in here and show you guys something I saw this morning. It was my wife, Sue, who I saw getting a head start on spring gardening, making the most of her time in quarantine. She has taken to a lot of gardening lately ever since I caught the COVID, perhaps from a bout of paranoia of catching it too.

      Anyway, I looked out the window and saw Sue digging a big massive ditch in my precious lawn! I can't for the life of me figure it out!? What's gotten into her? I'm debating over whether to give her hell or not. But then, perhaps she has her own reasons.


      Can I ballpark some people's thoughts on this one? Do all wives garden like this? Perhaps she's gotten a bit too enthusiastic over Ecclesiastes 2:5 I made gardens and parks and planted all kinds of fruit trees in them.



      If it's a tree she's planting, I hope it's apple.


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      • upchucker67
        Confirmed Enemy of God
        • Jan 2020
        • 221

        #4
        Re: Gardening

        My apologies, I didn't mean to post that verse from the lesser NIV Bible. This is what I meant to post:

        Ecclesiastes 2:5

        I made me gardens and orchards, and I plantedtrees in them of all kind of fruits:




        I much prefer the King James variation; orchards puts an elegant spin on a dull hobby.



        Anyway, yes just what is my lovely deaf and dumb wife up too????

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        • LW1997
          Unsaved trash
          Sexually obsessed with blacks

          Excels in being witless
          • Oct 2017
          • 144

          #5
          Re: Gardening

          Originally posted by Dr. Anthony J. Toole View Post
          I used to think gardening was... gay or something. Definitely not manly, like yelling and drinking beer. Until I saw this (below). Now you can call me a hippy green nature loving sonovagun for all I care. Just ordered me one of these to help around the yard.

          Thank you for being honest.

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