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  • Mary Etheldreda
    Gushing for Jesus
     
    • Sep 2011
    • 23775
    #16
    Re: Would You Step on a Land Mine for Jesus?

    Originally posted by Dutchsmartie View Post
    No I won't
    Would you do it for $100?
    Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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      • handmaiden
        Is a good, decent True Christian™ lady
        True Christian™
        • May 2010
        • 11567
        #17
        Re: Would You Step on a Land Mine for Jesus?

        If Jesus Christ or Donald Trump told me to step on a land mine, I would have faith that my lost foot,/lower leg/whole leg/lower torso or whatever might be left will be redeemed and made a new in Heaven.

        Remember that God told Abraham to slit his own son's throat and burn his body and Abraham was totally onboard with God's command.


        Of course, God let Abraham off the hook at the last second, so I would like to think that God would do something about the land mine just before my foot made contact.
        His left hand should be under my head, and his right hand should embrace me.

        Guns For God and the Economy

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          • Joanna Lytton-Vasey
            True Christian™ Lady Extraordinaire, an Honorary Male Biblicist
             
            • Jul 2014
            • 8435
            #18
            Re: Would You Step on a Land Mine for Jesus?

            Originally posted by handmaiden View Post
            Remember that God told Abraham to slit his own son's throat and burn his body and Abraham was totally onboard with God's command.
            This just shows God's Infinite Mercy, because Abraham's son was a Joo and therefore UnSaved and would have been consigned to Hell.
            Of course, God let Abraham off the hook at the last second, so I would like to think that God would do something about the land mine just before my foot made contact.
            But in your case, what I mentioned above would not be a problem, Sister, as you are Heaven-Bound. So if you do step on a landmine, I can see no reason for Our Lord to intercede, as that would only delay His Delight at your entry into His Holy Realm.
            Vaccinated by the love of Jesus!!!

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