[Don Bozo el Guapo]

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Well, it was really my grandfather who had ridden over to west Texas to find some Mex horse-thieves to hang. I heard it was pretty friendly. Villa had his hand on this old Remington cap-and-ball Navy, and Grandpappy was sorta holding his .45 Cavalry, and was tradin' compliments with Villa and three of four other greasy beaners while the bar tender translated. Villa welcomed Pap to Ensenada with a nice speech. Pap didn't remember it all, 'cause those people talk almost as fast as they steal, but there was the usual tu madre, and puta...you know, the usual 'keys to he city' speech in mex.

Pap told the bartender to thank the little midget and tell him he was the ugliest excuse for a two-legged mule Pap has ever seen since injuns started piffleing buffalo, and was he in the mood to be strung up since he was probably guilty of something anyway.

Anyway, the bartender was one of those people who sweat a lot, but after he finished translating, Pancho smiled with both his teeth, tossed a silver peso on the bar for pap's drink and rode off.

Pap took a bath in the ocean so's he could say he done it, and the boys went home with only a couple Pima and Apache scalps to show for it.

I had to sell Pap's gun last year to pay my tithe, but I have pictures of it.

Great story, thanks for clearing that up. I just couldent keep a cerveza down tryin to get my mind around the thought that you might have at one time been cute. God bless and keep you seperate.

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

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You must have been a lot cuter back then.

Well, it was really my grandfather who had ridden over to west Texas to find some Mex horse-thieves to hang. I heard it was pretty friendly. Villa had his hand on this old Remington cap-and-ball Navy, and Grandpappy was sorta holding his .45 Cavalry, and was tradin' compliments with Villa and three of four other greasy beaners while the bar tender translated. Villa welcomed Pap to Ensenada with a nice speech. Pap didn't remember it all, 'cause those people talk almost as fast as they steal, but there was the usual tu madre, and puta...you know, the usual 'keys to he city' speech in mex.

Pap told the bartender to thank the little midget and tell him he was the ugliest excuse for a two-legged mule Pap has ever seen since injuns started piffleing buffalo, and was he in the mood to be strung up since he was probably guilty of something anyway.

Anyway, the bartender was one of those people who sweat a lot, but after he finished translating, Pancho smiled with both his teeth, tossed a silver peso on the bar for pap's drink and rode off.

Pap took a bath in the ocean so's he could say he done it, and the boys went home with only a couple Pima and Apache scalps to show for it.

I had to sell Pap's gun last year to pay my tithe, but I have pictures of it.

[Don Bozo el Guapo]

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Pancho Villa. He bought me a drink.

You must have been a lot cuter back then.

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

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I'll give you one guess who emptied those barrels.

Pancho Villa. He bought me a drink.

[Don Bozo el Guapo]

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Last time I was down thataway Hussong's Cantina was a plank set up between two empty barrels.

I'll give you one guess who emptied those barrels.

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

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Down here in old Meheco when we finish our cerveza we use the empty to get her attention. If it breaks the deposit comes out of her meal allowance.

Last time I was down thataway Hussong's Cantina was a plank set up between two empty barrels.

[Don Bozo el Guapo]

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It's a 'Marriage Baseball Bat' in my family Brother. It only goes back a hundred years or so. Nothing like the great history of your rock.



YIC,
Sayved

Down here in old Meheco when we finish our cerveza we use the empty to get her attention. If it breaks the deposit comes out of her meal allowance.

[Larry Lee]

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What a Godly message, BTB. And so much more edifying than that filth that passed for "humor" in the 80s.

[Daisy Mae Johnson]

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[Pastor Ezekiel]

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I don't know about you guys, but I'm not even married yet and I beat my woman on a regular basis. She's a terrible slut who uses all my money on make up and I have a suspicion that she's cheating on me.

You are a lying sack of excerement. The DOF is looking very closely at you, I can promise.

[Otaxephon]

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I don't know about you guys, but I'm not even married yet and I beat my woman on a regular basis. She's a terrible slut who uses all my money on make up and I have a suspicion that she's cheating on me.

[sinnersbedamned]

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If you were my wife I'd beat you like a rented mule.

STAY OUT OF THE MEN ONLY SECTION!!

Well said brother ezekiel. Only a lesbian whore would attempt to violate a section designated for men.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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I think your mind is the sinful one if any. It's comfortable for men of your religion to blame women. You always blame blame blame, what about your own guilt? Responsibility? Or is everything someone elses fault?

If you were my wife I'd beat you like a rented mule.

STAY OUT OF THE MEN ONLY SECTION!!

[Bummer]

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I'm sorry, but I fail to see anything that could be more loving than a blindly submissive wife, who takes the beating she deserves. I'm not talking about violence here, but a good hard punch in the face every now and then can make the difference between a wife who nags and gossips, and a wife who does everything she's told. My father used to drag my mother around by the hair if she spoke out of turn, and kick her in the head, and they've been happily Married for 56 years. I think that speaks volumes.

See, God doesn't want women to think for themselves - it's our role as husbands to think for them. Didn't the Lord give us men clear authority over our women, to discipline them if they step out of line? I think all women need a good thumping every now and then, to keep their minds pure and their thoughts free from sin. Praise!

I think your mind is the sinful one if any. It's comfortable for men of your religion to blame women. You always blame blame blame, what about your own guilt? Responsibility? Or is everything someone elses fault?

[Repentant Liberal]

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Furthermore, Deut 13:6-10 says

6. If thy brother, the son of thy mother, or thy son, or thy daughter, or the wife of thy bosom, or thy friend, which [is] as thine own soul, entice thee secretly, saying, Let us go and serve other gods, which thou hast not known, thou, nor thy fathers;

7. [Namely], of the gods of the people which [are] round about you, nigh unto thee, or far off from thee, from the [one] end of the earth even unto the [other] end of the earth;

8. Thou shalt not consent unto him, nor hearken unto him; neither shall thine eye pity him, neither shalt thou spare, neither shalt thou conceal him:

9 But thou shalt surely kill him; thine hand shall be first upon him to put him to death, and afterwards the hand of all the people.

10 And thou shalt stone him with stones, that he die; because he hath sought to thrust thee away from the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt, from the house of bondage.

If this is not a clear indication of how to treat those that stray from Him, I don't know what is.