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  • #16
    Re: WHEN CAN I START BEATING ON MY WOMAN ??

    Originally posted by Speed Racer View Post
    Your son-in-law should be in jail and you should be in the loony bin.

    You know, at this point I think even god would agree that you are the one who needs discipline. Could it be true that you are just a female lesbians, masquerading as the holder of a man's role? That would explain everything.

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    • #17
      Re: WHEN CAN I START BEATING ON MY WOMAN ??

      Originally posted by sinnersbedamned View Post
      You know, at this point I think even god would agree that you are the one who needs discipline. Could it be true that you are just a female lesbians, masquerading as the holder of a man's role? That would explain everything.
      1- Don't EVER call me a lesbian
      2- What kind of man needs to hit a woman? A pathetic one.
      3- If any of you think hitting women has made you tough enough to hit ME, you're more than welcome to try. You won't get too far.
      Now that Obama is president I get to watch my wife have one of those black guys he promised her.

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      • #18
        Re: WHEN CAN I START BEATING ON MY WOMAN ??

        Originally posted by Speed Racer View Post
        1- Don't EVER call me a lesbian
        Struck a nerve, have we? Don't worry, there is an ex-homo program here at landover.


        2- What kind of man needs to hit a woman? A pathetic one.
        The provision of discipline is something that is expected by Jesus.

        3- If any of you think hitting women has made you tough enough to hit ME, you're more than welcome to try. You won't get too far.
        I would never tangle with a bulldyke. Jesus has already disciplined you enough, in that respect.

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        • #19
          Re: WHEN CAN I START BEATING ON MY WOMAN ??

          Originally posted by sinnersbedamned View Post
          Struck a nerve, have we? Don't worry, there is an ex-homo program here at landover.
          I am NOT a lesbian you ass-wipe piece of shit! I'm not even a woman! What kind of a stupid fuck can't listen to what is being told to him? You're the one who needs to be beaten, not your wife!
          Now that Obama is president I get to watch my wife have one of those black guys he promised her.

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          • #20
            Re: WHEN CAN I START BEATING ON MY WOMAN ??

            Jesus does not tolerate hateful language such as yours on this website or any other that belongs to him.


            Or maybe your logic is, that since you are already hellbound, that you can't possibly make it any worse?

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            • #21
              Re: WHEN CAN I START BEATING ON MY WOMAN ??

              Originally posted by Sister Noddy View Post
              Well yoooou had better get started right away or Jesus won't be happy, speed boy! My son-in-law slaps me upside the head during the day and paddles my fanny at night because it's the GODLY thing to do, and he's not even my husband!

              You accept abuse from your son-in-law!?
              Now that Obama has won the election there will be big black cock for every white woman!!!

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              • #22
                Re: WHEN CAN I START BEATING ON MY WOMAN ??

                Originally posted by Old Iron Crotch View Post
                You accept abuse from your son-in-law!?
                She's a True Christian(tm) lady, so why shouldn't she?

                And it's NOT ABUSE, OKAY!!
                Who Will Jesus Damn?

                Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                • #23
                  Re: WHEN CAN I START BEATING ON MY WOMAN ??

                  Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                  She's a True Christian™ lady, so why shouldn't she?

                  And it's NOT ABUSE, OKAY!!
                  The abusers always say it's not abuse.
                  Psychos like this need to be locked away where they can't hurt anyone else. If she ever decides she wants to get away from abusers like that, I'll be more than willing to help her. Sadly, you can bring a horse to water but you can't make it drink.
                  Now that Obama is president I get to watch my wife have one of those black guys he promised her.

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                  • #24
                    Re: WHEN CAN I START BEATING ON MY WOMAN ??

                    Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                    She's a True Christian™ lady, so why shouldn't she?

                    And it's NOT ABUSE, OKAY!!

                    It IS abuse, it's NOT okay, and the Nazarene carpenter rabbi you claim to follow would NOT approve.
                    Now that Obama has won the election there will be big black cock for every white woman!!!

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                    • #25
                      Re: WHEN CAN I START BEATING ON MY WOMAN ??

                      WOOOOO RABBIT!
                      I'll Labour night and day to be a RABBIT!

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                      • #26
                        Re: WHEN CAN I START BEATING ON MY WOMAN ??

                        Originally posted by Hateful Bigot View Post
                        The abusers always say it's not abuse.
                        Psychos like this need to be locked away where they can't hurt anyone else. If she ever decides she wants to get away from abusers like that, I'll be more than willing to help her. Sadly, you can bring a horse to water but you can't make it drink.
                        Bigot, you need to spend a little time with the Holy Bible KJV 1611, then come talk to us about what is right and wrong. We are correcting their errors and mistakes with discipline. We are preventing them from walking a path straight to hell.

                        Don't you care about anyone enough to worry about their eternal soul?

                        Originally posted by Old Iron Crotch View Post
                        It IS abuse, it's NOT okay, and the Nazarene carpenter rabbi you claim to follow would NOT approve.
                        Like you are a specialist on what God wants us to do.
                        Gather around so that I can read to you from my book of TRUTH. Genesis thru Revelations....Pick one!

                        Luke 12:5- But I will forewarn you whom ye shall fear: Fear him, which after he hath killed hath power to cast into hell; yea, I say unto you, Fear him.

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                        • #27
                          Re: WHEN CAN I START BEATING ON MY WOMAN ??

                          Crotch what are you doing here ? Vent your spleen on a forum other than this one. We barely tolerate the Ladies of Landover® when they intrude here.

                          Originally posted by Old Iron Crotch View Post
                          It IS abuse, it's NOT okay, and the Nazarene carpenter rabbi you claim to follow would NOT approve.


                          Leviticus 26:27-29

                          27 And if ye will not for all this hearken unto me, but walk contrary unto me;
                          28 Then I will walk contrary unto you also in fury; and I, even I, will chastise you seven times for your sins.
                          29 And ye shall eat the flesh of your sons, and the flesh of your daughters shall ye eat.

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                          • #28
                            Re: WHEN CAN I START BEATING ON MY WOMAN ??

                            So now you are spewing American colloquialisms on our Godly Forum™.

                            Originally posted by Hateful Bigot View Post
                            The abusers always say it's not abuse.
                            Psychos like this need to be locked away where they can't hurt anyone else. If she ever decides she wants to get away from abusers like that, I'll be more than willing to help her. Sadly, you can bring a horse to water but you can't make it drink.


                            Leviticus 26:27-29

                            27 And if ye will not for all this hearken unto me, but walk contrary unto me;
                            28 Then I will walk contrary unto you also in fury; and I, even I, will chastise you seven times for your sins.
                            29 And ye shall eat the flesh of your sons, and the flesh of your daughters shall ye eat.

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                            • #29
                              Re: WHEN CAN I START BEATING ON MY WOMAN ??

                              Originally posted by Ebenezer Wright View Post
                              Bigot, you need to spend a little time with the Holy Bible KJV 1611, then come talk to us about what is right and wrong. We are correcting their errors and mistakes with discipline. We are preventing them from walking a path straight to hell.

                              Don't you care about anyone enough to worry about their eternal soul?
                              I dunno, I kinda think following people like you is the fastest and easiest way to get sent straight to hell. Twist and distort the words of the Bible to support the most horrific ideals I've ever heard of.... God isn't going to be happy with you for this.
                              Now that Obama is president I get to watch my wife have one of those black guys he promised her.

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                              • #30
                                Re: WHEN CAN I START BEATING ON MY WOMAN ??

                                Did anyone bother to ask when the right time to stop beating your woman is?
                                May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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