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  • #76
    Re: WHEN CAN I START BEATING ON MY WOMAN ??

    Your daughters should take the class as well, theyll get in shape and probably already have attempted stripping for upperclassman in school but badly. So maybe this way some nice frat boy can pick them up out of their terribly sheltered and confused world, created by their dillusional father
    .
    Don't take drugs.

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    • #77
      Re: WHEN CAN I START BEATING ON MY WOMAN ??

      Originally posted by hempknight420 View Post
      Your daughters should take the class as well, theyll get in shape and probably already have attempted stripping for upperclassman in school but badly.
      I beg your pardon?! How DARE you suggest our Baptist daughters are second-rate flabby strippers!

      They are first-rate ladies, with not an ounce of dimply cellulite marring their silhouette.
      True Christians are Perfect!

      Signs that you belong to a FALSE Christian Church.

      Persecution You Have Endured for CHRIST: what doesn't kill you makes you stronger in Christ.

      For True Christians™ only: please send me Project Habakkuk updates at gertruderogers@landoverbaptist.net. Thank you.

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      • #78
        Re: WHEN CAN I START BEATING ON MY WOMAN ??

        Originally posted by Mrs. Rogers View Post
        I beg your pardon?! How DARE you suggest our Baptist daughters are second-rate flabby strippers!

        They are first-rate ladies, with not an ounce of dimply cellulite marring their silhouette.
        lol after that you're offended because you thought I implied the daughters were fat? No, I've never seen them but I am saying pole dancing is a form of exercise that is growing quite popular among women young and old.
        Don't take drugs.

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        • #79
          Re: WHEN CAN I START BEATING ON MY WOMAN ??

          Originally posted by hempknight View Post
          I am saying pole dancing is a form of exercise that is growing quite popular among women young and old.
          Young man, I cannot decide if that is a crack about my age, or an invitation to pole dance; you are either being cruel to an old lady, or simply being a slimy little grub. Whatever the case, it is you who will be "pole dancing" during Hell's May Day festival -- with Satan's member as the pole, and you as a ribbon.
          True Christians are Perfect!

          Signs that you belong to a FALSE Christian Church.

          Persecution You Have Endured for CHRIST: what doesn't kill you makes you stronger in Christ.

          For True Christians™ only: please send me Project Habakkuk updates at gertruderogers@landoverbaptist.net. Thank you.

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          • #80
            Re: WHEN CAN I START BEATING ON MY WOMAN ??

            Originally posted by hempknight View Post
            I've never seen them but I am saying pole dancing is a form of exercise that is growing quite popular among women young and old.
            You sick beatnik! Pole dancing to exercise as a Pekingese romping your ankle is to sex. Both are disgusting perversions against GOD!
            Emeritus Professor of the Christ Jesus Chair of Theology at Landover Baptist University.
            "God loves you. Let us arrange for you to meet Him".
            Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6


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            • #81
              Re: WHEN CAN I START BEATING ON MY WOMAN ??

              WOW. You guys are a pathetic excuse for a church. Don't you remember the story of the woman who was to be stoned, but Jesus said "He who has NEVER sined shall throw the first stone." and all the men left. So men, rethink beating women and take Jesus' example (also, we live in the 21st here people, women are capable human beings that God loves just as much as men, they are NOT your playthings or objects or SERVANTS, and no I am NOT GAY).

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              • #82
                Re: WHEN CAN I START BEATING ON MY WOMAN ??

                Originally posted by gjaida View Post
                WOW. You guys are a pathetic excuse for a church. Don't you remember the story of the woman who was to be stoned, but Jesus said "He who has NEVER sined shall throw the first stone." and all the men left. So men, rethink beating women and take Jesus' example (also, we live in the 21st here people, women are capable human beings that God loves just as much as men, they are NOT your playthings or objects or SERVANTS, and no I am NOT GAY).
                You are obviously not a Christian. You show a fundamental misunderstanding of even that simple Scripture.

                Jesus doesn't say that nobody should cast stones.
                He says that he who is without sin may cast stones.

                And friend, he who abides in Jesus Christ is made sinfree (as 1 John 3:5-9 says).
                Thus, Jesus expects True Christians(tm) to cast stones. Glory!

                Now why don't you go do your homework, junior?
                Who Will Jesus Damn?

                Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                • #83
                  Re: WHEN CAN I START BEATING ON MY WOMAN ??

                  Originally posted by hempknight View Post
                  lol after that you're offended because you thought I implied the daughters were fat? No, I've never seen them but I am saying pole dancing is a form of exercise that is growing quite popular among women young and old.
                  Those women should be home taking care of their men and strengthening their families instead of wasting precious time and scarce money on a frivolous pursuit. You can't imagine the times that I've heard women complaining about men having a "midlife" crisis; well this kind of garbage qualifies as the same thing in my mind.

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                  • #84
                    Re: WHEN CAN I START BEATING ON MY WOMAN ??

                    Originally posted by Gunluvr View Post
                    Those women should be home taking care of their men and strengthening their families instead of wasting precious time and scarce money on a frivolous pursuit. You can't imagine the times that I've heard women complaining about men having a "midlife" crisis; well this kind of garbage qualifies as the same thing in my mind.

                    Amen gunluvr.

                    Just out of curiosity. Why do you choose to live in that lesbian infested nest called Decatur, or "dick-hater" Georgia?

                    Nothing but fags, lesbians, and uncivilized nigra's around there.

                    You are not a fag are you? You don't seem like it. The only guns they love squirt semen.
                    1 John 5:3 For this is the love of God, that we keep his commandments: and his commandments are not grievous.

                    God, guns, and guts made America! Lets keep all three!sigpic God bless our troops and damn our enemies.

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                    • #85
                      Re: WHEN CAN I START BEATING ON MY WOMAN ??

                      Originally posted by Gunluvr
                      Those women should be home taking care of their men and strengthening their families instead of wasting precious time and scarce money on a frivolous pursuit. You can't imagine the times that I've heard women complaining about men having a "midlife" crisis; well this kind of garbage qualifies as the same thing in my mind.
                      So in which way a women should be different from a sclave?
                      If i were one of your wifes the first time you touched me, i would have went to the police

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                      • #86
                        Re: WHEN CAN I START BEATING ON MY WOMAN ??

                        Originally posted by ForceAid View Post
                        So in which way a women should be different from a sclave?
                        An eastern European?

                        Sister Talitha

                        Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.


                        HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
                        being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41


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                        • #87
                          Re: WHEN CAN I START BEATING ON MY WOMAN ??

                          Originally posted by Talitha
                          An eastern European?
                          So what, does that make me less human?

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                          • #88
                            Re: WHEN CAN I START BEATING ON MY WOMAN ??

                            Have you read this whole thread, yet? We'll wait while you do.
                            May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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                            • #89
                              Re: WHEN CAN I START BEATING ON MY WOMAN ??

                              Originally posted by ForceAid View Post
                              So what, does that make me less human?
                              That hardly makes you saved. Don't worry, all things are possible through Jesus. With His loving help you to can become a Christian (Republican, American) like us.

                              Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

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                              Time to come clean on Benghazi Mr Obama!

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                              • #90
                                Re: WHEN CAN I START BEATING ON MY WOMAN ??

                                Originally posted by Nobar King
                                Have you read this whole thread, yet? We'll wait while you do.
                                I have read it, and it still don't get it, please use the quote function
                                Originally posted by Bobby-Joe
                                Don't worry, all things are possible through Jesus

                                Threw Jesus? you probably meant threw.
                                Do you need a little grammar lesson ? It's hard to make your point when you can't write properly.

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