[Otaxephon]

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I don't know about you guys, but I'm not even married yet and I beat my woman on a regular basis. She's a terrible slut who uses all my money on make up and I have a suspicion that she's cheating on me.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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I don't know about you guys, but I'm not even married yet and I beat my woman on a regular basis. She's a terrible slut who uses all my money on make up and I have a suspicion that she's cheating on me.

You are a lying sack of excerement. The DOF is looking very closely at you, I can promise.

[Daisy Mae Johnson]

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[Larry Lee]

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What a Godly message, BTB. And so much more edifying than that filth that passed for "humor" in the 80s.

[Don Bozo el Guapo]

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It's a 'Marriage Baseball Bat' in my family Brother. It only goes back a hundred years or so. Nothing like the great history of your rock.



YIC,
Sayved

Down here in old Meheco when we finish our cerveza we use the empty to get her attention. If it breaks the deposit comes out of her meal allowance.

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

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Down here in old Meheco when we finish our cerveza we use the empty to get her attention. If it breaks the deposit comes out of her meal allowance.

Last time I was down thataway Hussong's Cantina was a plank set up between two empty barrels.

[Don Bozo el Guapo]

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Last time I was down thataway Hussong's Cantina was a plank set up between two empty barrels.

I'll give you one guess who emptied those barrels.

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

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I'll give you one guess who emptied those barrels.

Pancho Villa. He bought me a drink.

[Don Bozo el Guapo]

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Pancho Villa. He bought me a drink.

You must have been a lot cuter back then.

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

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You must have been a lot cuter back then.

Well, it was really my grandfather who had ridden over to west Texas to find some Mex horse-thieves to hang. I heard it was pretty friendly. Villa had his hand on this old Remington cap-and-ball Navy, and Grandpappy was sorta holding his .45 Cavalry, and was tradin' compliments with Villa and three of four other greasy beaners while the bar tender translated. Villa welcomed Pap to Ensenada with a nice speech. Pap didn't remember it all, 'cause those people talk almost as fast as they steal, but there was the usual tu madre, and puta...you know, the usual 'keys to he city' speech in mex.

Pap told the bartender to thank the little midget and tell him he was the ugliest excuse for a two-legged mule Pap has ever seen since injuns started piffleing buffalo, and was he in the mood to be strung up since he was probably guilty of something anyway.

Anyway, the bartender was one of those people who sweat a lot, but after he finished translating, Pancho smiled with both his teeth, tossed a silver peso on the bar for pap's drink and rode off.

Pap took a bath in the ocean so's he could say he done it, and the boys went home with only a couple Pima and Apache scalps to show for it.

I had to sell Pap's gun last year to pay my tithe, but I have pictures of it.

[Don Bozo el Guapo]

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Well, it was really my grandfather who had ridden over to west Texas to find some Mex horse-thieves to hang. I heard it was pretty friendly. Villa had his hand on this old Remington cap-and-ball Navy, and Grandpappy was sorta holding his .45 Cavalry, and was tradin' compliments with Villa and three of four other greasy beaners while the bar tender translated. Villa welcomed Pap to Ensenada with a nice speech. Pap didn't remember it all, 'cause those people talk almost as fast as they steal, but there was the usual tu madre, and puta...you know, the usual 'keys to he city' speech in mex.

Pap told the bartender to thank the little midget and tell him he was the ugliest excuse for a two-legged mule Pap has ever seen since injuns started piffleing buffalo, and was he in the mood to be strung up since he was probably guilty of something anyway.

Anyway, the bartender was one of those people who sweat a lot, but after he finished translating, Pancho smiled with both his teeth, tossed a silver peso on the bar for pap's drink and rode off.

Pap took a bath in the ocean so's he could say he done it, and the boys went home with only a couple Pima and Apache scalps to show for it.

I had to sell Pap's gun last year to pay my tithe, but I have pictures of it.

Great story, thanks for clearing that up. I just couldent keep a cerveza down tryin to get my mind around the thought that you might have at one time been cute. God bless and keep you seperate.

[Gunluvr]

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I'm sorry, but I fail to see anything that could be more loving than a blindly submissive wife, who takes the beating she deserves. I'm not talking about violence here, but a good hard punch in the face every now and then can make the difference between a wife who nags and gossips, and a wife who does everything she's told. My father used to drag my mother around by the hair if she spoke out of turn, and kick her in the head, and they've been happily Married for 56 years. I think that speaks volumes.

See, God doesn't want women to think for themselves - it's our role as husbands to think for them. Didn't the Lord give us men clear authority over our women, to discipline them if they step out of line? I think all women need a good thumping every now and then, to keep their minds pure and their thoughts free from sin. Praise!

Amen Brother Percy; he did give us authority and dominion over the earth, it's animals and our families(paterfamilias), it's unfortunate that the vast majority of modern males have abrogated this authority in the face of secular laws and educational institutions that preach and indoctrinate our male youth with "progressive" ideas of equality.

As I've gotten older(I'm 41), I've come to the conclusion that not everyone is created equally and I don't mean racially; I mean intellect and common sense wise and as such need to be told what to do, often for their own good; this is especially the case with our wives and girlfriends. They need consistent and vigilant guidance from their men to keep them straight and on the righteous path otherwise they will stray and understandably so.

A very good example of this concept is my sister, whom I dearly love as my sister but she is in dire need of discipline by her husband who either can't or won't set her straight as to what her place is as a married woman. She came to Atlanta last weekend from Dallas on what I can only term as a weekend getaway with an old high school friend of hers. Now I can only guess what kind of wicked undertakings and activities they were out doing but they apparently had signed up for "pole dancing" classes. I didn't even know such classes existed outside of strip clubs but apparently some wicked minded women actually pay to learn how to tempt godly and righteous men with their gyrating bodies.

Next summer, my daughters are supposed to be going out to Texas and spend the summer with her; however after this occurrence I don't know if I want them exposed to the corrupting influence of their aunt. Am I wrong?

[SayvedByTheLord]

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Next summer, my daughters are supposed to be going out to Texas and spend the summer with her; however after this occurrence I don't know if I want them exposed to the corrupting influence of their aunt. Am I wrong?

Welcome to our Godly Forum™ Brother Gunluvr. You are absolutely right in protecting your daughters from this menace. Did your sister happen to make any videos of this activity that we can review ?

[Gunluvr]

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I don't know if she did; I'll find out but it's been my experience that attention seeking female exhibitionists want a video record of their vile and wicked activities for later viewing and displays in order to tempt righteous and faithful men like ourselves.

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

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I don't know if she did; I'll find out but it's been my experience that attention seeking female exhibitionists want a video record of their vile and wicked activities for later viewing and displays in order to tempt righteous and faithful men like ourselves.

The first thing you can do is make sure your girls are packing proper firearms on their trip. Then, you ought to tell me of the aunt is a God-Fearing Texan (as is proper) or if she is a forty-something widow-woman with a nice ranch...in which case I might have to go interview her in person.