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  • James Hutchins
    True Christian™
    Just a Regular Nice Guy
     
    • Jun 2009
    • 29453
    #406
    Re: WHEN CAN I START BEATING ON MY WOMAN ??

    A little disciplining is good for her soul, it cleanses the errors of her ways. Not a session goes by where my Missus is not sobbing with gratitude. Sometime, the crying goes on for days, except when the doc wires her mouth shut.
    Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
    Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
    Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
    Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
    Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
    Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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      • Pastor Ezekiel
        Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
         
        • Sep 2006
        • 78555
        #407
        Re: WHEN CAN I START BEATING ON MY WOMAN ??

        Originally posted by Stockingluver View Post
        is this thread for real? if you beat a woman, you should be jailed and castrated
        Well, I think you should be beaten for demanding that I be jailed and castrated.

        And Jesus agrees with me.
        Who Will Jesus Damn?

        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

        Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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          • Exhumed
            Unsaved trash
            Under Investigation
            • Jun 2009
            • 9
            #408
            Re: WHEN CAN I START BEATING ON MY WOMAN ??

            Jesus can't agree with you because he is DEAD.

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              • Ezekiel Bathfire
                Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
                Christ's Rottweiler
                 
                • Jan 2008
                • 22880
                #409
                Re: WHEN CAN I START BEATING ON MY WOMAN ??

                Originally posted by Exhumed View Post
                Jesus can't agree with you because he is DEAD.
                No, my friend, Jesus lives - He lives in our hearts and in Heaven.
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                “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

                Author of such illuminating essays as,
                Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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                  • Non-believing She-male
                    Confirmed Enemy of God
                    • Jun 2009
                    • 193
                    #410
                    Re: WHEN CAN I START BEATING ON MY WOMAN ??

                    That's disgusting!

                    No "man" should have to beat his woman! If you do that, you aren't a man, you're some kind of disgusting pig!

                    I hope your wife carries mace around you people and that she doesn't hesitate to use it on you!

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                      • Bobby-Joe
                        Landover Security Superviser
                        Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert
                        NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
                        True Christian™
                        • Sep 2006
                        • 18405
                        #411
                        Re: WHEN CAN I START BEATING ON MY WOMAN ??

                        Originally posted by Non-believing Gurl View Post
                        I hope your wife carries mace around you people and that she doesn't hesitate to use it on you!
                        Is this how you atheists conduct your personal relationships; threw threats of instant violence? So does the atheist man carry a firearm ready to use it without hesitation to us? Is this what atheist "love" looks like?

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                          • Non-believing She-male
                            Confirmed Enemy of God
                            • Jun 2009
                            • 193
                            #412
                            Re: WHEN CAN I START BEATING ON MY WOMAN ??

                            Originally posted by Bobby-Joe View Post
                            Is this how you atheists conduct your personal relationships; threw threats of instant violence? So does the atheist man carry a firearm ready to use it without hesitation to us? Is this what atheist "love" looks like?
                            Love doesn't look like a man beating his wife. However, if you are a woman who insists on staying with an abuser like that, you have the right to protect yourself.

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                              • Jim Machado
                                Confirmed Enemy of God
                                • Jun 2009
                                • 9
                                #413
                                Re: WHEN CAN I START BEATING ON MY WOMAN ??

                                Originally posted by Non-believing Gurl View Post
                                Love doesn't look like a man beating his wife. However, if you are a woman who insists on staying with an abuser like that, you have the right to protect yourself.
                                dude, don't you realize this forum is awesome? These guys believes all this.

                                Landover Baptist Church - Wikipedia
                                http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Landover_Baptist_Church&oldid=173411728


                                no point in arguing you lifeless idiot

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                                  • lord warrior
                                    Confirmed Enemy of God
                                    • Sep 2007
                                    • 406
                                    #414
                                    Re: WHEN CAN I START BEATING ON MY WOMAN ??

                                    Originally posted by Non-believing Gurl View Post
                                    That's disgusting!

                                    No "man" should have to beat his woman! If you do that, you aren't a man, you're some kind of disgusting pig!

                                    I hope your wife carries mace around you people and that she doesn't hesitate to use it on you!
                                    What's disgusting about givin a women the beating she deserves. Just like the kids. When either one of them get out of line, or start to get mouthy, a good slap will do wonders for there disposition.

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                                      • Tertius The Scribe
                                        True Christian™
                                        True Christian™
                                        • May 2009
                                        • 452
                                        #415
                                        Re: WHEN CAN I START BEATING ON MY WOMAN ??

                                        Originally posted by Jim Machado View Post
                                        dude, don't you realize this forum is just a huge joke? none of this guys believes any of these bullshits.

                                        Landover Baptist Church - Wikipedia
                                        http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Landover_Baptist_Church&oldid=173411728


                                        no point in arguing with this lifeless idiots
                                        Don't make me laugh!

                                        You actually think Satan's Playground (Wikipedia) is a useful resource?

                                        Go troll somewhere else with your corruptible spew, God-mocker. We here at the Landover forums have the objective, unchangeable Word Of God (The AV1611 KJV Bible) backing us!

                                        Proverbs 23:14- "Thou shalt beat him with the rod, and shalt deliver his soul from hell."

                                        All Unsaved Trash: Read this before posting.

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                                          • God Made Cannabis
                                            Unsaved trash
                                            Under Investigation
                                            • Jun 2009
                                            • 1
                                            #416
                                            Re: WHEN CAN I START BEATING ON MY WOMAN ??

                                            You are all horrible people, disciplining your wife should never be physical, sure a spanking but never actual punches. But thats me being a perverted liberal communist.

                                            The only reason you "want" to be able to beat her is most likely a caused result in never having control in your life. Insecure homie

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