[Pastor Billy-Reuben]

Re: WHEN CAN I START BEATING ON MY WOMAN ??

Okay, okay just to let you know that I'm really confused by all of your conversation on beating women.

Friend, we aren't talking about a man beating his wife for fun or because she makes him mad. We are talking about delivering beatings to drive foolishness from her and making her a better servant to the Lord, like the Bible says. The relevant passages have all been quoted in this thread several times, but I can cite them for you again if you need me to.

What really bothers me about your post is your seeming admiration for Hitler. You aren't a Nazi or a Catholic, are you?

Pastor Billy-Reuben

[James Hutchins]

Re: WHEN CAN I START BEATING ON MY WOMAN ??

I've been having a problem. I regularly correct my wife. At times, she has the audacity to complain when doing the chores that my corrections were mean (ridiculous, I love her) and have left her sore, making the work more difficult. So I have been correcting her further. What about how I feel? She just does not seem to care, she just goes on wimpering, sometimes just a laying on the floor.
Thing is, it makes me mighty tired doing this all the time. What do you suggest I do to make me not so tired? I am quite concerned.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: WHEN CAN I START BEATING ON MY WOMAN ??

You do not belong here. Your Blasphemy is that of a cultist point of view. Jesus is up in Heaven beside God, not in Space sending you messages through Radio waves.

Remember, If he tells you to kill or sacrifice anything do not do it, seek help.

Why don't you pick on somebody your own size, hatemonger? You owe Mr. H an apology!

[Shepard John]

Re: WHEN CAN I START BEATING ON MY WOMAN ??

I speak clear words which Spaceship Jesus transmits to me via radio waves into my cerebral cortex.

You do not belong here. Your Blasphemy is that of a cultist point of view. Jesus is up in Heaven beside God, not in Space sending you messages through Radio waves.

Remember, If he tells you to kill or sacrifice anything do not do it, seek help.

[Mad Prophet Helmholtz]

Re: WHEN CAN I START BEATING ON MY WOMAN ??

My friend you have done some really really GOOD acid.

My friend, I admit I have consumed acid (and shrooms and mescaline and peyote) in copious amounts in the years 1965-1974, but since then I have been clean and sober, so you cannot attribute my prophecies to a mere "acid trip".

I speak clear words which Spaceship Jesus transmits to me via radio waves into my cerebral cortex.

[Shepard John]

Re: WHEN CAN I START BEATING ON MY WOMAN ??

You are only allowed to strike her if she has sinned.

If she pisses you off I don't recommend you hit her, you can of course restrict her freedom and or physiological harm her. Physical Abuse is only tolerated when she has sinned, That is what Discipline is. How you are phrasing it, it sounds more like Revenge for making you angry by hurting her. Revenge is a sin on its on.

[ZuluWarrior]

Re: WHEN CAN I START BEATING ON MY WOMAN ??

My friend you have done some really really GOOD acid.

[Mad Prophet Helmholtz]

Re: WHEN CAN I START BEATING ON MY WOMAN ??

You're going to need to tell us more about the ghost shark. I'm not really sure how that fits into the Bible.

Nobar, my good brother, Ghost Shark does not appear in the Bible, but It is a servant of Satan.

Read the complete scoop here: http://www.spaceshipjesus.com/index.php?topic=17.0

This link will spout out such gems as: Ghost Shark comes from the 666th planet orbiting the star KULLAT NUNU (which means Fish in Akkadian) in the constellation Pisces (which means Fish as well). 666 million years ago, SPACESHIP JESUS ARRIVED to that planet only to find a massive watery planet full of PSYCHIC SHARKS THAT LIVED IN GIGANTIC UNDERSEA MOTELS and practiced 5,000 YEAR LONG BISEXUAL ORGIES for the sharks of this planet are HERMAPHRODITES.

Really, there is much more to it than just that and I suggest you study his nefarious ways for your own protection!

And yes, Brother Bessemer, I'm VERY ENTHUSIASTIC!!!

PRAISE BE SPACESHIP JESUS!!!

[Professor Bessemer]

Re: WHEN CAN I START BEATING ON MY WOMAN ??

I had the pleasure of clicking on his website link at the bottom of his signature. I will say this, he is very enthusiastic.

[Nobar King]

Re: WHEN CAN I START BEATING ON MY WOMAN ??

You're going to need to tell us more about the ghost shark. I'm not really sure how that fits into the Bible.

[Mad Prophet Helmholtz]

Re: WHEN CAN I START BEATING ON MY WOMAN ??

Why do these "people" come from all over the four corners of the internet to come to this page and defame Landover's good name over something as simple and harmless as administring some needed discipline to a naughty wife?

I am beginning to suspect that this influx of "people" is not really made up of human beings at all, rather the coordinated efforts of ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE PROGRAMS SENT BY AMERICAN DAIRY ASSOCIATION-HOMOSEXUAL AGENDA ALLIANCE to besmirch the heterosexual white male into becoming a SLAVE TO OBAMAIST-SOTOMAYER NEW WORLD ORDER WITH THE SUPPORT OF GEORGE MICHAEL FAN CLUB AND 65 MILLION YEAR OLD ALIEN GHOST SHARK CONNECTIONS.

[Nobar King]

Re: WHEN CAN I START BEATING ON MY WOMAN ??

[QUOTE]What kind of pussy of a man would beat his wife?[/QUOTE]What kind of a pussy of a man are you to submit to your wife's demands?

[peacelovegod]

Re: WHEN CAN I START BEATING ON MY WOMAN ??

Well, in many states and foreign countries it is illegal for a retarded person to have any kind of sex at all, even if they are married, unless the other person is also retarded. Where do you live? Is your wife also retarded?

no she is not retarded. and its not illegal to have sex. how would our generation go on then

[Professor Bessemer]

Re: WHEN CAN I START BEATING ON MY WOMAN ??

well my wife wont have sex with me and we have been married for 2 weeks now she says that she is waiting for the perfect night but i dont want to wait i waited till we were married and still nothing. so can i beat her till she says yes. or can i force my self on her?

Well, in many states and foreign countries it is illegal for a retarded person to have any kind of sex at all, even if they are married, unless the other person is also retarded. Where do you live? Is your wife also retarded?

[peacelovegod]

Re: WHEN CAN I START BEATING ON MY WOMAN ??

well my wife wont have sex with me and we have been married for 2 weeks now she says that she is waiting for the perfect night but i dont want to wait i waited till we were married and still nothing. so can i beat her till she says yes. or can i force my self on her?