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  • D33pdivine
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    • May 2009
    • 4

    #346
    Re: WHEN CAN I START BEATING ON MY WOMAN ??

    I think you need your head examined. And your girl needs to RUN.



    Explain the Dinosaurs, Idiots.

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    • tr8484
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      #347
      Re: WHEN CAN I START BEATING ON MY WOMAN ??

      Originally posted by Nobar King View Post
      So, why did you write that you would beat her to an inch of her death? That doesn't sound quite dead, to me.
      Read my entire sentence, please.

      Originally posted by tr8484 View Post
      I am so ready to beat the crap out of my wife until she's an inch from death, then burying her body in the yard in the name of Jesus when she inevitably dies from internal injuries due to my abuse!

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      • Ezekiel Bathfire
        Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
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        • Jan 2008
        • 22879

        #348
        Re: WHEN CAN I START BEATING ON MY WOMAN ??

        You're weird.
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        • Nobar King
          Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
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          • Sep 2007
          • 23748

          #349
          Re: WHEN CAN I START BEATING ON MY WOMAN ??

          Yes, very weird. Did you take out a life-insurance policy on her before or after you came up with this scheme?
          May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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          • StillStanding
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            • May 2009
            • 8

            #350
            Re: WHEN CAN I START BEATING ON MY WOMAN ??

            Okay, okay just to let you know that I'm really confused by all of your conversation on beating women.

            I read the Bible and I believe the Bible I read is the same Bible you read, the King James Bible.

            Now with all due respect I do not believe that Hitler himself beat his lady, he was very respectful towards women because they were the bearers of the future and how can a woman be a bearer of a man's seed if she's beaten beyond repair?

            Now before you get all upset at me for saying all this, I have indeed read your rules, laws, regulations and I'm being completely respectful in saying this but this reminds me of the rule of Hiter. (Your church in its entirety does at least) and why do I say this? Because Hitler hated the Jews, Hitler sterilized the sub-standard humans and Hitler well basically ruled Germany with an Iron Thumb as it seems you all rule your church.

            I believe some of the terms of your rules and regulations are really a bit unrealistic (for example having to bring a visitor a week or else face the consequences) in the Bible I read (the King James Bible) God is a God of love and not fear.

            When I have heard the song, that we are a peculiar people I had not realized to what extent some people would bring this matter, and to further go on please show me in the Bible with scriptures that it states it is alright to beat a woman.

            It sounds like to me the gentleman (which I really choke on that word where he is concerned or from the sounds of it any of you men are concerned) is simply looking for an excuse to beat his woman, and if I were her I would most certainly not marry this man but stay single for the rest of my life.

            The one that talks about killing his wife, well honestly that breaks the ten commandments right there, "Thou Shalt Not Kill".

            But in the scriptures I have read it says, and I will qoute you the scriptures verbatim using the passages of scriptures where they are located so that you yourself might be able to look upon the passages.

            #1: "The two become one: "For this cause shall a man leave his father and mother, and shall be joined unto his wife, and they two shall be one flesh" (Eph. 5:31)"


            Yes ladies and gentleman that means to leave your fathers and mothers to become a husband and wife to each other, to become ONE flesh as God Himself is One.


            It says in Exodus:21:22


            22 "If men who are fighting hit a pregnant woman and she gives birth prematurely but there is no serious injury, the offender must be fined whatever the woman's husband demands and the court allows.

            23 But if there is serious injury, you are to take life for life,

            24 eye for eye, tooth for tooth, hand for hand, foot for foot,

            25 burn for burn, wound for wound, bruise for bruise.

            But there is no where in that book that states a husband is allowed to beat a wife. No where.

            I'm sorry gentleman but I'm really about to lay it upon you in more ways than one here:

            I Corinthians11:3-10; 11:13-15

            "3But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

            4Every man praying or prophesying, having his head covered, dishonoureth his head.

            5But every woman that prayeth or prophesieth with her head uncovered dishonoureth her head: for that is even all one as if she were shaven.

            6For if the woman be not covered, let her also be shorn: but if it be a shame for a woman to be shorn or shaven, let her be covered.

            7For a man indeed ought not to cover his head, forasmuch as he is the image and glory of God: but the woman is the glory of the man.

            8For the man is not of the woman: but the woman of the man.

            9Neither was the man created for the woman; but the woman for the man. 10For this cause ought the woman to have power on her head because of the angels. "

            13Judge in yourselves: is it comely that a woman pray unto God uncovered?

            14Doth not even nature itself teach you, that, if a man have long hair, it is a shame unto him?

            15But if a woman have long hair, it is a glory to her: for her hair is given her for a covering.

            You know it says that women are a glory, and if a woman is allowed to shine bright and be what she is supposed to be which is a "HelpMate" not a slave, then she will cause her husband to shine.

            Furthermore it shows that a woman's hair is her glory and her power because of the angels and that a woman is to have long hair and that if a man have long hair it is a shame for him?

            It says it in the scripture.

            It also says that a man is not to wear that which pertaineth to a woman and a woman that which pertaineth to a man so a woman is not allowed to wear pants, not is a man allowed to wear dresses.

            Furthermore going back to the subject (Sorry I'm terrible about jumping from subject to subject).

            In Genesis 2:23 we read: "And Adam said, this is now bone of my bones, and flesh of my flesh: she shall be called Woman, because she was taken out of Man."


            So the fact that woman was created from the man as a matter of fact the rib that was taken from his side is in an indication that a woman should be beside the man, not behind nor in front of him but at his side so that he could be her protector.


            "Husbands, love your wives, even as Christ also loved the church, and gave Himself for it [her]" (Eph. 5:25)


            God loves us through His Self-Sacrifice, so it would seem to me that if God commanded the husbands to love the wives as He loves them then would it not behoove the husband to also be loving, self-sacrificing, protectors and if necessary to give their lives as God gave His life for them also?


            "So ought men to love their wives as their own bodies. He that loves his wife loves himself" (Eph. 5:28).


            Now to be honest here, I do not see any of you gentleman talking about bringing a beat down upon yourselves for your own indescretions, so you must love yourselves an awful lot to not punish yourselves for your own misdeeds and yes you do have misdeeds because while in our flesh, we are not perfect and there was only one perfect man and that was Jesus who was made perfect through the Holy Ghost.


            “He who finds a wife finds a good thing” [Prov. 18:22]. “Rejoice with the wife of your youth” [Prov. 5:18].


            It says that he who finds a wife, finds a good thing not an object, property or a beating post. And it also says to rejoice with the wife of your youth, not beat her down but only a little because she's pregnant.


            I Peter 3:7-12


            7Likewise, ye husbands, dwell with them according to knowledge, giving honour unto the wife, as unto the weaker vessel, and as being heirs together of the grace of life; that your prayers be not hindered.

            It looks like to me here it says that you are to honor your wives, so that your prayers may not be hindered.


            8Finally, be ye all of one mind, having compassion one of another, love as brethren, be pitiful, be courteous:

            9Not rendering evil for evil, or railing for railing: but contrariwise blessing; knowing that ye are thereunto called, that ye should inherit a blessing.

            10For he that will love life, and see good days, let him refrain his tongue from evil, and his lips that they speak no guile:

            11Let him eschew evil, and do good; let him seek peace, and ensue it.

            12For the eyes of the Lord are over the righteous, and his ears are open unto their prayers: but the face of the Lord is against them that do evil.

            Looks like you gentleman have some studying to do.

            Ephesians 5:20-33

            20Giving thanks always for all things unto God and the Father in the name of our Lord Jesus Christ;


            21 Submitting yourselves one to another in the fear of God.

            22 Wives, submit yourselves unto your own husbands, as unto the Lord.

            23 For the husband is the head of the wife, even as Christ is the head of the church: and he is the saviour of the body.

            24 Therefore as the church is subject unto Christ, so let the wives be to their own husbands in every thing.

            25 Husbands, love your wives, even as Christ also loved the church, and gave himself for it;

            26 That he might sanctify and cleanse it with the washing of water by the word,

            27 That he might present it to himself a glorious church, not having spot, or wrinkle, or any such thing; but that it should be holy and without blemish.

            28 So ought men to love their wives as their own bodies. He that loveth his wife loveth himself.

            29 For no man ever yet hated his own flesh; but nourisheth and cherisheth it, even as the Lord the church:

            30 For we are members of his body, of his flesh, and of his bones.

            31 For this cause shall a man leave his father and mother, and shall be joined unto his wife, and they two shall be one flesh.

            32 This is a great mystery: but I speak concerning Christ and the church.
            33Nevertheless let every one of you in particular so love his wife even as himself; and the wife see that she reverence her husband.

            Remember do not be mad at the messenger, because I'm just laying out scriptures for you to look at from the Word of God which I hold dearly to my heart.

            Furthermore it does state that if a woman and a man divorce unless on grounds of adultery, that they cannot remarry or unless the husband/wife die.

            And furthermore in reading your laws I have noticed that you allow your men, widows and single 65 to read porn does that not fall under the laws of lust, fornication and adultery?

            I think that it should not fall under any age, or marriage status nor gender. Yes, I have scriptures for this also that state this is wrong on all categories:

            Mortify therefore your members which are upon the earth; fornication, uncleanness, inordinate affection, evil concupiscence, and covetousness, which is idolatry: Colossians 3:5


            Whosoever looketh on a woman to lust after her hath committed adultery with her already in his heart. And if thy right eye offend thee, pluck it out, and cast it from thee: for it is profitable for thee that one of thy members should perish, and not that thy whole body should be cast into hell. And if thy right hand offend thee, cut it off. Matthew 5:28 – 30


            And he saith unto them, Whosoever shall put away his wife, and marry another, committeth adultery against her. And if a woman shall put away her husband, and be married to another, she committeth adultery. Mark 10:11-12


            Mark 7:20-24

            20And he said, That which cometh out of the man, that defileth the man.


            21For from within, out of the heart of men, proceed evil thoughts, adulteries, fornications, murders,

            22Thefts, covetousness, wickedness, deceit, lasciviousness, an evil eye, blasphemy, pride, foolishness:

            23All these evil things come from within, and defile the man.
            24And from thence he arose, and went into the borders of Tyre and Sidon, and entered into an house, and would have no man know it: but he could not be hid.



            So with all the respect I have within myself, I can see that a good many of the Bible's laws have been broken here.


            Oh yeah and with respect to the Jews, you're bringing a terrible curse down upon yourselves by hating them BECAUSE it says in the Bible:


            Deuternomy 14:2


            2For thou art an holy people unto the LORD thy God, and the LORD hath chosen thee to be a peculiar people unto himself, above all the nations that are upon the earth.

            And God made a covenant with Abraham who IS the Father of Israel, God Himself made this Covenant and when God makes a covenant with someone God does not break His covenant just to convenience someone elses belief.

            Genesis 12:1-3


            1Now the LORD had said unto Abram, Get thee out of thy country, and from thy kindred, and from thy father's house, unto a land that I will shew thee:

            2And I will make of thee a great nation, and I will bless thee, and make thy name great; and thou shalt be a blessing: 3And I will bless them that bless thee, and curse him that curseth thee: and in thee shall all families of the earth be blessed.

            Genesis 17: 7-8

            7And I will establish my covenant between me and thee and thy seed after thee in their generations for an everlasting covenant, to be a God unto thee, and to thy seed after thee.

            8And I will give unto thee, and to thy seed after thee, the land wherein thou art a stranger, all the land of Canaan, for an everlasting possession; and I will be their God. 9And God said unto Abraham, Thou shalt keep my covenant therefore, thou, and thy seed after thee in their generations

            Oh yes, despite the Jewish people crucifying Jesus Christ, They are the chosen people of God, they have a covenant between God and themselves and that anyone that curses these people, they themselves will be cursed, but those that rise up and bless these people will they themselves be blessed. It's not my law, my word it's the Word of God.

            Oh yeah another thing, guy that is railing on about the whole homophobic thing, you really need to read your scriptures too:

            God is a God of love and forgiveness, God is a God of Compassion not desiring for anyone to be lost but that ALL should come to repentance. God loves the sinner but not the sin, all should remember that at one time you were all sinners saved by Grace, not by your own works which are as filthy rags in the sight of the Lord.

            And the scriptures say:

            Leviticus 18:22-23


            22Thou shalt not lie with mankind, as with womankind: it is abomination.

            23Neither shalt thou lie with any beast to defile thyself therewith: neither shall any woman stand before a beast to lie down thereto: it is confusion.

            Furthermore the Bible does not say anywhere (For the man that beat his wife because she had fun with the shower) in the Bible that it is a sin to masterbate, the sin falls in what she or he is lusting after while they are doing it.

            So therefore it's not the act but the one thought of, that causes it to be bad.

            And furthermore The Bible states you are not to wear any outward adorning

            I Peter 3:3

            3 Whose adorning let it not be that outward adorning of plaiting the hair, and of wearing of gold, or of putting on of apparel.

            I Timothy 2:7-10

            7Whereunto I am ordained a preacher, and an apostle, (I speak the truth in Christ, and lie not a teacher of the Gentiles in faith and verity.

            8I will therefore that men pray every where, lifting up holy hands, without wrath and doubting.

            9In like manner also, that women adorn themselves in modest apparel, with shamefacedness and sobriety; not with broided hair, or gold, or pearls, or costly array;

            10But (which becometh women professing godliness) with good works.


            And furthermore your doctorine of Salvation is faulty and incomplete:

            The Bible Says: about there being only ONE God and about being baptized In Jesus Name for your salvation: Deuteronomy 6:4 "Hear O Israel: The Lord Our God Is One Lord"

            "One key to understanding the identity of God is to understand the simple concepts of flesh and spirit.

            1 Timothy 3:16 And without controversy great is the mystery of godliness: God was manifest in the flesh, justified in the Spirit, seen of angels, preached unto the Gentiles, believed on in the world, received up into glory.

            Though we humans (created in God's image) have body, soul and spirit we are not each "three separate persons". Though God manifested Himself as "Father, Son, and Holy Ghost" he is not "three separate persons". When society finds someone who is three separate persons do they not lock them up or medicate them (for their protection and protection of society). God is NOT three separate persons!

            Allow me to submit to you some foundational truths that I will document from scripture and then use to make my point.

            1) God is a Spirit.

            John 4:24 God [is] a Spirit: and they that worship him must worship [him] in spirit and in truth.

            2) God is holy.

            I Samuel 2:2 [There is] none holy as the LORD: for [there is] none beside thee: neither [is there] any rock like our God.

            3) God is a "Holy Spirit".

            4) Jesus is the "Spirit of truth"

            John 14:6 Jesus saith unto him, I am the way, the truth, and the life: no man cometh unto the Father, but by me.

            5) Jesus was "dwelling with them" and promised to be "in them".

            John 14:17 [Even] the Spirit of truth; whom the world cannot receive, because it seeth him not, neither knoweth him: but ye know him; for he dwelleth with you, and shall be in you.

            6) The "comforter" is the "Spirit of Christ"

            John 14:18 I will not leave you comfortless: I will come to you.

            7) The "Spirit of Christ" is the "Holy Spirit" is the "Spirit of Truth"

            John 14:26 But the Comforter, [which is] the Holy Ghost, whom the
            Father will send in my name, he shall teach you all things, and bring all things to your remembrance, whatsoever I have said unto you.

            8) The Spirit of God visited His creation robed in flesh as the "Son".

            I Timothy 3:16 And without controversy great is the mystery of godliness: God was manifest in the flesh, justified in the Spirit, seen of angels, preached unto the Gentiles, believed on in the world, received up into glory.

            9) The fullness of God is in Jesus Christ

            Colossians 2:9 For in him dwelleth all the fulness of the Godhead bodily.
            Colossians 2:10 And ye are complete in him, which is the head of all principality and power:

            10) Jesus IS the "everlasting Father".

            Isaiah 9:6 For unto us a child is born, unto us a son is given: and the government shall be upon his shoulder: and his name shall be called Wonderful, Counsellor, The mighty God, The everlasting Father, The Prince of Peace.

            11) Those who believe that Jesus is a "separate person" from the "Father" don't really know Jesus at all.

            John 14:9 Jesus saith unto him, Have I been so long time with you, and yet hast thou not known me, Philip? he that hath seen me hath seen the Father; and how sayest thou [then], Shew us the Father?

            We know that Peter was given the keys to the kingdom.

            Matthew 16:19 And I will give unto thee the keys of the kingdom of heaven: and whatsoever thou shalt bind on earth shall be bound in heaven: and whatsoever thou shalt loose on earth shall be loosed in heaven.

            Peter used those keys from Jesus to unlock the kingdom of heaven. I really believe that those who think they can reject Peter without rejecting Jesus are not being honest with themselves or others.

            Acts 2:38 Then Peter said unto them, Repent, and be baptized every one of you in the name of Jesus Christ for the remission of sins, and ye shall receive the gift of the Holy Ghost.
            39 For the promise is unto you, and to your children, and to all that are afar off, even as many as the Lord our God shall call.
            40 And with many other words did he testify and exhort, saying, Save yourselves from this untoward generation.
            41 Then they that gladly received his word were baptized: and the same day there were added unto them about three thousand souls.

            Three thousand people baptised in Jesus Name hundreds of years before the trinity baptism was even invented by polytheists.

            Is not the safe path the Bible path?"

            And it does say to be careful about preaching ANY other gospel except that which is in the Bible, that verse and scripture is: Galations 1:6-12

            6I marvel that ye are so soon removed from him that called you into the grace of Christ unto another gospel:


            7Which is not another; but there be some that trouble you, and would pervert the gospel of Christ.

            8But though we, or an angel from heaven, preach any other gospel unto you than that which we have preached unto you, let him be accursed.

            9As we said before, so say I now again, if any man preach any other gospel unto you than that ye have received, let him be accursed.

            10For do I now persuade men, or God? or do I seek to please men? for if I yet pleased men, I should not be the servant of Christ.

            11But I certify you, brethren, that the gospel which was preached of me is not after man.
            12For I neither received it of man, neither was I taught it, but by the revelation of Jesus Christ.

            This is the Word of the Lord
            "The Chains Of Compromise Are Too Small To Be Felt, Until They Are Too Big To Be Broken"

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            • eliot mayfield
              God Squad
              True Christian™
              • Sep 2006
              • 9324

              #351
              Re: WHEN CAN I START BEATING ON MY WOMAN ??

              An iron thumb?
              Matthew:
              5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
              5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
              10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
              10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.


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              • Faithful Jordan
                Confirmed Enemy of God
                • May 2009
                • 7

                #352
                Re: WHEN CAN I START BEATING ON MY WOMAN ??

                Originally posted by eliot mayfield View Post
                An iron thumb?
                So rather then adress the fact that she just deposed and entire portion of your beliefs you mock the fact that she replaced the word "fist" with "thumb"? You have just made a laughingstock out of yourself.

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                • eliot mayfield
                  God Squad
                  True Christian™
                  • Sep 2006
                  • 9324

                  #353
                  Re: WHEN CAN I START BEATING ON MY WOMAN ??

                  Really? She did all that? Somebody who doesn't know the difference between a thumb and a fist did that?
                  Matthew:
                  5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
                  5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
                  10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
                  10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.


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                  • Faithful Jordan
                    Confirmed Enemy of God
                    • May 2009
                    • 7

                    #354
                    Re: WHEN CAN I START BEATING ON MY WOMAN ??

                    Originally posted by eliot mayfield View Post
                    Really? She did all that? Somebody who doesn't know the difference between a thumb and a fist did that?
                    Hilarious. Degrade the person, and straw man the argument. Do you even have a basic concept of how a reason argument is presented? The least you could do is follow logic while trying to spill your bullshit, but see that would be counter-intuitive in this situation as logic would dictate you didn't believe in it in the first place. Do you even have a high school diploma? Nevermind. No more questions. It'd be best if you didn't express any more opinions until you can even defend yourself intelligently. It's rather like picking on a child.

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                    • TheAlbinoAtheist
                      Unsaved trash
                      • May 2009
                      • 4

                      #355
                      Re: WHEN CAN I START BEATING ON MY WOMAN ??

                      So If I quit being an atheist and Get baptized, pouring all my heart and soul in serving our Lord, does that mean it will be legal for me to beat my wife? My wedding is in 9 days and my Fiancee has been irritating me lately with her meticulous wedding planning. I felt like I just wanted to shove my nail gun down her fragile little throat so I could get some piffleing peace and quiet around here. But then again, I do not want to kill her, can someone please guide me on how to properly beat my wife?

                      Or better yet, if she dies on the night of our honeymoon, is it still alright for me to screw her? I mean If she dies then I'll be stuck a virgin until I can find someone else to marry.








                      No, of course I'm just kidding. What kind of pussy of a man would beat his wife? What kind of mentally retarded bitch would let her husband beat her in the name of the invisible douche bag in the sky? IDIOTS DUH! I am quite sure Most of you here have been dropped on your head as a baby, or wait, perhaps that practice also a part of your dumb sh*t way of worshiping God? Making your babies so F***ing stupid so that they don't even know how to think for themselves? Atheists and other Normal/Mentally stable Christians are happy living their lives to the fullest While you crazy delusionists only care about what happens after death; will . What I fear most is not eternal damnation, but IDIOTS such as you people reproducing, infesting our bitter-sweet world with your ignorance.
                      Last edited by Talitha; 05-31-2009, 10:12 PM. Reason: Typo

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                      • Ezekiel Bathfire
                        Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
                        Christ's Rottweiler
                         
                        • Jan 2008
                        • 22879

                        #356
                        Re: WHEN CAN I START BEATING ON MY WOMAN ??

                        Originally posted by TheAlbinoAtheist View Post
                        So [...]I felt like I just wanted to shove my nail gun down her fragile little throat so I could get some piffleing peace and quiet around here. [...]
                        If you don't have the Godly intellect to distinguish between a beating and a nail gun, I pity you.
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                        “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

                        Author of such illuminating essays as,
                        Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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                        • peacelovegod
                          Confirmed Enemy of God
                          • May 2009
                          • 2

                          #357
                          Re: WHEN CAN I START BEATING ON MY WOMAN ??

                          well my wife wont have sex with me and we have been married for 2 weeks now she says that she is waiting for the perfect night but i dont want to wait i waited till we were married and still nothing. so can i beat her till she says yes. or can i force my self on her?

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                          • Professor Bessemer
                            Professor of Creation Science at Landover University
                            Certified Ex-Gay Program Graduate
                            Darwin's Worst Nightmare
                            True Christian™
                            • May 2009
                            • 2952

                            #358
                            Re: WHEN CAN I START BEATING ON MY WOMAN ??

                            Originally posted by peacelovegod View Post
                            well my wife wont have sex with me and we have been married for 2 weeks now she says that she is waiting for the perfect night but i dont want to wait i waited till we were married and still nothing. so can i beat her till she says yes. or can i force my self on her?
                            Well, in many states and foreign countries it is illegal for a retarded person to have any kind of sex at all, even if they are married, unless the other person is also retarded. Where do you live? Is your wife also retarded?
                            Professor of Creation Science and Flood Geology at Landover Baptist University


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                            Sodomites! Stop being gay TODAY!

                            Wherefore lay apart all filthiness and superfluity of naughtiness, and receive with meekness the engrafted word, which is able to save your souls. James 1:21

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                            • peacelovegod
                              Confirmed Enemy of God
                              • May 2009
                              • 2

                              #359
                              Re: WHEN CAN I START BEATING ON MY WOMAN ??

                              Originally posted by Professor Bessemer View Post
                              Well, in many states and foreign countries it is illegal for a retarded person to have any kind of sex at all, even if they are married, unless the other person is also retarded. Where do you live? Is your wife also retarded?
                              no she is not retarded. and its not illegal to have sex. how would our generation go on then

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                              • Nobar King
                                Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
                                Christ's Guardian
                                True Christian™
                                • Sep 2007
                                • 23748

                                #360
                                Re: WHEN CAN I START BEATING ON MY WOMAN ??

                                [QUOTE]What kind of pussy of a man would beat his wife?[/QUOTE]What kind of a pussy of a man are you to submit to your wife's demands?
                                May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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