[I am a Tool]

Re: WHEN CAN I START BEATING ON MY WOMAN ??

Well, it's just that I never actually knew that it was accepted, let alone encouraged, by God to beat your wife.

I've learned quit a lot in the day I've been on these forums. Thanks guys.


Love
~Truth



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[the liberator]

Re: WHEN CAN I START BEATING ON MY WOMAN ??

Friends,

As many of you already know, I am engaged to be Married. Praise! But what I wanted to know was - am I allowed to smack her around NOW ... IF she does something to tick me off of course.

I know I'm allowed to throw her a beating or two AFTER we're married. But I just wondered if I'm allowed to kick her in the ribs or break her arm or something, if she does something to annoy me before that? Not that she's disrespectful or nothing, but she does sometimes irritate me.

I just wondered as we're engaged an all, as I think she could do with a good beating to be perfectly honest. Or do I have to wait until we're married, and just get her father to smack her around a bit for me?

In Christ,

Brother P.

if it was up to me i would have you castrated and tortured you sick deranged fuck.. people like you deserve to suffer
burn in hell
-die slow

[thereisnoLawrence]

Re: WHEN CAN I START BEATING ON MY WOMAN ??

Friends,

As many of you already know, I am engaged to be Married. Praise! But what I wanted to know was - am I allowed to smack her around NOW ... IF she does something to tick me off of course.

I know I'm allowed to throw her a beating or two AFTER we're married. But I just wondered if I'm allowed to kick her in the ribs or break her arm or something, if she does something to annoy me before that? Not that she's disrespectful or nothing, but she does sometimes irritate me.

I just wondered as we're engaged an all, as I think she could do with a good beating to be perfectly honest. Or do I have to wait until we're married, and just get her father to smack her around a bit for me?

In Christ,

Brother P.

Why would you even think about even hurting another human being. that is immoral and you should be ashamed of yourself for even laying a hand on her that way i will seriously doubt your god tells you to beat anyone or anything no matter what the any book written by man tells you

[Brother Truth]

Re: WHEN CAN I START BEATING ON MY WOMAN ??

Why would you even think about even hurting another human being. that is immoral and you should be ashamed of yourself for even laying a hand on her that way i will seriously doubt your god tells you to beat anyone or anything no matter what the any book written by man tells you

I know this one was already banned but I figured it should be pointed out that this isn't a debate forum.

[Josephh]

Re: WHEN CAN I START BEATING ON MY WOMAN ??

The interesting thing is when the time comes for the criminal trial (And it will) those people who are instigating and calling for the beating of woman will all be prosecuted along with the guy who winds up killing his wife.

I point out the recent case where the woman was tried and convicted for instigating some teenager to kill herself online.

Make my words ye of little minds.. The day will come when you actions and deed will catch up with you.. Might not be in this world but surly in the next.

[Fordman]

Re: WHEN CAN I START BEATING ON MY WOMAN ??

The interesting thing is when the time comes for the criminal trial (And it will) those people who are instigating and calling for the beating of woman will all be prosecuted along with the guy who winds up killing his wife.

I point out the recent case where the woman was tried and convicted for instigating some teenager to kill herself online.

Make my words ye of little minds.. The day will come when you actions and deed will catch up with you.. Might not be in this world but surly in the next.

You sir are a faker..... A true Christian speaks with passion and grace...and can spell!!! Where did you go to school?? Idiot!!

[youandi]

Re: WHEN CAN I START BEATING ON MY WOMAN ??

why do people on here believe they can hit their wifes? whats up with this world? im so upset! you can not hit the woman you love.

[Fordman]

Re: WHEN CAN I START BEATING ON MY WOMAN ??

why do people on here believe they can hit their wifes? whats up with this world? im so upset! you can not hit the woman you love.

Arrrggghhhhh. Can you not read the Bible? Why are you wasting everyone's time??

[Nobar King]

Re: WHEN CAN I START BEATING ON MY WOMAN ??

You sir are a faker..... A true Christian speaks with passion and grace...and can spell!!! Where did you go to school?? Idiot!!

You could be a little more constructive and show the troll how to spell. I learned in cultural sensitivity training class yesterday that it's not nice to refer to others as idiot. MDI is a protected class, now (mentally deficient individual). Our Lord would guide you to help those who come seeking His Grace, whether they know it or not.

[Fordman]

Re: WHEN CAN I START BEATING ON MY WOMAN ??

You could be a little more constructive and show the troll how to spell. I learned in cultural sensitivity training class yesterday that it's not nice to refer to others as idiot. MDI is a protected class, now (mentally deficient individual). Our Lord would guide you to help those who come seeking His Grace, whether they know it or not.

Sometimes the frustration overwhelmes me to the point of occasional outbursts. Thank you for showing me the way.

Amen.

[tr8484]

Re: WHEN CAN I START BEATING ON MY WOMAN ??

I am so ready to beat the crap out of my wife until she's an inch from death, then burying her body in the yard in the name of Jesus when she inevitably dies from internal injuries due to my abuse! I hope my shrew doesn't make me angry, or she'll see my hand up close!

I can't wait! The eagerness is consuming me because I know that when her friends and family don't see her again, I can always tell them that I killed her with Jesus in mind, and they'll understand completely. Even the authorities with their "investigations" and all of that nonsense. How in the world can they even accost me with their "forensic evidence" that came from analytical science and technology? They're all devil worshipers anyway.

Amen.

[Palmer C. Eldrich]

Re: WHEN CAN I START BEATING ON MY WOMAN ??

beat the crap out of my wife until she's an inch from death, then burying her body in the yard

You're not supposed to bury her if she's still alive.

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

Re: WHEN CAN I START BEATING ON MY WOMAN ??

Friend! Please remember you are supposed to obey secular law! And if your wife isn't a witch, you'd be breaking God's law too. Killing her would be a sin!

[tr8484]

Re: WHEN CAN I START BEATING ON MY WOMAN ??

beat the crap out of my wife until she's an inch from death, then burying her body in the yard in the name of Jesus when she inevitably dies

You're not supposed to bury her if she's still alive.

She would be dead in this scenario.

Friend! Please remember you are supposed to obey secular law! And if your wife isn't a witch, you'd be breaking God's law too. Killing her would be a sin!

Should I use my judgment and logic to understand when to stop, or will God tell me that she's on the verge of death?

[Nobar King]

Re: WHEN CAN I START BEATING ON MY WOMAN ??

She would be dead in this scenario.

So, why did you write that you would beat her to an inch of her death? That doesn't sound quite dead, to me.