You men disgust me!

[PrayerIsFun]

I can't believe you claim to be True Christians TM yet at the same time you engage in the sinful act of sex. There are Godly methods available today that allow your semen to be injected into your wife so that your penis never has to be exposed and so that you never have to come in contact with that nasty, dirty, demonic area of your wife. How have you all not considered this? How can you claim to be true to your faith?

I bet you really enjoy sex and claim you don't so others think your True Christians TM! Impersonators, all of you!

[Vayhr of the Warhost]

Re: You men disgust me!

I can't believe you claim to be True Christians TM yet at the same time you engage in the sinful act of sex. There are Godly methods available today that allow your semen to be injected into your wife so that your penis never has to be exposed and so that you never have to come in contact with that nasty, dirty, demonic area of your wife. How have you all not considered this? How can you claim to be true to your faith?

I bet you really enjoy sex and claim you don't so others think your True Christians TM! Impersonators, all of you!

Open up a Bible, you dipspit.

[24] Therefore shall a man leave his father and his mother, and shall cleave unto his wife: and they shall be one flesh.

[6] But from the beginning of the creation God made them male and female.
[7] For this cause shall a man leave his father and mother, and cleave to his wife;
[8] And they twain shall be one flesh: so then they are no more twain, but one flesh.
[9] What therefore God hath joined together, let not man put asunder.

[Osambo 08]

Re: You men disgust me!

I can't believe you claim to be True Christians TM yet at the same time you engage in the sinful act of sex. There are Godly methods available today that allow your semen to be injected into your wife so that your penis never has to be exposed and so that you never have to come in contact with that nasty, dirty, demonic area of your wife. How have you all not considered this? How can you claim to be true to your faith?

I bet you really enjoy sex and claim you don't so others think your True Christians TM! Impersonators, all of you!

because Adam and Eve had sex and God didn't persecute them. It's the traditional way of procreating, you sinful harlot!!

[Brother MoJo]

Re: You men disgust me!

Friend, those methods involve the spilling of one's seed- and God has already killed a man for that!

38:8 And Judah said unto Onan, Go in unto thy brother's wife, and marry her, and raise up seed to thy brother.
38:9 And Onan knew that the seed should not be his; and it came to pass, when he went in unto his brother's wife, that he spilled it on the ground, lest that he should give seed to his brother.
38:10 And the thing which he did displeased the LORD: wherefore he slew him also.

[Brother Guy Bayard]

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I don't enjoy the act of sex with my wife one little bit. And furthermore I know for a fact that she detests sex with me also. Thats why I pay for all those tennis lessons , cookery and pottery classes - they keep her mind from thinking dirty thoughts. Whats really amazing is that she has found a tall , handsome, muscular spanish instructor who teaches all three clases - I rarely see her these days - which is fine by me. It allows me more free time for quiet contemplation in my prayer closet.

[PrayerIsFun]

Re: You men disgust me!

I don't enjoy the act of sex with my wife one little bit. And furthermore I know for a fact that she detests sex with me also. Thats why I pay for all those tennis lessons , cookery and pottery classes - they keep her mind from thinking dirty thoughts. Whats really amazing is that she has found a tall , handsome, muscular spanish instructor who teaches all three clases - I rarely see her these days - which is fine by me. It allows me more free time for quiet contemplation in my prayer closet.

Maybe if you got a toupee or tried Rogain to grow your hair back it would spice up your love life. In the long term, you could going to the gym or playing tennis with her. This way you could work on your body image (because God hates fat ugly people) and keep an eye on your wife at the same time. Don't beat or spank her if she's better than you at first because this is initially like cooking - an area only she understands - but as you are a man and sports are manly, with time you will prove to be better player.

[Brother MoJo]

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Sir, this kind of filth has no place on our Godly board!
Sex is not to be used for recreational purposes. Consider this your last warning on the subject.

[jesusrule]

Re: You men disgust me!

I normally don't agree to much with the people of Landover but this I just have to. There is nothing sinful in any religions (atleast that I know of) of sex. That is just like saying breathing is a sin.

[PrayerIsFun]

Re: You men disgust me!

I normally don't agree to much with the people of Landover but this I just have to. There is nothing sinful in any religions (atleast that I know of) of sex. That is just like saying breathing is a sin.

But they claim that the good sensation of an orgasm is a sin. Why would God make it feel so good if he didn't want us to enjoy it?

[Old Man Hatchet]

Re: You men disgust me!

But they claim that the good sensation of an orgasm is a sin. Why would God make it feel so good if he didn't want us to enjoy it?

I don't know what you're talking about. When I used to procreate, the only pleasure I received was from knowing that I had created another Christian and that my wife would in due time endure tremendous pain during childbirth for being a whore who had spread her legs in the first place. I am extremely righteous and Godly, and I always intently focused on Christ's suffering and/or church matters rather than humping and cooters and such.

You've received a double infraction for using the "o" word and failing to capitalize a pronoun that refers to Almighty God. Have a nice day.

[Heroes for Ghosts]

Re: You men disgust me!

I can't believe you claim to be True Christians TM yet at the same time you engage in the sinful act of sex. There are Godly methods available today that allow your semen to be injected into your wife so that your penis never has to be exposed and so that you never have to come in contact with that nasty, dirty, demonic area of your wife. How have you all not considered this? How can you claim to be true to your faith?

I bet you really enjoy sex and claim you don't so others think your True Christians TM! Impersonators, all of you!

We were created for sexual reproduction for a reason. If God gave it to you for that purpose then you might as well use it

[Bummer]

Re: You men disgust me!

I can't believe you claim to be True Christians TM yet at the same time you engage in the sinful act of sex. There are Godly methods available today that allow your semen to be injected into your wife so that your penis never has to be exposed and so that you never have to come in contact with that nasty, dirty, demonic area of your wife. How have you all not considered this? How can you claim to be true to your faith?

I bet you really enjoy sex and claim you don't so others think your True Christians TM! Impersonators, all of you!

Of course they enjoy it, they have sex to have children (or so they say) and have to have an orgasm every time, while women are not allowed to, it's the perfect disguise for men to get what they want, while women get nothing.

[Ebenezer Wright]

Re: You men disgust me!

while women get nothing.

They get to experience the miracle of childbirth. They also get to stay home and tend for the children, do chores, cook. What do you mean they get nothing?

[Deaner]

Re: You men disgust me!

...and have to have an orgasm every time, while women are not allowed to...

What's an orgasm?

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

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They get to experience the miracle of childbirth. They also get to stay home and tend for the children, do chores, cook. What do you mean they get nothing?

Quite right, Brother. Best of all, it's how they're saved:

1 Tim. 2:15: Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing, if they continue in faith and charity and holiness with sobriety.