[Redeemed Papist]

Re: THE TRUTH IS OUT - THE FEMALE ORGASM PROVEN TO BE MYTH !!!

Your wife was moaning and writhing because you sir, hit her G spot, and made her have a wonderful orgasm. It sounds like she most definitely enjoyed it, but its amusing it has taken you this long to figure out how to please your own wife.

What appalling witchcraft is this?

Get away from me, Whore of Babylon!

Come soon, please, Jesus, and burn this type of hideous harlot in the fire while we watch and sing your praises!

[Nobar King]

Re: THE TRUTH IS OUT - THE FEMALE ORGASM PROVEN TO BE MYTH !!!

May God richly bless everyone.

Doc

I hope that you are referring to every one of His believers.

[M. Mansfield, MD]

Re: THE TRUTH IS OUT - THE FEMALE ORGASM PROVEN TO BE MYTH !!!

She's clearly a pervert and probably a lezbean.

How often do you beat her?

My glorious and comely wife, Jennifer, has seen her share of discipline. However, I am blessed that she has become so obedient that it is not necessary for me to smack her daily any longer. Oh, of course I will call her in the room and swat her thighs with a cat of nine tails just so she will remember I'm the man of the house - and her sincere thanks just fills me with joy - but her desire to please me completely has made her quite malleable. I even let her decide which dress to wear once a month.

Praise God, she isn't a lesbian - although I suspect if I told her to be, she would.

I am very impressed by the ladies that have posted here. As a doctor, I am more than willing to address any of your questions in a more suitable thread. May God richly bless everyone.

Doc

[Mary Etheldreda]

Re: THE TRUTH IS OUT - THE FEMALE ORGASM PROVEN TO BE MYTH !!!

Your wife was moaning and writhing because you sir, hit her G spot, and made her have a wonderful orgasm. It sounds like she most definitely enjoyed it, but its amusing it has taken you this long to figure out how to please your own wife.

Nonsense. Nothing is "wonderful" about writhing on your back like a retard, taking the LORD's name in vain, making one's husband uncomfortable enough to have to administer discipline. I would be mortified if Mr. Etheldreda was distracted enough to take notice of me. The only one he wants to be thinking about is Sweet Jesus.

[Mother Of Seven]

Re: THE TRUTH IS OUT - THE FEMALE ORGASM PROVEN TO BE MYTH !!!

Can you keep your gutter talk out of this thread? As it stands, the thread's obscene enough to even think about.

[mhselby]

Re: THE TRUTH IS OUT - THE FEMALE ORGASM PROVEN TO BE MYTH !!!

Your wife was moaning and writhing because you sir, hit her G spot, and made her have a wonderful orgasm. It sounds like she most definitely enjoyed it, but its amusing it has taken you this long to figure out how to please your own wife.

[Redeemed Papist]

Re: THE TRUTH IS OUT - THE FEMALE ORGASM PROVEN TO BE MYTH !!!

My wife once started having some sort of seizure under me when I was impregnating her. Writhing about and moaning and taking the LORD's name in vain.

A swift punch to the side of the head followed by a sound thrashing soon put a stop to that nonsense and she lay nice and quiet while I finished off.

It worked, as well. Another soldier for Jesus was in the oven and I had no need to go near her filthy woman parts for the best part of a year.

[Mother Of Seven]

Re: THE TRUTH IS OUT - THE FEMALE ORGASM PROVEN TO BE MYTH !!!

I just lie there. I think it's more bearable if you think of Jesus, and imagine it's Him punishing you for your sins. My husband once asked me what I was thinking, and when I told him, he said that thought the same thing, except that Jesus was stroking him rather than punishing him.

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: THE TRUTH IS OUT - THE FEMALE ORGASM PROVEN TO BE MYTH !!!

My wife never had one of these "orgasms" so I am certain they are indeed a myth.

[Attila's Wife]

Re: THE TRUTH IS OUT - THE FEMALE ORGASM PROVEN TO BE MYTH !!!

I have asked her to read a book or knit when we are engaged in coitus for the purpose of bringing yet another son into the world.

Reading can be difficult - the KJV is quite heavy - and knitting is plain dangerous. Back in the days when my late husband and I used to engage in marital ghastliness (this was when he was still alive, obviously), I used to take advantage of those few quiet moments between prayers for a son to make mental shopping lists or plan menus for the following week.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: THE TRUTH IS OUT - THE FEMALE ORGASM PROVEN TO BE MYTH !!!

My sensual wife, Jennifer, claims to have had numerous orgasms during our marriage. Some of you may say, "Hats off to you, Doc," but the reality is that it seems to cheapen our marriage bed. I have asked her to read a book or knit when we are engaged in coitus for the purpose of bringing yet another son into the world. I am usually on my iPhone during the act looking up things of interest in the Bible.

How selfish when God tell us to be fruitful and multiply to think that the process should be enjoyable. Horrors.

She's clearly a pervert and probably a lezbean.

How often do you beat her?

[M. Mansfield, MD]

Re: THE TRUTH IS OUT - THE FEMALE ORGASM PROVEN TO BE MYTH !!!

My sensual wife, Jennifer, claims to have had numerous orgasms during our marriage. Some of you may say, "Hats off to you, Doc," but the reality is that it seems to cheapen our marriage bed. I have asked her to read a book or knit when we are engaged in coitus for the purpose of bringing yet another son into the world. I am usually on my iPhone during the act looking up things of interest in the Bible.

How selfish when God tell us to be fruitful and multiply to think that the process should be enjoyable. Horrors.

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

Re: THE TRUTH IS OUT - THE FEMALE ORGASM PROVEN TO BE MYTH !!!

The majority of the world aren't Baptists, so the majority of the world does enjoy it.

Dear friend, we already know that the majority of the world is unsaved and will go to hell:

[Matthew 7:13-14 KJV] 13 Enter ye in at the strait gate: for wide [is] the gate, and broad [is] the way, that leadeth to destruction, and many there be which go in thereat: 14 Because strait [is] the gate, and narrow [is] the way, which leadeth unto life, and few there be that find it.

[sagerose]

Re: THE TRUTH IS OUT - THE FEMALE ORGASM PROVEN TO BE MYTH !!!

It's not a woman's belly button.. The majority of the world aren't Baptists, so the majority of the world does enjoy it. I just wanted to educate every one on this forum that it does exist, whether or not you believe it's sinful.

lol, definitely gonna get banned from this forum soon.

[Wide-Open]

Re: THE TRUTH IS OUT - THE FEMALE ORGASM PROVEN TO BE MYTH !!!

Friend, that all sounds rather disgusting.

Why on earth would one want to fondle a bellybutton while impregnating your wife?