[Mary Etheldreda]

Re: THE TRUTH IS OUT - THE FEMALE ORGASM PROVEN TO BE MYTH !!!

Jim, You look a nice sort. Bit of a stud, eh? Let me lure you into my room and show you that there's nothing fake about a woman's orgasm.

Hi Aholibah, you're new here and I want to extend a warm and friendly Christian welcome to you!



As you probably don't know anything about Jesus, you probably don't understand civilized manners and general social etiquette. For the most part, ladies who don't want to be mistaken for whores introduce themselves when coming into a new community. To immediately offer sexual favors, and I know you're joking, this is "funny" to people like you, but to immediately offer sexual favors is, well, gross. Now every man will think of your stinky cooter as a receptacle for homeless men, frat brothers, goats probably, and your mother's many "special friends." This isn't considered a turn on for a True Christian™ man who looks to the heart of a woman. You see, a True Christian™ man like Brother Jim, looks to see if a woman has a heart of Christian charity, if she truly embraces a Biblical interpretation of Love, that is, subservience and obedience (Ephesians 5:22-24). If you want to inspire a decent, clean, working True Christian™ man like Brother Jim, I would suggest you take a bath, brush your teeth, and get on your knees and pray to Jesus to open you heart and close your sticky legs.

I hope that helps dear, from one woman to another.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: THE TRUTH IS OUT - THE FEMALE ORGASM PROVEN TO BE MYTH !!!

Jim, You look a nice sort. Bit of a stud, eh? Let me lure you into my room and show you that there's nothing fake about a woman's orgasm.

Please make a thread of your own in the "Introductions" section of the forum, so that we can properly greet you. Tell us about yourself, your church, and how you came to find Jesus.
And if you're here to flame us, better take a look at THIS before making an even bigger ass out of yourself.
I will pray that the Holy Spirit enter you and chase the demons out of your rectum and let Jesus fill you with His Grace. If you use your God-given free will to reject Christ and His temporary death on the cross for my sins, then you are sending yourself to hellfire.

[Alvin Moss]

Re: THE TRUTH IS OUT - THE FEMALE ORGASM PROVEN TO BE MYTH !!!

Jim, You look a nice sort. Bit of a stud, eh? Let me lure you into my room and show you that there's nothing fake about a woman's orgasm.

Look here, Alibaba, you are as welcome here as any who come seeking Jesus and fellowship with other Christians, but we'd like a proper introduction. Tell us about yourself. Are you saved?

[Aholibah]

Re: THE TRUTH IS OUT - THE FEMALE ORGASM PROVEN TO BE MYTH !!!

Jim, You look a nice sort. Bit of a stud, eh? Let me lure you into my room and show you that there's nothing fake about a woman's orgasm.

[Jim Farmer]

Re: THE TRUTH IS OUT - THE FEMALE ORGASM PROVEN TO BE MYTH !!!

I think it's an invention by lieberals and lesbeans to lure new converts. They promise women a wonderful new experience in return for their souls. But we men know that it's a false promise - a sham. Once they have lured our good Christian women away, they become too ashamed to face God again.

We True Christian(tm) men have to lure them back, and even lure some of those captors.

Who offers the better deal? Them, who offer only the false promise of a few seconds of muscular convulsions? Or us - who offer the true promise of eternal life?

[Joanna Lytton-Vasey]

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What does this "orgasm" mean?

Thank you for asking, Brother Marko, so that I don't have to. It sounds like a foreign word to me.

[Marko Loimaan-Aho]

Re: THE TRUTH IS OUT - THE FEMALE ORGASM PROVEN TO BE MYTH !!!

What does this "orgasm" mean?

[Dr Laurence Niles]

Re: THE TRUTH IS OUT - THE FEMALE ORGASM PROVEN TO BE MYTH !!!

Also, God does not hate me, nor am I going to hell because I am gay. Thanks!

The Holy Bible says otherwise, sinner.

Romans 1:26 For this cause God gave them up unto vile affections: for even their women did change the natural use into that which is against nature:
Romans 1:27 And likewise also the men , leaving the natural use of the woman, burned in their lust one toward another; men with men working that which is unseemly, and receiving in themselves that recompence of their error which was meet.

I walk in Jesus' steps.

YIC

[Liberal Pervert]

Re: THE TRUTH IS OUT - THE FEMALE ORGASM PROVEN TO BE MYTH !!!

Also, God does not hate me, nor am I going to hell because I am gay. Thanks!

[Liberal Pervert]

Re: THE TRUTH IS OUT - THE FEMALE ORGASM PROVEN TO BE MYTH !!!

It's amusing to read about men saying that the female orgasm is a myth. Believe me, it is not. I have many in my sexual life. My girlfriend is especially good at getting me off. Let me speak from experience, it is real life. Maybe you just don't know how to get your woman to the point of orgasm.

[Dr Laurence Niles]

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Poppa Moe pins the nail on the head.

As males, we have no idea what it is like to be a woman so I don't know why the female experience is even being discussed. As well I am sure not one of you knows how to actually please a woman. Oh no, wouldn't want to smile once in awhile as your balls slap the base of your wifes vagina. BTW what is "pornogrippy"?

Has anyone here physically hiked a mountain and looked out upon the vast space that God has blessed us with?

What are you talking about?

A woman is a man with one less rib and no penile member. This is a scientific fact. AS such a man can know exactly what woman is experiencing because the female of the species experiences the world in the the same way a cat or a dog might,

That's right: colour blind.

A man evaluates a situation and thinks "what do I need to do to to succeed?".

A woman thinks "how pretty; a flower".

When Ivan or Zhao comes storming over the horizon, gun in hand who do YOU want protecting American sovereignty?

Certainly not a lady in a lilac dress

You need a man, an American man who can see the big picture. Women simply cannot do so.

You have backed yourself into a corner: your move atheist.

God bless.

[James Hutchins]

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Your wife was moaning and writhing because you sir, hit her G spot, and made her have a wonderful orgasm. It sounds like she most definitely enjoyed it, but its amusing it has taken you this long to figure out how to please your own wife.

If so, my wife has a 'G' spot on the side of her head as she moans whenever I hit it. I knew she liked it. All women do.

[mhselby]

Re: THE TRUTH IS OUT - THE FEMALE ORGASM PROVEN TO BE MYTH !!!

Poppa Moe pins the nail on the head.

As males, we have no idea what it is like to be a woman so I don't know why the female experience is even being discussed. As well I am sure not one of you knows how to actually please a woman. Oh no, wouldn't want to smile once in awhile as your balls slap the base of your wifes vagina. BTW what is "pornogrippy"?

Has anyone here physically hiked a mountain and looked out upon the vast space that God has blessed us with?

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

Re: THE TRUTH IS OUT - THE FEMALE ORGASM PROVEN TO BE MYTH !!!

Mr. Mo, we are talking about the alleged female orgasm. Altar boys are not female, no matter how many lace-ornamented dresses you make them wear.

[Father Maurice Lester]

Re: THE TRUTH IS OUT - THE FEMALE ORGASM PROVEN TO BE MYTH !!!

The female orgasm is not a myth and has been well-documented.

There are four proven types of female orgasm.

1. Ecclesiastical orgasm: The woman tends to call out for the Lord as in "Oh God! OH GOD!!!!"

2. The negative Orgasm: The woman starts saying "No... No... Noooooo."

3. The Positive orgasm: The woman, while in the throes of passion, screams YES!! YEEEESSSSSSSS!

4: The fake orgasm: In this case the woman calls out "ZEKE... Oh ZEEEEEEKE".







Bless you, my joyless jettaturas,
Father Mo



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