[krishnaFTW]

Re: FIVE POINTS TO KEEP WOMEN IN THEIR PLACE

PSA 145:9 The LORD is good to all: and his tender mercies are over all his works.
JER 13:14 And I will dash them one against another, even the fathers and the sons together, saith the LORD: I will not pity, nor spare, nor have mercy, but destroy them.



EXO 15:3 The LORD is a man of war: the LORD is his name.
ROM 15:33 Now the God of peace be with you all. Amen.



Here is the order in the first (Genesis 1), the Priestly tradition:
Day 1: Sky, Earth, light
Day 2: Water, both in ocean basins and above the sky(!)
Day 3: Plants
Day 4: Sun, Moon, stars (as calendrical and navigational aids)
Day 5: Sea monsters (whales), fish, birds, land animals, creepy-crawlies (reptiles, insects, etc.)
Day 6: Humans (apparently both sexes at the same time)
Day 7: Nothing (the Gods took the first day off anyone ever did)
Note that there are "days," "evenings," and "mornings" before the Sun was created. Here, the Deity is referred to as "Elohim," which is a plural, thus the literal translation, "the Gods." In this tale, the Gods seem satisfied with what they have done, saying after each step that "it was good."
The second one (Genesis 2), the Yahwist tradition, goes:
Earth and heavens (misty)
Adam, the first man (on a desolate Earth)
Plants
Animals
Eve, the first woman (from Adam's rib)



god must have been very confused soul.



How did Judas die?
"And he cast down the pieces of silver into the temple and departed, and went out and hanged himself." (MAT 27:5)
"And falling headlong, he burst asunder in the midst, and all of his bowels gushed out." (ACT 1:18)



Religion is a "belief" not a fact. Science is a fact.







If god truly existed, why is the world going down the drains? People get raped everyday, abortions take place, people do drugs and innocent people get killed everyday. He doesn't exist. Face it. Religion has always been a business and always will be. You pieces of inbred shit are too scared to admit it. That's why you delete everyone's post here who thinks otherwise. I'm sure when your mother was fucking her brother, they both had great hopes for you guys. Too bad you came out worse than trash.

[Rev. Jim Osborne]

Re: FIVE POINTS TO KEEP WOMEN IN THEIR PLACE

HA!
How about those people in China that have never even heard of Landover? Are they going to hell? They never had a chance.

The Gospel of John clearly states that Jesus is the only way to aeternal life. So, if a person has not accepted Jesus Christ as their savior, of course they wouldn't get into Heaven.

Besides, on a more personal note: Is it a bad thing all those Chinese are going to Hell? Do you really want to spend an eternity surrounded by chinks speaking their weird cling-clang of a language?

You see, Catholic is the open religion. I am open to all. I don't believe any religion is more right then any other.

You say two contradictory statements. First you say you are Catholic, then you say you don't believe any religion is more right than another. If you really believe that, then why are you Catholic? Or do you believe that Catholicism is more right than other religions?

How can you argue that we don't know what religion is, when you clearly don't know so yourself? Thou art a hypocrite.

How about the idea that Jesus had a wife? The fruit of her womb was his body and blood. Not the bread and wine. That is a belief as well.

Yea, and we have a guy on here that says Jesus is a spaceship and is coming for us in a couple years to take everybody off the planet so we can knock-up Paris Hilton and give birth to some thousand headed squid or something. What's your point?

The Bible was not written by God. It was written by many people, changed by others to their beliefs possibly over time. As monks rewrote books, they would change things to their own beliefs.
You can't say your religion is the only right one either, as Jesus was not a Landover Baptist.

The Bible was written by men, inspired by God. We can perfectly well say our religion is the right one because the Bible says it is so, and we know the Bible is the infallible Word of God.

[Rev. Jim Osborne]

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Welcome to the modern world folks. Quit (censored)ing about women shouldn't have rights. You are a bunch of (censored)ing pieces of (censored) if you honestly believe that.

Right off the bat you show just how Unchristianlike you are with a sailor's mouth like that. How are we going to take the rest of your letter seriously when in your opening salvo you show how false of a Christian you are?

And I also know, if you don't change your beliefs, you will be burning in hell while all those women you talked so bad about, laugh at you as they sit at God's side. Jesus came to earth to save us all. Eve may have eaten the apple first, but Adam wasn't innocent. He ate it too.

Where is your logical basis for this absurd conclusion? WE go to HELL? Landover Baptist Church is the supreme paramount example of a church that follows the KJV 1611 word-for-word, lit-er-a-lly. Unlike you Salad Bar Christians who pick and choose which of God's laws to follow, we follow His laws to a T!

The Bible clearly states many reasons why someone would be damned to Hell, such as drunkenness, fornicating, lying, etc. and none of us engage in despicable acts.

Now you all defend your devilish religous beliefs. How many of you practice anything in your religion? How many of you have seen God? How many of you have done anything to help others in the name of God?

Everyone here puts in their share! Landover Baptist Church is made up of wholesome True Christian(tm) families which attend church regularily, preach to others about salvation, and happily tithe 10%.

Personally, I know I help others in the name of God than you do. I am a televangelist. My message gets preached to millions of people around the globe. Everyday, I average over 500 souls turning themselves over to accept Jesus Christ as their Lord and Savior! FIVE HUNDRED. Think about that: Everyday 500 people are saved by MY PREACHING from aeternal hellfire and damnation. So, what do you do that is so much better?

I saw the face of God in a women. A women who worked in Highland Park, Michigan. A suberb of Detroit. Everyday, she makes 1000+ sandwiches to feed men, women, and children who have no home, no money, nothing.
I saw the face of God in a man who used to be a crack head. Now, he helps an organization that helps employ over 100 people off the streets of Detroit, and houses many many more.

You know, that's all fine and dandy people like that are looking after people's material welfare, but what about their more important spiritual welfare? Okay so feeding people sandwiches is a noble Christian thing to do, but isn't it more noble to feed people's souls with the Truth that Jesus Christ is their Lord and Savior and Has Risen so that They May Have Aeternal Life?

This is why my personal televangelist ministry is looked upon in the Eyes of God as more worthy than your little Catholic missions. I seek to procure souls for Christ; you seek to procure young boys for demented priests.

It's a mission trip, not to try and preach our beliefs, no one knew we were Catholic, but it was a trip to hep others. Women and Children. It's the men that were the most piffleed up in that town. And not because of the women. Because the men were the alcoholics and drug users. The men that needed help fixing their own lives.

Personally, I think you're doing more harm than good. Here we have people living on skid row, spending all their mone on booze and shooting up, and you want to compound their situations by making it worse by converting them Catholicism? Where is your sense of pity?

You're not one of Father Lester's former alter boys, are you?

[James Hutchins]

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HA!
How about those people in China that have never even heard of Landover? Are they going to hell? They never had a chance.
You see, Catholic is the open religion. I am open to all. I don't believe any religion is more right then any other.
How about the idea that Jesus had a wife? The fruit of her womb was his body and blood. Not the bread and wine. That is a belief as well. The Bible was not written by God. It was written by many people, changed by others to their beliefs possibly over time. As monks rewrote books, they would change things to their own beliefs.
You can't say your religion is the only right one either, as Jesus was not a Landover Baptist.

Hi SuperTwink! Welcome to Gods favorite forum. The slopes of China never heard of Landover because they have a hard time (if at all) pronouncing the letter "L", comes out like "Randover".

As a flaming Homer, I am sure you are open and available to any sore infested transvestite tramp that comes along. Of course you do not believe any religion is more right than any other, you are a Godless heathen that has been rejected even by the family rat.

Of course God did not write the Bible. He spoke and transcribers wrote down what he said. Then King James had it perfectly translated into English. The Bible is fact. I know you do not like it any more than your
parents do not like the fact they are listed on your birth certificate. What's done, is done, no changing history, bucko. Accept the KJV as fact. You don't like it? I am sure Satan has a seat for you on the little bus to Hell.

Of course Jesus was not a Landover Baptist. Landover has only been around since 1620. Are you really that retarded as to not know this?

BTW, Welcome!

[superman22x]

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HA!
How about those people in China that have never even heard of Landover? Are they going to hell? They never had a chance.
You see, Catholic is the open religion. I am open to all. I don't believe any religion is more right then any other.
How about the idea that Jesus had a wife? The fruit of her womb was his body and blood. Not the bread and wine. That is a belief as well. The Bible was not written by God. It was written by many people, changed by others to their beliefs possibly over time. As monks rewrote books, they would change things to their own beliefs.
You can't say your religion is the only right one either, as Jesus was not a Landover Baptist.

[Jed_Cassidy]

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Welcome to the modern world folks. Quit bitching about women shouldn't have rights. You are a bunch of piffleing pieces of shit if you honestly believe that. And I also know, if you don't change your beliefs, you will be burning in hell while all those women you talked so bad about, laugh at you as they sit at God's side. Jesus came to earth to save us all. Eve may have eaten the apple first, but Adam wasn't innocent. He ate it too.
It is a woman's Biblical duty to be submissive to Man. Woman are by nature inferior because they simply are a fraction of what man is. As written in the Scripture: Genesis 2:23
And Adam said, This is now bone of my bones, and flesh of my flesh: she shall be called Woman, because she was taken out of Man.

Now you all defend your devilish religous beliefs. How many of you practice anything in your religion? How many of you have seen God? How many of you have done anything to help others in the name of God?
Listen pal, Landover Baptist is the home of the True Christians (copyrighted, boy) who LIVE the Word of God as written in the KJV 1611. Everyone who does otherwise is not practicing God's word, and is therefore NOT helping others in GOD's NAME.

I saw the face of God in a women. A women who worked in Highland Park, Michigan. A suberb of Detroit. Everyday, she makes 1000+ sandwiches to feed men, women, and children who have no home, no money, nothing.
I saw the face of God in a man who used to be a crack head. Now, he helps an organization that helps employ over 100 people off the streets of Detroit, and houses many many more.
It's a mission trip, not to try and preach our beliefs, no one knew we were Catholic, but it was a trip to hep others. Women and Children. It's the men that were the most piffleed up in that town. And not because of the women. Because the men were the alcoholics and drug users. The men that needed help fixing their own lives.
Don't mean to burst your bubble, bub, but here at Landover we do no associate with our hell-bound Cat-aholic brethren. Whatever "good" you may have done is irrelevant. Your devotion to Catholicism upsets God greatly, which makes your "contributions" to humanity null and void.

Now, hopefully you learned something from my reply.

[superman22x]

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Welcome to the modern world folks. Quit bitching about women shouldn't have rights. You are a bunch of fucking pieces of shit if you honestly believe that. And I also know, if you don't change your beliefs, you will be burning in hell while all those women you talked so bad about, laugh at you as they sit at God's side. Jesus came to earth to save us all. Eve may have eaten the apple first, but Adam wasn't innocent. He ate it too.
Now you all defend your devilish religous beliefs. How many of you practice anything in your religion? How many of you have seen God? How many of you have done anything to help others in the name of God?
I saw the face of God in a women. A women who worked in Highland Park, Michigan. A suberb of Detroit. Everyday, she makes 1000+ sandwiches to feed men, women, and children who have no home, no money, nothing.
I saw the face of God in a man who used to be a crack head. Now, he helps an organization that helps employ over 100 people off the streets of Detroit, and houses many many more.
It's a mission trip, not to try and preach our beliefs, no one knew we were Catholic, but it was a trip to hep others. Women and Children. It's the men that were the most fucked up in that town. And not because of the women. Because the men were the alcoholics and drug users. The men that needed help fixing their own lives.

[lord warrior]

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UMMMMMMMM women think for themselves how else would we decide which man to marry?

It is up to her father and a willing male to decide for her.

And if you could think right, I don't think you would have started with " UMMMMMMMMMMM".

Also, this is a male only thread. Go to the womens forum. Only thinking godly men allowed here.

[James Hutchins]

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UMMMMMMMM women think for themselves how else would we decide which man to marry?

You do not decide this. If you are lucky (and I do not think you are) a man just might ask you. Women do not ask a man.

[jmarie56]

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Who ever said these sheeple think for themselves?

UMMMMMMMM women think for themselves how else would we decide which man to marry?

[James Hutchins]

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This is exactly why fanatical christians are the way they are---As soon as there is some rebuttal or question about their beliefs, they are shielded and kept uninformed by other fanatical christians---Don't they all realize that they are kept dumb in order for pastors/priests/reverends/ to have control of them?

Anyway, discussions are pointless here and while it pains me to see how backwards people can be in my own country, I'll just have to wait for all of you to inbreed yourselves to extinction.....

Oh yes, spout your nonsense at the one other pagan here.

Please, add a post to our pointless discussions

It pains me to see morons like yourself consuming valuable space. It saddens me God does not have the time to deal with each person every day. If He could only see your putrid words of hate, But instead, the rest of the world has to have your obscenities thrust into our faces.

Now go plug in your Bagley mobile and whip up some delicious tofu.

[IllLogicalBunny]

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This is exactly why fanatical christians are the way they are---As soon as there is some rebuttal or question about their beliefs, they are shielded and kept uninformed by other fanatical christians---Don't they all realize that they are kept dumb in order for pastors/priests/reverends/ to have control of them?

Anyway, discussions are pointless here and while it pains me to see how backwards people can be in my own country, I'll just have to wait for all of you to inbreed yourselves to extinction.....

[Tertius The Scribe]

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Are you sure you don't just need four points to keep her in her place?

I agree with Brother Nobar. Points four and five have equal outcomes.

Although every good
Christian should already know these, I shall do my best to ensure that all my neighbors receive at least ten copies. I suspect there is a feminazi threat nearby...

[Nobar King]

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Are you sure you don't just need four points to keep her in her place?

[Rev. Jim Osborne]

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Don't give up, Brother James. You bring that heathen soul to his knees and make him repent! The power of Jesus is with you!