[BrotherLarry]

Re: FIVE POINTS TO KEEP WOMEN IN THEIR PLACE

i beg thy to slay thy self, froth of earth.

Hello Fiveatan,


If you're going to use old ways of speech, at least get the grammar right. One would say, "I beg thee to slay thyself, froth of earth."


"Thy" is a possessive, as in "Thy breeches are sagging, and I behold thy undergarments."
"Thou" is used to refer to another person, as in "Thou shalt not sag."
It can refer to one person but is primarily used when referring to more than one.
"Thee" is primarily used when addressing one person, but it can be used to refer to a group. Example: "I told thee twice not to wear red." If four or five people were with me and I was giving them grief over wearing red, I could say the same thing.


It's one of the reasons why people stopped using that word and began using "you." And since we're in modern times, there's no reason why you can't use "you."

[Mary Etheldreda]

Re: FIVE POINTS TO KEEP WOMEN IN THEIR PLACE

Sometimes I wish there was no menstruation because that would make women much more clean.

The appropriate solution is to marry off one's daughter as soon as she develops breasts. Then if her husband is a righteous man, he will impregnate her with haste and give her a purpose. No parent who loves their daughter would want them to be awash in Satan's Waterfall if they could avoid it.

[Didymus Much]

Re: FIVE POINTS TO KEEP WOMEN IN THEIR PLACE

i beg thy to slay thy self, froth of earth.

Why do you hate America?

[Titus Templeton]

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Sometimes I wish there was no menstruation because that would make women much more clean.

[5atan is better]

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i beg thy to slay thy self, froth of earth.

[Mary Etheldreda]

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But God's law does not. If God expects our faith to "progress" along with secular cultural values, why doesn't the Bible say so?

One of my daughters is starting to give Mr. Etheldreda lip about "women's lib" stuff. We like to use "over correction" as part of our disciplary repetoir, and so to that end she has become the sole housekeeper, meal preparer, child tender, and over all help meet to her father and brothers. She's been too exhausted to give us lip, but I think sleeping in the garage may be pampering her too much because I still see her give "the look." Anyway pastor, I just wanted to let you know that I've told her when she can answer this question, she may be released to enjoy her previous privileges of studying and helping serve, rather than being the sole server. If she can answer it in light of Brother Bob's handy reminder, she may even start sleeping in the house again. I will not encourage sinful activity in my home.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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I've read the satanist bible if that helps.

Of course you have. Your master satan demands it.

[Luke J]

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I've read the satanist bible if that helps.

[Zechariah Smyth]

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Well, this has really and truly made me lose whatever faith I still had in humanity. I'm not even going to bother arguing, I'm past the point of trying to make yous people see even a glimmer of how messed up yous all are. But I just hope yous know that every time I do my feminist campaigns or gay pride marches, I smile thinking how pissed off yous would get, and that honestly makes me sincerely happy. I hope yous all enjoy your meaningless lives full of discrimination and bible bashing. Maybe one day yous will all see how piffleeed up yous all are.

You're the one using foul language, but we're the ones who are angry.

Riiiiiight.



You know, the Blood of Our Savior will wash that blackness right out of your heart if you'll simply give up your hateful hobbies.



Yours in Christ,

Z. Smyth

[Mary Etheldreda]

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Have fun marching towards HELL!

[lydiaa]

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Well, this has really and truly made me lose whatever faith I still had in humanity. I'm not even going to bother arguing, I'm past the point of trying to make yous people see even a glimmer of how messed up yous all are. But I just hope yous know that every time I do my feminist campaigns or gay pride marches, I smile thinking how pissed off yous would get, and that honestly makes me sincerely happy. I hope yous all enjoy your meaningless lives full of discrimination and bible bashing. Maybe one day yous will all see how fuckeed up yous all are.

[Didymus Much]

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Amen!

Massive quote with "me too!!!!!111!!!eleventy!!" at the end =

Not doing an intro thread (as you were instructed to in your welcoming email) = x2

[Danish Crusader]

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Feminism has all but destroyed marriage. Next to homosexuality, it's the second biggest threat!

In the olden days, women KNEW where they belonged in the grand scheme of things, and that was beneath (not beside) their husbands!

However, liberalism, feminism, atheism and a bunch of other 'isms' have led to a sense of 'equality' between the genders. This is outrageous!

GOD created MAN, and then plucked a rib from his side to create woman. (This is why men have one less rib than women, but that doesn't mean that women are special.)

Do you know what this means? It means that women belong to men!

Unto the woman he said, I will greatly multiply thy sorrow and thy conception; in sorrow thou shalt bring forth children; and thy desire shall be to thy husband, and he shall rule over thee. -Genesis 3:16

And because Eve was dumb enough to listen to a talking snake, she caused all women throughout time to have pain when giving birth, and they all deserve it because none of them are decent!

Who can find a virtuous woman? for her price is far above rubies.-Proverbs 31:10


So, Christian Brothers, I would like to offer you some GODly suggestions on how to make sure YOUR women never become like today's whoring feminists! This works for daughters, wives, nieces, or even other people's womenfolk!

1. Never put a woman in charge of anything! She will just mess it up! This is confirmed in Isaiah 3:12...

As for my people, children are their oppressors, and women rule over them. O my people, they which lead thee cause thee to err, and destroy the way of thy paths.

2. Women are disgusting and gross and have cooties, so saith the LORD your GOD! This is especially true when she is having her time of the month, and you must know how to handle this putrid exhibition of smelly female fluids! Do not let her touch anything in your house. Send her away immediately to a shed that you have prepared for that has a bucket to squat over, or send her away to "The Monthly Visitor" inn.

Leviticus 15:20 explains clearly...

And every thing that she lieth upon in her separation shall be unclean: every thing also that she sitteth upon shall be unclean.

See right there? The germs will crawl off her leaking body and infest your expensive furniture! Kick her out of the house and don't let her come back for seven days after her issue! (see verse 28).

3. Childbirth is a woman's duty, end of argument. However, it is your GODly duty to see to it that it is done the way GOD commanded, and that it hurts. DO NOT ALLOW YOUR WIFE TO BE GIVEN PAIN KILLER! GOD WANTS HER TO SUFFER FOR WHAT EVE DID 6,000 YEARS AGO!

From Leviticus chapter 12...


[12:2] Speak unto the children of Israel, saying, If a woman have conceived seed, and born a man child: then she shall be unclean seven days; according to the days of the separation for her infirmity shall she be unclean.


[12:3] And in the eighth day the flesh of his foreskin shall be circumcised.(Make sure they take as much off as possible, so that hardening of the tallywacker is very tight and painful, thereby ensuring sexual activity is kept to a minimum throughout his GODly life.)


[12:4] And she shall then continue in the blood of her purifying three and thirty days; she shall touch no hallowed thing, nor come into the sanctuary, until the days of her purifying be fulfilled.(Keep her from following you to church! You might have to lock her in the shed if she's not at "The Monthly Visitor.")


[12:5] But if she bear a maid child, then she shall be unclean two weeks, as in her separation: and she shall continue in the blood of her purifying threescore and six days.(Notice that the period of uncleanliness is shorter for a male child than a dirty she-child.)


If your wife or one of your daughters are expecting children, you will want to remind them how painful and horrifying the experience is going to be, all because they were unfortunately born a member of the weaker sex that spat in the face of GOD and betrayed all humans into the arms of Lucifer. My father used to punch my mother in her bloated gut when she was pregnant with me, just to make sure she wasn't enjoying it and to toughen up his little boy before he was even born! PRAISE GOD!

4. Women are there for your needs and wants. This is NOT something True Christian husbands should feel apologetic about it. It is our GOD given right to have women as our property, and it's time we act like it!

Paul simultaneously rebukes the homosexuals while explaining that the natural use of a woman is for sex in Romans 1:27

This is further suggested by the wording of the Ten Commandments, where we are instructed not to covet our neighbor's houses, THEN their wives, not the other way around. The only difference is you don't have a mortgage on your wife, you own her outright.

GOD also provides a way for us to make a little extra money off our daughters if we decide we don't want them anymore. (See Exodus Chapter 21 for details.)

5. Women are worth less than men in the eyes of our awesome GOD. He says so in Leviticus 27:

[27:3] And thy estimation shall be of the male from twenty years old even unto sixty years old, even thy estimation shall be fifty shekels of silver, after the shekel of the sanctuary.

[27:4] And if it be a female, then thy estimation shall be thirty shekels.


This presentation is by no means exhaustive or complete, but it should be an excellent reminder that we are not expected by GOD to treat women the way we do men, and that they are clearly beneath us.

Print this off and keep it handy. The next time your wife or daughter messes up, fetch this list and tell her why she is being punished. Cite the scripture as you punch, kick, slap and beat the devil out of her!

PRAISE GOD AND AMEN!

Amen!

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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In the olden days, women KNEW where they belonged in the grand scheme of things, and that was beneath (not beside) their husbands!]

I have never heard such an inconsiderate and imbecile comment. Anyone with an ounce of brain mass knows that as time progresses, so does the human race and cultural values. Clearly, you are too stuck in the past to understand that these changes have occurred. Maybe we should start burning us Christians at the stake because they are not the same religion as others? You are implying that old values should never change, but without change, where are we?

I am honestly curious.

Please make a thread of your own in the "Introductions" section of the forum, so that we can properly greet you. Tell us about yourself, your church, and how you came to find Jesus.

And if you're here to flame us, better take a look at THIS before making an even bigger ass out of yourself.

I will pray that the Holy Spirit enter you and chase the demons out of your rectum and let Jesus fill you with His Grace. If you use your God-given free will to reject Christ and His temporary death on the cross for my sins, then you are sending yourself to hellfire.

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

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Anyone with an ounce of brain mass knows that as time progresses, so does the human race and cultural values.

But God's law does not. If God expects our faith to "progress" along with secular cultural values, why doesn't the Bible say so?