[Nobar King]

Re: Preventing Mass Murder in Bed *WOMEN: DO NOT READ THIS!*

How would you do that?

[Brian Dyk]

Re: Preventing Mass Murder in Bed *WOMEN: DO NOT READ THIS!*

Are you trying to outsmart God?

No. We are just trying to follow the rules as God has given them to us. Clearly, these nightime emissions are a waste of our precious seed -- which God clearly does not like. So, to please God, we have to go to these lengths.