[WickedWitch]

Re: Preventing Mass Murder in Bed *WOMEN: DO NOT READ THIS!*

Bob, I have to tell you, and I say this with the utmost respect, that is one of the most digusting things I think I've ever heard on this forum. I'm suddenly feeling queasy...

[Pastor Billy-Reuben]

Re: Preventing Mass Murder in Bed *WOMEN: DO NOT READ THIS!*

Bob, I have to tell you, and I say this with the utmost respect, that is one of the most digusting things I think I've ever heard on this forum. I'm suddenly feeling queasy...

That's why you were WARNED not to read it.

Pastor Billy-Reuben

[Bob4God]

Re: Preventing Mass Murder in Bed *WOMEN: DO NOT READ THIS!*

Bob, I have to tell you, and I say this with the utmost respect, that is one of the most digusting things I think I've ever heard on this forum. I'm suddenly feeling queasy...

Well maybe you should stay out of threads in the men's only section that specifically tell women to keep away.

So excuse me for trying to advise my True Christian brothers on how to keep from wasting seed!

[WickedWitch]

Re: Preventing Mass Murder in Bed *WOMEN: DO NOT READ THIS!*

That's why you were WARNED not to read it.

Pastor Billy-Reuben

It's the idea of reusing those jars for making jams and preservatives after there's been semen in them. That's disgustingly unsanitary. And it reminds me of something that happened once many years ago... That's where the queasiness came from.

Well maybe you should stay out of threads in the men's only section that specifically tell women to keep away. Please see the above response.

So excuse me for trying to advise my True Christian brothers on how to keep from wasting seed!

And it's a disgusting idea, I can't help that. Look, it's something you can't control, right? You said that it's something that your god makes you do so that you don't explode, right? So then why do anything about it? If it's something God wants, how do you know he wants you to be putting your seed in jars (jars which you'll then use to store food in )? Maybe he wants you to spill your seed in your boxers, otherwise why would he make you do it without your knowledge or consent?

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Preventing Mass Murder in Bed *WOMEN: DO NOT READ THIS!*

It's the idea of reusing those jars for making jams and preservatives after there's been semen in them. That's disgustingly unsanitary. And it reminds me of something that happened once many years ago... That's where the queasiness came from.

And it's a disgusting idea, I can't help that. Look, it's something you can't control, right? You said that it's something that your god makes you do so that you don't explode, right? So then why do anything about it? If it's something God wants, how do you know he wants you to be putting your seed in jars (jars which you'll then use to store food in )? Maybe he wants you to spill your seed in your boxers, otherwise why would he make you do it without your knowledge or consent?

STAY OUT OF THE MEN'S SECTION YOU WITCH!

[WickedWitch]

Re: Preventing Mass Murder in Bed *WOMEN: DO NOT READ THIS!*

If it's for men only, what are you doing here?

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: Preventing Mass Murder in Bed *WOMEN: DO NOT READ THIS!*

If it's for men only, what are you doing here?

Unlike you WW he is not trying to hijack the thread.

We have had this issue with you before. Attempting to turn all threads into a discussion about you WW will not be tolerated.

[Bob4God]

Re: Preventing Mass Murder in Bed *WOMEN: DO NOT READ THIS!*

And it's a disgusting idea, I can't help that. Look, it's something you can't control, right? You said that it's something that your god makes you do so that you don't explode, right? So then why do anything about it?

You're right, we CAN'T control it, just as we couldn't control being born into a sinful world where such perversions of nature exist, such as yourself. In a perfect world we wouldn't even HAVE dirty parts, but since we became mortal it was necessary for GOD to bestow them upon us for the purpose of reproduction and testing our moral character. The LORD really does know how to kill two birds with one stone, amen?

After what happened to that pervert Onan, I'm not taking ANY chances. He is in hell right now being raped by satan, but unlike Onan, satan is delighted to inject his broiling sulfur as deep into his victims as he can! One day it'll be YOU if you don't REPENT!

If it's something God wants, how do you know he wants you to be putting your seed in jars (jars which you'll then use to store food in )? Maybe he wants you to spill your seed in your boxers, otherwise why would he make you do it without your knowledge or consent?

Because if we follow the way of the secular unsaved men of the world, we'd simply take our stained undergarments and throw them in the washing machine where countless souls would drown in the filling cycle. In my way, they can be safely preserved until the next evening when they will be used as GOD intended.

Not re-using the jars would be wasteful, and GOD hates wastefulness. Additionally, Mrs. Bob4God WASHES them out first! We are not backwards cavemen!

And by the way, who would YOU know my choice of undergarment?? Are you FOLLOWING me???? I AM ALERTING BOBBY-JO OF THIS IMMEDIATELY. (But for your information I wear two pairs of modest long-johns and, occasionally, a stainless steel chastity belt. Pastor Zeke has the key.)

[WickedWitch]

Re: Preventing Mass Murder in Bed *WOMEN: DO NOT READ THIS!*

And by the way, who would YOU know my choice of undergarment?? Boxers are the most common choice (probably because they're so darn comfy). Are you FOLLOWING me???? No, I've got my eyes on others, you have nothing to worry about. I AM ALERTING BOBBY-JO OF THIS IMMEDIATELY. Go ahead, I think he's already stalking me anyway. (But for your information I wear two pairs of modest long-johns and, occasionally, a stainless steel chastity belt. And you felt the need to tell me all this why? Pastor Zeke has the key.)

Somehow, that doesn't surprise me.

[gadien]

Re: Preventing Mass Murder in Bed *WOMEN: DO NOT READ THIS!*

While I don't agree with your method, I do have some advice to help you. I also don't know your feelings about sex, whether its something that should only be done to produce children, if oral sex is permissible, or if it should be done rarely. 1) Pay attention to the condoms you buy to do this. Some contain spermicide which means you waster your money. 2) Don't microwave the sperm after freezing it, it will kill it. Let it thaw at room temperature 3) I hope you are a light sleeper, because it is likely that the sperm is dead before you'll naturally wake up even if preserved in a condom. 4) To avoid night time emissions, have sex at least 3x a week.

[you people are nuts.]

Re: Preventing Mass Murder in Bed *WOMEN: DO NOT READ THIS!*

HALF THE PEOPLE ON THIS SITE ARE GOING TO HELL CUZ THEIR SEXISTS!!!!!

[Nobar King]

Re: Preventing Mass Murder in Bed *WOMEN: DO NOT READ THIS!*

Are you even able to write a complete sentence without having someone hold your hand?

[Mollywhop]

Re: Preventing Mass Murder in Bed *WOMEN: DO NOT READ THIS!*

Save it for your morning cereal?

[Brian Dyk]

Re: Preventing Mass Murder in Bed *WOMEN: DO NOT READ THIS!*

Perhaps a simpler solution would be to fall asleep while engaging in the sex act with your wife as I often do. That would elimiate the need for all of the tools.

[Sixtha (Quarantined)]

Re: Preventing Mass Murder in Bed *WOMEN: DO NOT READ THIS!*

Are you trying to outsmart God?