Rest room Rules and Behavior

[Rapture Eddie]

1- You must Always wash yours hands- no exceptions, Ever!!

2- Two Hands on the Wheel, Two Eyes on the Road at all times. It does not matter if there is or is not a divider between the Urinals

3- Leave a space between urinals when possible

4- Don't wipe your boogers on the wall above the urinal.

5- You do not use the urinal directly next to another unless there are no stalls not next to someone- even if you must walk way down the row.

6- It is never appropriate to use the sink if all urinals and toilets are taken.

7- Shake, shake, zip, flush, wash, leave.
NEVER...shake, shake, shake, shake, shake, shake...............

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[Billy Ram]

Re: Rest room Rules and Behavior

Thank you for posting that Brother Batty. The importance of rest room etiquette came to my attention recently. I was in a subway restroom doing my business when I noticed a large, imposing Son Of Ham (who would have guessed) loitering by the handdryer and sinks. This filthy spearchucker was questioning all who did not wash their hands with great indignation. This whole set up caused me great discomfort for he was blocking the sink and would also hassle you whether you washed your hands or not. All I could do was hold my head high and declare to said coon that I did not urinate upon my hands when I was confronted. Yes etiquette is vital here.

[SayvedByTheLord]

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Thank you for posting that Brother Batty. The importance of rest room etiquette came to my attention recently. I was in a subway restroom doing my business when I noticed a large, imposing Son Of Ham (who would have guessed) loitering by the handdryer and sinks. This filthy spearchucker was questioning all who did not wash their hands with great indignation. This whole set up caused me great discomfort for he was blocking the sink and would also hassle you whether you washed your hands or not. All I could do was hold my head high and declare to said coon that I did not urinate upon my hands when I was confronted. Yes etiquette is vital here.

I think there is a Marine joke buried in there somewhere.

[Nobar King]

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I really like the automatic toilets, sinks, and hand dryers that they have now. I don't want to have to touch anything in the bathroom if I don't have to.

Almost all men's restrooms these days have baby changing stations, but I have never seen a man changing a baby on one. That last thing I want when I go to freshen up is to have to hear some brat screaming and his dad messing the sink up with baby poo.

[Old Man Hatchet]

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That last thing I want when I go to freshen up is to have to hear some brat screaming and his dad messing the sink up with baby poo.

The last thing I want to hear in a public bathroom is a compliment on my substantial tallywacker from Grammy Award winning, singer/songwriter George Michael.

[Billy Ram]

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I really like the automatic toilets, sinks, and hand dryers that they have now. I don't want to have to touch anything in the bathroom if I don't have to.

Almost all men's restrooms these days have baby changing stations, but I have never seen a man changing a baby on one. That last thing I want when I go to freshen up is to have to hear some brat screaming and his dad messing the sink up with baby poo.

I would like to see a "man" changing the diaper, what a great opportunity to snicker and mock his manhood. My personal favorite is winding corridor instead of a bathroom door. This provides two advantages. One is no need to touch a door handle covered in fecal matter and second the women folk cannot sneak a peek at our naughty bits as they are apt to do.

[Mrs. Rogers]

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7- Shake, shake, zip, flush, wash, leave.
NEVER...shake, shake, shake, shake, shake, shake...............

My dear departed husband (may he rest in peace) was a bit too fond of an extra "shake", if you know what I mean; as he aged he wouldn't restrict such activity to the bathroom -- always very keen to "adjust" his crotch at every opportunity, especially in public. In order to save him from himself, I would heat up a pair of tongs until they glowed red-hot, and supervise every trip he made to the bathroom:



He would cry only a little, and would wee-wee very quickly. It was a good result.

The last thing I want to hear in a public bathroom is a compliment on my substantial tallywacker from Grammy Award winning, singer/songwriter George Michael.

It would seem you need very special tongs, Mr. Hatchet, as one size does not fit all:



Additionally, these make a handy weapon should pothead George offer to "puff on your joint" -- which I have been advised is slang for either a. inviting oneself over for a meal of roast lamb, or b. ripping the stuffing out of a roasted chicken, then blowing smoke into the cavity; generally making a jolly nuisance of oneself, in other words.

[Mrs. Rogers]

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Apologies for the double post, but should anyone wish to invest in a pair of Restroom Tongs®, do NOT buy the following type:



The hand-shaped ends could lead to untoward fantasizing whilst widdling; but of even greater danger is that such tiny "fingers" would make the willy appear larger than it actually is, thereby leading to delusions of grandeur and the Sin of Pride.

[Nobar King]

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Latex gloves are convenient to have for unexpected restroom stops.

[Wide-Open]

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I never use public rest rooms. The idea that someone might see - or not see - my TW is just too much for me to handle. I used to, but the day some unsaved trash looked sideways at me and started to laugh, I was traumatised for life.

So now I just hold it up until I'm somewhere safe.

[Rapture Eddie]

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I never use public rest rooms. The idea that someone might see - or not see - my TW is just too much for me to handle. I used to, but the day some unsaved trash looked sideways at me and started to laugh, I was traumatised for life.

So now I just hold it up until I'm somewhere safe.

I FEEL for you Brother.
Ya know, I get that very same thing when I go to the rest room.
These obvious Faggots sneak a peek when I take a leak and start giggling. It's obviously some kind of perverted pleasure they get from looking at a REAL MAN and his Pink Python.
I ususlly turn around and finish the job up their legs. It's gotten me into a few fights over the years but nothing a Christian Biker can't handle.