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  • adosdrummer
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    • May 2009
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    #196
    Re: Are showers the women's ride to Satan's arms?

    Originally posted by Hymie Goldberg View Post
    Spend all the time you want in closets. If this lot are for real (and Hymie is prepared to hedge his bets, he is) then you're already doomed.

    As a Oneness Pentecostal you deny their Trinity and in so doing blaspheme against their bird-god.

    Apparently that's the Unforgivable Sin, it is.

    I'll see you at the barbeque!

    Hymie
    lol. lets meet on better terms than at the barbeque,
    Its not a religion, its a relationship

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    • ohmygollythetaliban
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      #197
      Re: Are showers the women's ride to Satan's arms?

      "Originally Posted by BibleThumpinBlonde
      If she were a man and was pleasuring herself she would have spilled seed and caused millions of unborn souls to go straight to HELL without ever being born."


      You my dear have obviously been brainwashed by your woman hating men brethren. It is just plain sad you will live such repressive lives that you won't grow into becoming a better more loving person.

      Originally posted by SayvedByTheLord View Post
      In my case it would have been more like billions. That is why I do not engaged in that depraved activity.
      "

      To you blinded by your ignorance, you say you won't do this so called filthy behavior at all? Thats just hilarious because if your engaging in sex with your slave woman than your probably not having sex to procreate but just to do it when you want to do it. So where do all those unborn kids go eh? Hell?!!! Wow jipity jeezers man.. If you do the math here... um
      A loser like you who can only get it up once in a millenia.. nah jk maybe 1 time a month . So 1 x 12 months a year.. Easy math c'mon sherlock. 12 billion unborn souls dead inside your ol ladies womb just because you want to get one off.

      But if you want to get one off the easy way, do a search on google or yahoo for two girls one cup. Then maybe you can get an idea of just what everyone else thinks of your outlandish human rights beliefs.

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      • Hymie Goldberg
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        • May 2008
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        #198
        Re: Are showers the women's ride to Satan's arms?

        Originally posted by ohmygollythetaliban View Post
        But if you want to get one off the easy way, do a search on google or yahoo for two girls one cup. Then maybe you can get an idea of just what everyone else thinks of your outlandish human rights beliefs.
        Hmmm. Two girls per cup you say? Now that makes good economic sense it does!

        Are you married?

        Hymie
        1 Thessalonians 2:14 ... the Jews:
        2:15 Who both killed the Lord Jesus, and their own prophets, and have persecuted us; and they please not God, and are contrary to all men: 2:16 Forbidding us to speak to the Gentiles that they might be saved, to fill up their sins alway: for the wrath is come upon them to the uttermost.

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        • Meek and Humble
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          • Dec 2008
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          #199
          Re: Are showers the women's ride to Satan's arms?

          Where in the Bible does it say that speaking in tongues means hopping around spewing off random nonsense words? How does that give glory to God? What's the point? Also, how could you possibly know whether someone was really full of the Holy Ghost and not just faking?

          The only time in the Bible when we see people speaking in tongues is absolutely nothing like what you Pentecostals do. What happened was the the disciples were preaching in the streets in their own language, but everyone there heard and understood them in their own native tongues. Now, if you could show evidence at being able to do that, I might believe you are full of the Holy Spirit. As it stands, I think what you do resembles demonic possession more closely.

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          • Bob4God
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            #200
            Re: Are showers the women's ride to Satan's arms?

            Originally posted by Satans Glory
            women should be treated as equals.


            Where'd you come up with THAT? Chapter and verse, KJV1611 only please.
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            • adosdrummer
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              #201
              Re: Are showers the women's ride to Satan's arms?

              Originally posted by Heathen_Basher View Post
              Where in the Bible does it say that speaking in tongues means hopping around spewing off random nonsense words? How does that give glory to God? What's the point? Also, how could you possibly know whether someone was really full of the Holy Ghost and not just faking?

              The only time in the Bible when we see people speaking in tongues is absolutely nothing like what you Pentecostals do. What happened was the the disciples were preaching in the streets in their own language, but everyone there heard and understood them in their own native tongues. Now, if you could show evidence at being able to do that, I might believe you are full of the Holy Spirit. As it stands, I think what you do resembles demonic possession more closely.
              alright, i do agree there are alot of people and congregations that i think have "spirits" that resemble the infilling of the holy ghost, but are false and imataters, leading others away from truth and a deeper relationship with Jesus.

              there are a couple different "tounges"
              one is the holy spirit giveing u a launguage to speak to others.
              another is to ediffy the church. wich is fallowed by interpretation.
              another is to edify your spirit. wich through the holy ghost u speak things that u cant comprehend on your own, and it is its own launguage.

              there is more to the holy ghost than just speaking in tounges
              there is prophecy
              interpretation
              and others
              its different gifts and tools that god gives us if we accept and beleive to fullfill his will with.
              being filled is change. a complete change inside and even out. to be more like christ and have him inside you to be closer to him, to have a relationship, and to give u that little nudge.
              the holyspirit is our phone to Jesus to sort to say. with inlimited minuts, so we can know Jesus for who He is, not what he is and what he has and will do. the whole resone he came to be our sacrifice is to have a relationship with us.
              Its not a religion, its a relationship

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              • Meek and Humble
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                #202
                Re: Are showers the women's ride to Satan's arms?

                Originally posted by adosdrummer View Post
                there are a couple different "tounges"
                one is the holy spirit giveing u a launguage to speak to others.
                another is to ediffy the church. wich is fallowed by interpretation.
                another is to edify your spirit. wich through the holy ghost u speak things that u cant comprehend on your own, and it is its own launguage.
                Do you have Scriptural evidence for this?

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                • adosdrummer
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                  #203
                  Re: Are showers the women's ride to Satan's arms?

                  Originally posted by Heathen_Basher View Post
                  Do you have Scriptural evidence for this?
                  oh yes, let me dig it up
                  Its not a religion, its a relationship

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                  • Meek and Humble
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                    #204
                    Re: Are showers the women's ride to Satan's arms?

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                    • adosdrummer
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                      #205
                      Re: Are showers the women's ride to Satan's arms?

                      Originally posted by Heathen_Basher View Post
                      Do you have Scriptural evidence for this?
                      1corinth 12,13,14,15
                      Its not a religion, its a relationship

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                      • adosdrummer
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                        #206
                        Re: Are showers the women's ride to Satan's arms?

                        a lil back o topic

                        1st corin 7

                        Now in regard to the matters about which you wrote: "It is a good thing for a man not to touch a woman,"
                        2 but because of cases of immorality every man should have his own wife, and every woman her own husband. 3 The husband should fulfill his duty toward his wife, and likewise the wife toward her husband. 4 A wife does not have authority over her own body, but rather her husband, and similarly a husband does not have authority over his own body, but rather his wife. 5 Do not deprive each other, except perhaps by mutual consent for a time, to be free for prayer, but then return to one another, so that Satan may not tempt you through your lack of self-control.

                        to the op, please ur wife.
                        that will solve ur problem
                        Its not a religion, its a relationship

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                        • Holy Swag
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                          #207
                          Re: Are showers the women's ride to Satan's arms?

                          Active Members: 666
                          y'all peasants are dead

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                          • radgyLL
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                            #208
                            Re: Are showers the women's ride to Satan's arms?

                            You catch you wife masterbateing in the shower(maybe rock her world once in a while big boy?)and you ask a bunch of men how to "punish"her?Being maried to a pansy boy like you is punishment ENOUGH.You sound like a bunch of muslims in here.AND she is pregnant?pull that pecker out of your pants and do her,you idiot.

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                            • 92drls
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                              #209
                              Re: Are showers the women's ride to Satan's arms?

                              I'm quite new here so excuse my sub par religious knowledge but...

                              Beating women is definitely not excusable under any bible or religion...

                              And... "Unsaved, Unwelcome".. Isn't the whole meaning of your religion to bring people to Jesus? Unsaved Unwelcome is on the Banner. That just confuses me. You're reversing the role of what Jesus intended and all the time he spent on Earth you're putting to waste. It's ignorant misunderstandings of the bible like this that make me sick, And what kind of bible are you getting this kind of behavior from? Even literal interpretations don't support this.

                              Also praying should be done to praise Jesus, not for punishment. Yes, you should repent and ask forgiveness of your sins, but by faith this should be done. This should not be put into the hands of the Husband to punish her. God will have his judgment, and the husband should be doing his job to better his wife not literally beat her down. Beatings are not constructive what so ever. She is not a child.

                              “Devil’s layer” What in the world. Our bodies are made in the image of God. I don’t think I need to say anymore.

                              Your all idiots. She’s pleasuring herself because you can’t act in bed to her standards. Let alone you make her sit at the edge of the bed and pray. You should make her sit at the edge of the bed and suck my dick.. If what your all saying is pure and the only acceptable way under "God", then shit, I don't want to go to heaven.

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                              • Fordman
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                                #210
                                Re: Are showers the women's ride to Satan's arms?

                                Originally posted by 92drls View Post
                                I'm quite new here so excuse my sub par religious knowledge but...

                                Beating women is definitely not excusable under any bible or religion...

                                And... "Unsaved, Unwelcome".. Isn't the whole meaning of your religion to bring people to Jesus? Unsaved Unwelcome is on the Banner. That just confuses me. You're reversing the role of what Jesus intended and all the time he spent on Earth you're putting to waste. It's ignorant misunderstandings of the bible like this that make me sick, And what kind of bible are you getting this kind of behavior from? Even literal interpretations don't support this.

                                Also praying should be done to praise Jesus, not for punishment. Yes, you should repent and ask forgiveness of your sins, but by faith this should be done. This should not be put into the hands of the Husband to punish her. God will have his judgment, and the husband should be doing his job to better his wife not literally beat her down. Beatings are not constructive what so ever. She is not a child.

                                “Devil’s layer” What in the world. Our bodies are made in the image of God. I don’t think I need to say anymore.

                                Your all idiots. She’s pleasuring herself because you can’t act in bed to her standards. Let alone you make her sit at the edge of the bed and pray. You should make her sit at the edge of the bed and suck my dick.. If what your all saying is pure and the only acceptable way under "God", then shit, I don't want to go to heaven.

                                As the husband, we rule the house. Get out of here if you can't handle that... You're probably one of those guys that is told what to do all the time by your insecure wife...

                                Interesting that you can't even spell correctly... Certainly you represent what the devil has in store for those who vote for liberal schools! Keep up the good work so we know who you are.

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