[Wake up]

Re: Are showers the women's ride to Satan's arms?

Honestly, what is wrong with you people. Are you so blinded by our faith. Beating people in the name of God is not what he was preaching in the bible. He promoted tolrance and understanding, a relization of that we all equal in his eye and should be equal in eachothers. You think your doing somthing right. You think your helping. Your bringing salvation..Wake up you stupid, biggoted, bible thumpers. Not only are you not following God's will, your also breaking man made laws, such as spousal abuse, animal cruelty, and host of other that you fools think you doing for God. You all really need to find christ or some deity, beacuse what you have now is a joke.

P.S. WTF this is religious, this is blasphmy. but mildly humorous.

[Ricardo Reis (Quarantined)]

Re: Are showers the women's ride to Satan's arms?

have you ever stopped to think you are just almost just as intolerant as these people? you single me out for a belief in God. Just because I have this doesn't mean I let religion rule every aspect of my life and I realize the need to maintain a balance between religion and everyday life. I completely agree however that 98-99% of religous followers follow religion much to closely and have let it poisoin there minds in a sense. I just would like to point out the distinction between these groups of people and show that there are religious beleivers who are not "indulged in blindness" as you say.

Yes, I have realized that. However should you find a way to tolerate people who openly appeal for total disrespect of the human rights please tell me. Everyone is free to believe in what they feel to be right, everyone is free to bask in their own freedom until they cross over the line of others. I can only tolerate what's worthy of tolerance.

I believe I have not stated, even slightly, that you are 'incoherent'. Quite the opposite.

I did NOT accuse religious believers, as a whole, as being "indulged in blindness".

--

I will try to be even more specific in the future lest I be misunderstood once again.

[Ricardo Reis (Quarantined)]

Re: Are showers the women's ride to Satan's arms?

Dear Ricky;

This is not a debate forum. Take somewhere else. We are not even the slightest bit interested in the opions of a wad of unsaved scum such as yourself, because the Holy Bible tells us to keep clear of trash like you.



Enjoy hell, monkey-worshiper.

Yes, I reckon that. Yet you are eager for my attention, otherwise you would ignore me.

And, monkey-worshiper? You don't make any sense.

Oh, almost forgot. Tarzan's best friend was a chimp, from the Ape family. You are ignorant, uneducated and scientifically oblivious so once more I will advise you to refrain yourself from any sort of debate. You should try bible quotes, at least you don't have to think too hard.

[tyler_fitz]

Re: Are showers the women's ride to Satan's arms?

I agree with the daily paddlings, my wife seems to respond well to those. However, I tend to be a little more creative while punishing my wife. Let me explain...

Sometimes, paddling simply isn't enough. I like to bend her over, put a ball gag in her mouth, and just slap the shit out of her ass while she begs for forgiveness from our lord and savior. That's when i break out the whip and remove the ball gag, then i whip her until she says the safety word ("fuck me jesus!"). After that, i pound her vag until she don't wanna be pounded no more. seriously, i fuck the shit outta that pussy so hard shes sore for weeks.

just give it a try, that'll teach her.

[Wake up]

Re: Are showers the women's ride to Satan's arms?

I agree with the daily paddlings, my wife seems to respond well to those. However, I tend to be a little more creative while punishing my wife. Let me explain...

Sometimes, paddling simply isn't enough. I like to bend her over, put a ball gag in her mouth, and just slap the shit out of her ass while she begs for forgiveness from our lord and savior. That's when i break out the whip and remove the ball gag, then i whip her until she says the safety word ("piffle me jesus!"). After that, i pound her vag until she don't wanna be pounded no more. seriously, i piffle the shit outta that pussy so hard shes sore for weeks.

just give it a try, that'll teach her.

Just a side idea to that. After your done paddling that ass. Go strait to pounding it. The soreness and pain last for weeks. Try it today

[Ugly_Kid_Joe]

Re: Are showers the women's ride to Satan's arms?

Filthy sodomites.
Go back to your cave.

[SUV]

Re: Are showers the women's ride to Satan's arms?

Something Wicked This Way Came

[SayvedByTheLord]

Re: Are showers the women's ride to Satan's arms?

If she were a man and was pleasuring herself she would have spilled seed and caused millions of unborn souls to go straight to HELL without ever being born.

In my case it would have been more like billions. That is why I do not engaged in that depraved activity.

[adosdrummer]

Re: Are showers the women's ride to Satan's arms?

what kind of True christians are you??
are u filled with the holy spirit wih evidence of speaking in tounges and baptised in Jesus name like it is commanded in Acts 2:38?
iv seen no truth on this site,
iv seen name calling
and people condeming others to hell (like its your place to)

i see ungodlyness, the members of this site are the ones in need of repentance and revelation.
u guys have to rememember we are no longer under the old testimat law, but a new law of Grace!

u guys have lost all credibility to your witnessing by your behavior. instead of planting seeds u guys have feed it to the birds who will fly away once they are done with you.

u must show love.. but yes tell the lost the TRUTH! but in love!
if u are looking for real awsners please visit
www.justgivemetruth.com
everyone is more than welcome there.

-Jesse

[just_a_rany]

Re: Are showers the women's ride to Satan's arms?

Just look at the hatred that eminates from these unsaved demons! Brothers and sisters, I hope you will all read this sodomites final rant and memorize it! See how we rattle satan's cage at Landover Baptist!! While we have done nothing but shower this angry little queer with the love of Christ, he has chosen to reject that love and spit in God's face, condemning itself to an eternity in hellfire.

And I'd be willing to bet my Pastor's monthly stipend that this little maggot is going to slither back in here for yet another dramatic exit.

Jesus always wins!

Dude you have serious issues..."while we have done nothing but shower this angry little queer with the love of christ"? What love, all you've been talking about is beating some idiot's wife for fingering herself in the shower...which is just pleasure to her...that is love...well, loving yourself...because there is no massive bearded jolly dude sitting up in the clouds...so please do show this love you've been sharing...other than beating a woman, which IS illegal..dont argue it, just admit you were wrong...oh and "ezekiel," more about god love...read your signature..."who will god damn".....LOTS of love there man...oh if god loves you, and you love god....you're gay...fucking god loving fag

[SayvedByTheLord]

Re: Are showers the women's ride to Satan's arms?

Jesus forgive me for manipulating myself

You hellbound 4chan'ers are so sad. Why not pick up a KJV1611 and read it ?

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Re: Are showers the women's ride to Satan's arms?

what kind of True christians are you??
are u filled with the holy spirit wih evidence of speaking in tounges and baptised in Jesus name like it is commanded in Acts 2:38?

We are Fundamental Baptists; there's a clue in the name of the Church - we don't speak in tongues,

iv seen no truth on this site,

I cannot account for your being retarded.

iv seen name calling
and people condeming others to hell (like its your place to)

We follow Christ's example here and warn of the wages of sin.

i see ungodlyness,

So do I; I see it in a lack of captalization and poor spelling - are you foreign?

the members of this site are the ones in need of repentance and revelation.

Wrong, we are all Saved™.

u guys have to rememember we are no longer under the old testimat law, but a new law of Grace!

You need to remember that Christ came not to change the law, but fulfill it.

u guys have lost all credibility to your witnessing by your behavior. instead of planting seeds u guys have feed it to the birds who will fly away once they are done with you.

It is rarely pleasant to hear the truth but God commands we speak as He wishes (see my signature.)

u must show love.. but yes tell the lost the TRUTH! but in love!
if u are looking for real awsners please visit

No, we must speak God's Word as it is, not as you think it is.

www.justgivemetruth.com
everyone is more than welcome there.

-Jesse

I think I have rarely seen a more blasphemous site! I note that there is a poster called 1GodHolyGhostLady This is taking the Lord's Name in Vain in a big way - so big it is blasphemy and that woman is damned for all eternity.

I think that you need to reconsider your membership of this satanic site filled with evil and iniquity.

The great pity is that the site has lured in the less than intelligent with garbage that leads down the broad path.

[Dr A Morse, Ph.D]

Re: Are showers the women's ride to Satan's arms?

I encourage the administrators of this forum to please review there terms of service a bit closer. Both people who are obvious members and follows of this organization's belief system as well as those that are here for other purposes have violated this statement in your membership agreement.

"By agreeing to these rules, you warrant that you will not post any messages that are obscene, vulgar, sexually-oriented, hateful, threatening, or otherwise violative of any laws."


If nothing else, there have been a number of posts in this thread that could clearly be understood to fall into the definition of "hateful" or "threatening." I encourage the administrators to practice what your preach (so to speak) and suspend or ban any how have violated your own terms of service.

[Dr A Morse, Ph.D]

Re: Are showers the women's ride to Satan's arms?

I apologize for the mis-key, "how" in the last statement was intended to be typed as "who"

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Re: Are showers the women's ride to Satan's arms?

It is Jesus’ way to send to us those infested with demons. One must wade in the sewage of the dregs of life to deal with Unsaved Trash.

I urge you to look at some of the startling results achieved by Landover over the years; the scales have dropped from the eyes of so many people and the amount of joy and happiness brought to this Vale of Tears has been remarkable – and all thanks to showing the Glory of The One True God – The Father, The Son and The Holy Spirit.