Originally posted by Mad Prophet Helmholtz
View Post
X
-
Re: Are showers the women's ride to Satan's arms?
This isn't anything personal against landover, or anything personal against anyone of you people, the point here is that most people consider it "not done" to beat their wives or girlfriends. Even I myself who is not a christian (I have no religion actually) don't think it's normal or even necessary to beat my girlfriend. I don't see the point of her masturbating in the showers, I don't believe it is a bad thing if she does, she'll get to know her own body better that way, so she'll know what pleasures her more.
-
Re: Are showers the women's ride to Satan's arms?
I completely agree. I'm honestly baffled why this poor church is under constant attack. This site is meant for the good people of Landover to discuss the Bible, witness to others, and enjoy communal bonding, yet mean-spirited non-believers are relentlessly coming wave after wave, foaming at the mouth with stupidity and hatred!Originally posted by BibleThumpinBlonde View PostThank you Brother. I swear those uppity queers have NO respect.
You don't see US over in their forum, flailing, prancing and lisping about. How dare they think they can prance over to GOD'S Favorite Forum and poop all over it.
No one from Landover goes to other sites to attack people....so why do they come here and do it to us? What has Landover ever done to deserve such intolerance and enmity?
Leave a comment:
-
Re: Are showers the women's ride to Satan's arms?
I know sister. I have been calmly speaking to them for quite some time and all they wanted to do is bad mouth Landover, the Church, the Bible and God. A man can only take so much before he is ready to blow off some steam. Now, where is my wife?
Leave a comment:
-
Re: Are showers the women's ride to Satan's arms?
Thank you Brother. I swear those uppity queers have NO respect.Originally posted by Mad Prophet Helmholtz View PostWhere do you get off calling a respected lady of the church that??? Likewise, how dare a newbie troll who only created his account to bitch about this topic even command a good True Christian™ woman like Sister Thumper where to go!!!
I am outraged. Have you no sense of decency and respect, boy?
You don't see US over in their forum, flailing, prancing and lisping about. How dare they think they can prance over to GOD'S Favorite Forum and poop all over it.
Leave a comment:
-
Re: Are showers the women's ride to Satan's arms?
Have fun in quarantine Hell silly little queer!Originally posted by ScripturesInMyBed View PostNot till I drag you to hell barbie.
O and no women allowed in this thread this is where god fearing men decide together how to mistreat their wives.
not very godly to call someone a fag for calling your bluff
Leave a comment:
-
Re: Are showers the women's ride to Satan's arms?
Thank you for using proper case, even if it was done a bit facetiously.Originally posted by Desdemona View Postjames.... sorry James you may not have claimed that you beat your wife but have you disciplined her?
Of course I have disciplined her. When she has made a mistake, I have pointed out her error, taught her the correct method or procedure, and we go on. You think I have not been disciplined? From my experience, the worst, rudest people in the world are those that have not been disciplined. Children whose parents do not care, are not disciplined. Were you ever disciplined?
Leave a comment:
-
Re: Are showers the women's ride to Satan's arms?
I do not literally bash any heathens. I simply bash their heathen believes. Therefore, that's what I am in the process of doing.Originally posted by ScripturesInMyBed View Postgo bash some heathens
You always answer the same way, NO GOD, blah blah NO GOD.you always answer the same way: GOD, blah blah GOD
logical yes because you will always win since i can't disprove god but then again I can't disprove fairies or santa can I
Why don't you try to explain to me why you don't believe in God for some reason other than you simply don't believe in God? And while you are at it, keep a civil tongue while doing it. You seem incapable of writing a message without using foul language, threats, or crude insults.
Leave a comment:
-
Re: Are showers the women's ride to Satan's arms?
Where do you get off calling a respected lady of the church that??? Likewise, how dare a newbie troll who only created his account to bitch about this topic even command a good True Christian™ woman like Sister Thumper where to go!!!Originally posted by ScripturesInMyBed View PostNot till I drag you to hell barbie.
O and no women allowed in this thread this is where god fearing men decide together how to mistreat their wives.
not very godly to call someone a fag for calling your bluff
I am outraged. Have you no sense of decency and respect, boy?
Leave a comment:
-
Re: Are showers the women's ride to Satan's arms?
Quick question for you. Do you believe everything you read? Do read and chose what to believe and what to ignore? Or do you think everything is a lie because the voices in your head tell you so?Originally posted by ScripturesInMyBed View Post"Dee daa doo
i drive a truck and praise the lord
I have a degree in Buisness, Chemistry, Nuclear physics, and Philosophy i proved gods existence using linear algebra!
Beat women and children for fun!!!
F*** YEAH
oh and did i mention i drive a truck"
you see it makes no sense
For a while there, you were almost writing properly and making (more or less, mostly less) reasonable statements. I think I was right earlier about you, community college, and barely graduated.
Leave a comment:
-
Re: Are showers the women's ride to Satan's arms?
Desdemona, you're a lost soul...I do not have a Bible in my back pocket, nor could a Bible fit in my back pocket.Originally posted by Desdemona View PostNot really you still did not tell me the difference. And besides old man i would kick the bible out of your back pocket
Why don't you come to my site The Church of Spaceship Jesus which holds an ecunemical alliance with the good people of Landover. You need religion in your life. I can tell by reading your posts you are an angry, sad, confused little girl....but SPACESHIP JESUS TRUTH can show you the way, my lost little friend.
Leave a comment:
-
Re: Are showers the women's ride to Satan's arms?
Not till I drag you to hell barbie.
O and no women allowed in this thread this is where god fearing men decide together how to mistreat their wives.
not very godly to call someone a fag for calling your bluff
Leave a comment:
-
Re: Are showers the women's ride to Satan's arms?
I thought you were leaving you silly little fag.Originally posted by ScripturesInMyBed View Postgo bash some heathens
you always answer the same way: GOD, blah blah GOD
logical yes because you will always win since i can't disprove god but then again I can't disprove fairies or santa can I
Leave a comment:
-
Re: Are showers the women's ride to Satan's arms?
so misbehaving does not merit a beating but trolling does?Originally posted by Mad Prophet Helmholtz View PostDifference....
Wife misbehaves, deserves to get disciplined...
Desdemona comes on this forum and annoys everyone by being a troll, deserves to get beat.
Does that sum it up for you?
buddy you need to reread that last post.
trolling is misbehaving- but if your wife did it you could beat her and call it discipline.
Leave a comment:
-
Re: Are showers the women's ride to Satan's arms?
Not really you still did not tell me the difference. And besides old man i would kick the bible out of your back pocketOriginally posted by Mad Prophet Helmholtz View PostDifference....
Wife misbehaves, deserves to get disciplined...
Desdemona comes on this forum and annoys everyone by being a troll, deserves to get beat.
Does that sum it up for you?
Leave a comment:
-
Re: Are showers the women's ride to Satan's arms?
Yes, they CAN go to HEAVEN, but it is a lesser and separate HEAVEN. Only a few have ever made it because it is so difficult for the average negro to give up his primal, criminal urges of stealing pies, raping white women and selling drugs.Originally posted by ScripturesInMyBed View Postah so black people have a curse?
can they go to heaven or is that a deal breaker for you guys?
Helpful, Sister Thumper
Leave a comment:
Leave a comment: