[Caeiro]

Re: Are showers the women's ride to Satan's arms?

Oh sorry, just noticed the part where you say "doesn't leave marks". Please disregard my last post.

Well it's just a little hole anyway.. or you could use the existing ones.

[Sister Joebuck]

Re: Are showers the women's ride to Satan's arms?

You're banned. Jesus will never save you and you'll burn in Hell. I do get satisfaction knowing that.

That is not very Christian of you.

[Caeiro]

Re: Are showers the women's ride to Satan's arms?

No she gets soapy and slippery.

And was looking for something that grips and doesn't leave marks if you catch my drift.

Sorry I didn't respond in time but I strongly suggest a meat-hook. If she slips through that then I really don't know...

[James Hutchins]

Re: Are showers the women's ride to Satan's arms?

You're banned. Jesus will never save you and you'll burn in Hell. I do get satisfaction knowing that.

Thank you sir!

[Sister Joebuck]

Re: Are showers the women's ride to Satan's arms?

Don't be silly Joe. Marriage is all about making soldiers for Christ. The rest is Hollywood.

Can I have what ever you are smoking?

[Wide-Open]

Re: Are showers the women's ride to Satan's arms?

To the OP, IF the wife is going after a shower head. Maybe its time for a little one-on-one time.
She may be needing you a lot more than you are giving it to her.
Talk to her , marriage is about communications and sacrifices.

Don't be silly Joe. Marriage is all about making soldiers for Christ. The rest is Hollywood.

[aredrell]

Re: Are showers the women's ride to Satan's arms?

What you are doing to your wives is AWFUL! AND THIS PROVES IT!

Matthew 7:3
And why worry about a speck in the eye of a brother when you have a board in your own?

Matthew 7:12
Do for others what you would like them to do for you. This is a summary of all that is taught in the law and the prophets.

Ephesians 5:25
And you husbands must love your wives with the same love Christ showed the church. He gave up his life for her.

1 Corinthians 7:3
"The husband should not deprive his wife of sexual intimacy, which is her right as a married woman, nor should the wife deprive her husband.

Colossians - Chapter 3:19

19. Husbands, love your wives and do not be harsh with them

1PE 3:7 Husbands, in the same way be considerate as you live with your
wives, and treat them with respect as the weaker partner and as heirs with
you of the gracious gift of life, so that nothing will hinder your prayers.
SEE? YOU MUST LOVE AND RESPECT YOUR WIVES AS YOURSELF AND AS CHRIST WOULD! THAT YOUR WHEN YOUR YOURSELF SIN YOU MUST GO THROUGH THE SAME TRIALS! BECAUSE ALL ARE EQUAL IN THE EYS OF GOD AS ARE SINS AND HE WHO IS WITHOUT SIN MUST CAS THE FIRST STONE!

[Sister Joebuck]

Re: Are showers the women's ride to Satan's arms?

To the OP, IF the wife is going after a shower head. Maybe its time for a little one-on-one time.
She may be needing you a lot more than you are giving it to her.
Talk to her , marriage is about communications and sacrifices.

[Nobar King]

Re: Are showers the women's ride to Satan's arms?

Now I think you're just pulling my leg. Even I won't take a cold shower. Plus, everyone knows you get cleaner in hot water than in cold water. You might consider turning the heat UP a bit. That might help to reduce the amount of time she spends in the shower.

[Flashover]

Re: Are showers the women's ride to Satan's arms?

I hope all of the haters and detractors above realize that there is some helpful information in this thread. Brother Dustpan is not the only person with such problems in his relationship.

User Flashover: Good luck with your wife.

Nobar,

Thank you for the kind words. It's unfortunate to see others poking fun at a serious situation, but I pray for their salvation. It's through their actions that we all must learn what not to do, sometimes, correct?

I failed to mention that I also do not allow my wife to use any hot water while she bathes, eliminating potential arousal and subsequent actions.

I have found this to be quite effective.

[Wide-Open]

Re: Are showers the women's ride to Satan's arms?

Oh, and don't forget to post this:



Jesus is watching you folks.

[Sister Joebuck]

Re: Are showers the women's ride to Satan's arms?

You drive an explosive?

Anyway, C4, C5, C6, their days are numbered unless they come out with the Cobama, aren't they?

If Cobama means obama then yes unless Gm joints up with the anti-Christ then there will be no more.
But to OP, You should knock before entering the shower.

[Wide-Open]

Re: Are showers the women's ride to Satan's arms?

No I drive a C4, it is an unknown and unloved car from chevy.

You drive an explosive?

Anyway, C4, C5, C6, their days are numbered unless they come out with the Cobama, aren't they?

[Sister Joebuck]

Re: Are showers the women's ride to Satan's arms?

You sound like a real man. Do you happen to drive a Godly Corvette?

No I drive a C4, it is an unknown and unloved car from chevy.

[Nobar King]

Re: Are showers the women's ride to Satan's arms?

I hope all of the haters and detractors above realize that there is some helpful information in this thread. Brother Dustpan is not the only person with such problems in his relationship.

User Flashover: Good luck with your wife.