[Flashover]

Re: Are showers the women's ride to Satan's arms?

I hope all of the haters and detractors above realize that there is some helpful information in this thread. Brother Dustpan is not the only person with such problems in his relationship.

User Flashover: Good luck with your wife.

Nobar,

Thank you for the kind words. It's unfortunate to see others poking fun at a serious situation, but I pray for their salvation. It's through their actions that we all must learn what not to do, sometimes, correct?

I failed to mention that I also do not allow my wife to use any hot water while she bathes, eliminating potential arousal and subsequent actions.

I have found this to be quite effective.

[Nobar King]

Re: Are showers the women's ride to Satan's arms?

Now I think you're just pulling my leg. Even I won't take a cold shower. Plus, everyone knows you get cleaner in hot water than in cold water. You might consider turning the heat UP a bit. That might help to reduce the amount of time she spends in the shower.

[Sister Joebuck]

Re: Are showers the women's ride to Satan's arms?

To the OP, IF the wife is going after a shower head. Maybe its time for a little one-on-one time.
She may be needing you a lot more than you are giving it to her.
Talk to her , marriage is about communications and sacrifices.

[aredrell]

Re: Are showers the women's ride to Satan's arms?

What you are doing to your wives is AWFUL! AND THIS PROVES IT!

Matthew 7:3
And why worry about a speck in the eye of a brother when you have a board in your own?

Matthew 7:12
Do for others what you would like them to do for you. This is a summary of all that is taught in the law and the prophets.

Ephesians 5:25
And you husbands must love your wives with the same love Christ showed the church. He gave up his life for her.

1 Corinthians 7:3
"The husband should not deprive his wife of sexual intimacy, which is her right as a married woman, nor should the wife deprive her husband.

Colossians - Chapter 3:19

19. Husbands, love your wives and do not be harsh with them

1PE 3:7 Husbands, in the same way be considerate as you live with your
wives, and treat them with respect as the weaker partner and as heirs with
you of the gracious gift of life, so that nothing will hinder your prayers.
SEE? YOU MUST LOVE AND RESPECT YOUR WIVES AS YOURSELF AND AS CHRIST WOULD! THAT YOUR WHEN YOUR YOURSELF SIN YOU MUST GO THROUGH THE SAME TRIALS! BECAUSE ALL ARE EQUAL IN THE EYS OF GOD AS ARE SINS AND HE WHO IS WITHOUT SIN MUST CAS THE FIRST STONE!

[Wide-Open]

Re: Are showers the women's ride to Satan's arms?

To the OP, IF the wife is going after a shower head. Maybe its time for a little one-on-one time.
She may be needing you a lot more than you are giving it to her.
Talk to her , marriage is about communications and sacrifices.

Don't be silly Joe. Marriage is all about making soldiers for Christ. The rest is Hollywood.

[Sister Joebuck]

Re: Are showers the women's ride to Satan's arms?

Don't be silly Joe. Marriage is all about making soldiers for Christ. The rest is Hollywood.

Can I have what ever you are smoking?

[James Hutchins]

Re: Are showers the women's ride to Satan's arms?

You're banned. Jesus will never save you and you'll burn in Hell. I do get satisfaction knowing that.

Thank you sir!

[Caeiro]

Re: Are showers the women's ride to Satan's arms?

No she gets soapy and slippery.

And was looking for something that grips and doesn't leave marks if you catch my drift.

Sorry I didn't respond in time but I strongly suggest a meat-hook. If she slips through that then I really don't know...

[Sister Joebuck]

Re: Are showers the women's ride to Satan's arms?

You're banned. Jesus will never save you and you'll burn in Hell. I do get satisfaction knowing that.

That is not very Christian of you.

[Caeiro]

Re: Are showers the women's ride to Satan's arms?

Oh sorry, just noticed the part where you say "doesn't leave marks". Please disregard my last post.

Well it's just a little hole anyway.. or you could use the existing ones.

[Altarboy Nealin]

Re: Are showers the women's ride to Satan's arms?

No she gets soapy and slippery.

And was looking for something that grips and doesn't leave marks if you catch my drift.

I would recommend Tatermitts.

[aredrell]

Re: Are showers the women's ride to Satan's arms?

SOOO glad I'm atheist and have a good atheist man. he treats me well and i do the same i clean i cook i do all the things a good live in girlfriend should and he is sweet kind and never hurts me in any way you know why? BECAUSE WERE EQUAL IN EVERY ASPECT he sees me as a person not some peice of property and loves me for who i am and not what some false god says i should be.. fucking religous assholes..oh nooo i cussed i'm going to hel! ooooooh!

[James Hutchins]

Re: Are showers the women's ride to Satan's arms?

Oh, and don't forget to post this:



Jesus is watching you folks.

What about the other 70%? Are they not someones husband or boyfriend?
Those are some mighty thin statisics!

[If you seek amy]

Re: Are showers the women's ride to Satan's arms?

Are you guys serious? That's absolutely disgusting. You should stand back and look at what you're saying and realise how senile and retarded you sound and look. If a woman is pleasing herself, it's because you're not fulfilling that roll so what are you doing on a forum?

You won't let her go out? WHAT THE HELL MATE? You're keeping your own wife imprisoned in your home? She has to go see friends, talk gossip and everything like that. This is disgusting in itself that you won't let her go out unless she has to go shopping. There's more to a woman's life than shopping.

Near her devils layer? I laugh at you sir. That's where you go to produce babies, that's where the babies come out. It's hardly the "devils layer".

Ezekiel - daily paddlings? Are you serious? We're not dealing with some kid looking at something they shouldn't. We're talking about a woman who is not getting satisfied by her husband. An hour in her "prayer closet"? You're going to lock her up? You call yourself a pastor?



Seriously, you guys make me sick. You call yourselves Christians? You want to beat some woman up just because she's pleasuring herself because YOU'RE not doing YOUR job? YOU should pleasure her so she doesn't have to do it herself. It's DISGUSTING that you feel you have to "punish" her because of your mistakes mate. Not letting your wife shower? Only bath? My god, you guys are stupid. I can't hold it in anymore, just stand back and look at what you're saying.

[Sister Joebuck]

Re: Are showers the women's ride to Satan's arms?